Post by custardcreamer on Dec 26, 2009 15:59:51 GMT -5
*camera changes backstage to Custard Creamer, Dave and Tech standing backstage*
Custard Creamer: huh..... yeah do my camera time in a minute Dave, i waiting for my lethal lottery draw to be texted through
Dave: but Custard we are already....
Custard Creamer: geez since you started talking more you are really gobby
*seconds later Alli runs through the door*
Alli: I AM TEAMED WITH XANDER! WOOO
Custard Creamer: kind of waiting for mine here
Dave: good for you Alli
*Alli runs out again*
Custard Creamer: Dave remember you are the camera guy. You meant to stay quiet and film me and any other goings on.
Tech: We do what we are good at Dave, you film, Custard talks and i wrestle.
Dave: Of course.
Custard Creamer: uuuuuh
*HBK suddenly runs through the door*
HBK: i teaming with Rasphard
Custard Creamer: oh i know him
HBK: yeah he is a former South American champion
Custard Creamer: no he isnt
HBK: yeah he is.......
Dave: no you are thinking of Paulie or Vincenzzo
HBK: oh...i knew that
*HBK rushes out of the room*
Custard Creamer: Dave be quiet...on and you can start filming now as i guess we have more footage then
Dave: remember i tried to tell yo......
Custard Creamer: Bad Dave! *points finger at dave*
*Dave frowns and becomes quiet*
Tech: I wish i knew who i was teamed with
Custard Creamer: stop being a baby and wait
Dave: Tech you are really annoying me today
Custard Creamer: ha you go Dave!
Tech: you told him to be quiet
Custard Creamer: we every rule is made to be broken..
*Custard Creamer's and Tech 9's mobiles begin to ring*
Custard Creamer: the message.....
Tech: i got one too
Custard Creamer: mine says Custard Creamer and Ian Von Kollof vs......WAIT ISNT HE IN LoW?
Tech: my partener is the Celtic Warrior
Custard Creamer: answer the question!
Dave: yes he is....
Custard Creamer: not you Dave..but thanks...
*Tech suddenly looks up from his phone, frowns and runs out*
Custard Creamer: that was strange
Dave: even by Tech's standards?
*Custard Creamer glares at Dave*
Dave: i will be quiet
*Custard Creamer stares at his phone for a few minutes*
Custard Creamer: of course! not only is a wolf on m team but my friend is on the other daam team and.....
Dave: tech is your friend?
*Custard Creamer glares at Dave*
Custard Creamer: as i was saying...and a new unknown wrestler aswell. What should i do?
Dave: you could research his name on internet to see moves and old matches
Custard Creamer: stupid plan i am going to sneak in to his locker oom and steal whatever i can find to help me research him
Dave: but that will not help research in ring skills.
Custard Creamer: remember what i told you...be quiet!
*Custard Creamer begins to do crappy spy rolls and peers round corners as he approches celtic warrior's locker room*
Custard Creamer: this seems to be the place, here is the plan i sneak in dodging the invisible lazers then you...oh hi again tech
Tech: you are not sneaking in are you
Custard Creamer: maybe
Tech: well i am, i need to understand my partner then we can work towards our strengths......
Custard Creamer:WHAT STRENGTHS?
Dave: you guys....*gulps* look behind you
*Tech and Custard Creamer turn round to see Celtic Warrior standing there*
Custard Creamer: hello, are you a new staff member
Celtic Warrior: *breathes hard*
Custard Creamer: well you sure are a fun guy
*Celtic Warrior grabs Tech by the neck then begins to slam him against the wall*
Tech: stop i am your partne....
* Custard Creamer leans against the door to the locker room*
Custard Creamer: i guess that is Celtic Warrior....wait here Dave
*Dave focuses the camera on Celtic Warrior bashing tech against the wall*
Dave: hurry up Custard
* Custard Creamer runs out with a black sack*
Custard Creamer: i got the stuff Dave come on!
*Custard Creamer and Dave run off then Custard Creamer stops outside the LoW locker room*
Custard Creamer: Dave i got to go in, that guy was a monster and if me and Ian are not on the same page we will be destroyed
Dave: we go in we get the life beaten out of us
Custard Creamer:yeah...HEY i said no talking! *slaps Dave* just film!
*Custard Creamer pushes the door open then stands in the doorway catching the attention of Ian (Russian Wolf) and Wolf Masters*
Custard Creamer: hello my furry friends...wait isnt a fleebag missing
Dave: was our plan to get Ian to work with you...i think you just blew it.
Custard Creamer:listen i know you guys dislike me...
Wolf Masters: you kidnapped my brother
Custard Creamer: fine strongly dislike but the point is me and you Ian are partners in our next match and we face a truly fierce competition.
Ian: i will not help you, i can destroy Tech and Celtic Warrior alone
Custard Creamer: Ian, Celtic Warrior is a unknown force and without us on the same page we could be straight out of the lethal lottery.
Ian: Custard you better watch your back out there tonight
*Custard Creamer drops the black sack to reveal newspapers*
Ian: newspapers?
Custard Creamer: headline 1...unknown wrestler invades Michigan Suburd Wrestling. headline 2.....man seriously injured by wrestlers unprovoked attack
There is your proof....read all of those then decide whether you need my help or not
*Custard Creamer and Dave walk out*
Dave: do you think he will work with you?
