Post by steele on Dec 27, 2009 11:02:20 GMT -5
(Scene cuts to Sebastian St. Claire who is standing in the middle of the ring. He is 270 pounds of muscles wearing a bright orange t-shirt that says " Mexico is the land that the USA didn't want", his famous orange beach shorts and flip flops. His head is clean shaved and his blue eyes have the special sparkle of crazy in them. The crowd is giving him a very negative response with a chorus of boos and "you suck" flowing from the crowd. SSC seems oblivious to the reaction and is all smiles. )
SSC: (points at his shirt) For the six people in the crowd that can read.... Got to love the new t-shirt!!!!
(Crowd errupts in boos)
SSC: Before I turn the mic over to the greatest promotor and ONLY Great Lakes Champion in the history of the MWA...... I have a special treat for you!!!!!
(crowd rumbles with uncertainy.)
SSC: For one night only, as a special treat to the Great "coughs" Fans of Mexico... Underground Promotions has signed a one match contract to bring a Mexican Legend out of retirement to face myself in an exibition match!!! Are you ready!?!?!?!
(Crowd cheers at the thought of all the great mexican legends it could be.)
SSC:I give you the masked superstar!!!!!!
(SSC freezes in place to try to build suspense for several seconds..)
SSC: EL LILDREWO BURRITO!!!!!
(The crowd errupts in boos as LilDrew comes stumbling out from behind the curtain wearing wrestling tights, boots and a bright pink Luchidor wrestling mask that appears to be on backwards. LilDrew stumbles around blindly and stands at the edge of the ramp at a 5 foot drop. The crowd is half laughing and half screaming for him to stop. LilDrew acts like he is going to step over the edge a few times and plays the crowd up before using guidance to find the ramp. LilDrew waves at the crowd in thanks as he begins to make his way down the ramp but he trips over his untied boot and goes rolling down the ramp and lays motionless at the base of it. SSC shrugs his shoulders).
SSC: Best performance of his life.... Now onto the main attractiion.... The man who has revolultionized the MWA into a product worth wasting your money on... The LEGEND of LEGENDS..... The ICON OF GREATESTNESS....... The Savior of Saviors.... (pauses with confusion) not sure if that makes sense but anways.... The ICON... the world famous Promotor that makes Don King look like small potatoes.... I give you the One and only Great Lakes Champion.............. "All Natural" TOMMY BONES!!!!!!!!
(Tommy Bones is greeted by an erruption of boos as he appears on top of the ramp. He is clean shaved and has his long flowing blonde hair in a pony tail. As always he is wearing a 10,000 dollar black designer suit, a blood red dress shirt and has the Great Lakes Championship drapped over his shoulder. Bones takes his time making his way to ringside, stopping to talk to a few beautiful ladies in the crowd and taunt other people. Bones comes to LilDrew who appears to be unconcious still and Bones just smirks and uses LilDrew as s step stool to climb onto the apron. Bones grabs the mic from SSC and looks all business today.)
Bones: I have a long laundry list of things to take care of so keep your DAMN mouths shut so I can speak.
(Crowd of course boos louder and Bones just smiles.)
Bones: So predictable.... I play you all like a fiddle...... So MWA shows its stupidity once again by booking a card in Mexico.... Why would you book a card in a city where everybody is poor???
(More boos).
Bones: I doubt anybody in this dump could even afford to buy a t-shirt from the vendors....... As I made my way out to the ring, I saw a family of 13 sharing a corndog.....
(the Boos get louder and items begin getting thrown into the ring.)
Bones: Now onto the real business.. In the last few weeks we have seen the return of some of the supposed Greats of MWA past... Legends, Saviors, lost children, unwanted puppies etc etc etc... Another poor choice by the MWA having these bums return.... These so called superstars left the MWA when it was wrestling out of bingo halls in Michigan for food stamps and now that Underground Promotions has risen the MWA to International status these clowns want to come in and get rich..... These clowns want to act like they were part of it......... These clowns want to ride MY success...... These bums couldn't fill a phone booth when they were the main eventers and now that We are racking in the money.. These Nobodies get some of MY AIR TIME...... Riddler, you may have got yourself in a position of power but take note..... I am the reason that MWA is the hawt product..... Keep me happy and run the show the way I WANT it run and your stocks will continue to go up...... Mess with me and I will SINK this ship!!!!
(More boos as Bones circles around the ring a few times letting the crowd digust his last words. Bones leans on the top rope so the ringside camera can get a close up of his face.)
Bones: Onto Lexy.... At Revolution, you shocked the world becoming the world heavy weight champion by defeating Kevin Mitchell...... As you are going to learn the only thing harder then becoming the champion is keeping the championship belt.... To become a champion, you need to be at the top of your game and ride a hot streak..... to remain champion, you have to be PERFECT every night.... Everybody brings their "A" game when they face you and ONE slip up and the title is gone......There are those who are going to diminish your accomplishment by saying you were lucky, that you are a paper champion, that your just a place holder for them to have the title..... They are all jealous.... The new "powers that be" have already tipped there hand and they have selected who is going to be their next champion...... Welcome to being a champion Lexy... You are now a marked man.... So LEXY, what are you going to do to make sure that your not a one month champion??? This is your chance to become an Icon in the business.... Or are you going to be one of those one month champs that they jealous are saying??
(Bones paces around the ring before continuing)
Bones: Lethel Lottery is here... Another game set up by the new management at an attempt to get ratings... These so called "Random" Teams... Macho Steele is going to prevail and Furious Steele is going to be his insurance policy... Suicide, you get a free pass this week. Stand in the corner.... don't do anythign stupid and let Furious Steele advance your team...... Bring these clowns out here and lets get the match going!!!.
(Entrances begin)
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