Custard Creamer: that reminds me
*Custard Creamer pulls out ducktape then raps it round Dave's mouth*
Custard Creamer: i said be quiet
*camera fades*
Custard Creamer: huh..... yeah do my camera time in a minute Dave, i waiting for my lethal lottery draw to be texted through
Dave: but Custard we are already....
Custard Creamer: geez since you started talking more you are really gobby
*seconds later Alli runs through the door*
Alli: I AM TEAMED WITH XANDER! WOOO
Custard Creamer: kind of waiting for mine here
Dave: good for you Alli
*Alli runs out again*
Custard Creamer: Dave remember you are the camera guy. You meant to stay quiet and film me and any other goings on.
Tech: We do what we are good at Dave, you film, Custard talks and i wrestle.
Dave: Of course.
Custard Creamer: uuuuuh
*HBK suddenly runs through the door*
HBK: i teaming with Rasphard
Custard Creamer: oh i know him
HBK: yeah he is a former South American champion
Custard Creamer: no he isnt
HBK: yeah he is.......
Dave: no you are thinking of Paulie or Vincenzzo
HBK: oh...i knew that
*HBK rushes out of the room*
Custard Creamer: Dave be quiet...on and you can start filming now as i guess we have more footage then
Dave: remember i tried to tell yo......
Custard Creamer: Bad Dave! *points finger at dave*
*Dave frowns and becomes quiet*
Tech: I wish i knew who i was teamed with
Custard Creamer: stop being a baby and wait
Dave: Tech you are really annoying me today
Custard Creamer: ha you go Dave!
Tech: you told him to be quiet
Custard Creamer: we every rule is made to be broken..
*Custard Creamer's and Tech 9's mobiles begin to ring*
Custard Creamer: the message.....
Tech: i got one too
Custard Creamer: mine says Custard Creamer and Ian Von Kollof vs......WAIT ISNT HE IN LoW?
Tech: my partener is the Celtic Warrior
Custard Creamer: answer the question!
Dave: yes he is....
Custard Creamer: not you Dave..but thanks...
*Tech suddenly looks up from his phone, frowns and runs out*
Custard Creamer: that was strange
Dave: even by Tech's standards?
*Custard Creamer glares at Dave*
Dave: i will be quiet
*Custard Creamer stares at his phone for a few minutes*
Custard Creamer: of course! not only is a wolf on m team but my friend is on the other daam team and.....
Dave: tech is your friend?
*Custard Creamer glares at Dave*
Custard Creamer: as i was saying...and a new unknown wrestler aswell. What should i do?
Dave: you could research his name on internet to see moves and old matches
Custard Creamer: stupid plan i am going to sneak in to his locker oom and steal whatever i can find to help me research him
Dave: but that will not help research in ring skills.
Custard Creamer: remember what i told you...be quiet!
*Custard Creamer begins to do crappy spy rolls and peers round corners as he approches celtic warrior's locker room*
Custard Creamer: this seems to be the place, here is the plan i sneak in dodging the invisible lazers then you...oh hi again tech
Tech: you are not sneaking in are you
Custard Creamer: maybe
Tech: well i am, i need to understand my partner then we can work towards our strengths......
Custard Creamer:WHAT STRENGTHS?
Dave: you guys....*gulps* look behind you
*Tech and Custard Creamer turn round to see Celtic Warrior standing there*
Custard Creamer: hello, are you a new staff member
Celtic Warrior: *breathes hard*
Custard Creamer: well you sure are a fun guy
*Celtic Warrior grabs Tech by the neck then begins to slam him against the wall*
Tech: stop i am your partne....
* Custard Creamer leans against the door to the locker room*
Custard Creamer: i guess that is Celtic Warrior....wait here Dave
*Dave focuses the camera on Celtic Warrior bashing tech against the wall*
Dave: hurry up Custard
* Custard Creamer runs out with a black sack*
Custard Creamer: i got the stuff Dave come on!
*Custard Creamer and Dave run off then Custard Creamer stops outside the LoW locker room*
Custard Creamer: Dave i got to go in, that guy was a monster and if me and Ian are not on the same page we will be destroyed
Dave: we go in we get the life beaten out of us
Custard Creamer:yeah...HEY i said no talking! *slaps Dave* just film!
*Custard Creamer pushes the door open then stands in the doorway catching the attention of Ian (Russian Wolf) and Wolf Masters*
Custard Creamer: hello my furry friends...wait isnt a fleebag missing
Dave: was our plan to get Ian to work with you...i think you just blew it.
Custard Creamer:listen i know you guys dislike me...
Wolf Masters: you kidnapped my brother
Custard Creamer: fine strongly dislike but the point is me and you Ian are partners in our next match and we face a truly fierce competition.
Ian: i will not help you, i can destroy Tech and Celtic Warrior alone
Custard Creamer: Ian, Celtic Warrior is a unknown force and without us on the same page we could be straight out of the lethal lottery.
Ian: Custard you better watch your back out there tonight
*Custard Creamer drops the black sack to reveal newspapers*
Ian: newspapers?
Custard Creamer: headline 1...unknown wrestler invades Michigan Suburd Wrestling. headline 2.....man seriously injured by wrestlers unprovoked attack
There is your proof....read all of those then decide whether you need my help or not
*Custard Creamer and Dave walk out*
Dave: do you think he will work with you?
Custard Creamer: that reminds me
*Custard Creamer pulls out ducktape then raps it round Dave's mouth*
Custard Creamer: i said be quiet
*camera fades*
