Post by The British Hero!!! on Jan 1, 2010 13:01:20 GMT -5
The scene starts off with Mason and JJ in JJ's office. JJ is shouting at him.
JJ: You dare ask for this? You stupid brit!
Mason: I'm sorry i went against your wishes. I wa....
JJ slaps Mason.
JJ: I don't care. Your a nobody. I made you. If it were'nt for me you'll be selling "the big issue" in Salford!
Sara Sanderson notices the argument and runs into the office.
Sara: Hey. Come on. It can't be that bad. I me...
Mason and JJ then stop looking so serious and turn to Sara.
JJ: What are you doing?
Sara: I'm telling you to calm down. I mean why do you have to shout so hard at him?
Mason: Because its an act.
Sara: What?
Mason: You see that camera in the corner? *points to camera hidden behnd an office plant* This is something JJ wanted me to do for his nephew's school project.
Sara: What nephew?
JJ: My brother, Joe-Joe's son. You know, the brother in New York i never mention?
Mason: Plus, did'nt you see the signs.
Sara: What signs?
JJ: The signs all over the arena. Like this one. On my office door.
JJ points to the obvious poster on his door, saying "do not interupt JJ during tonights show. He is doing a project for his nephew. You know the one whose dad he never mentions. Whoops this is too long LOL! XD"
Sara: Oh. Okay. Now i know why everyone calls me a bimbo.
JJ: No. no. no. The reason why people call you a bimbo is because you've slept with every man on the roster.
JJ takes a big list out of his desk and begins reading it. Mason tries to intervene.
Mason: I've...
JJ: Rod slept with you.
Sara: I like mexican.
JJ: Dave slept with you.
Sara: I've got a thing for camera men.
Dolan, Pokemon trainer, LilDrew, me..... Charlotte!
Sara: I fancied something different.
Mason: I've ne..
JJ:Kevin, War Wolf, Boser... He did'nt even come from Earth!
Sara: I fancied something different, again.
Mason: I've never sl...
JJ: Custard Creamer, Leka, even Muhamad Faisal.
Sara: I wanted free oil.
Mason: I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH SARA!
All of a sudden, everyone in the MWA roster stands outside of the office.
Everyone except for Sara and Mason: Ha Ha Ha! What a noob!
Mason: Jesus Christ! Well can i "do" you now, Sara?
Sara: No!
Mason: Well. I tried.
The scene ends.
JJ: You dare ask for this? You stupid brit!
Mason: I'm sorry i went against your wishes. I wa....
JJ slaps Mason.
JJ: I don't care. Your a nobody. I made you. If it were'nt for me you'll be selling "the big issue" in Salford!
Sara Sanderson notices the argument and runs into the office.
Sara: Hey. Come on. It can't be that bad. I me...
Mason and JJ then stop looking so serious and turn to Sara.
JJ: What are you doing?
Sara: I'm telling you to calm down. I mean why do you have to shout so hard at him?
Mason: Because its an act.
Sara: What?
Mason: You see that camera in the corner? *points to camera hidden behnd an office plant* This is something JJ wanted me to do for his nephew's school project.
Sara: What nephew?
JJ: My brother, Joe-Joe's son. You know, the brother in New York i never mention?
Mason: Plus, did'nt you see the signs.
Sara: What signs?
JJ: The signs all over the arena. Like this one. On my office door.
JJ points to the obvious poster on his door, saying "do not interupt JJ during tonights show. He is doing a project for his nephew. You know the one whose dad he never mentions. Whoops this is too long LOL! XD"
Sara: Oh. Okay. Now i know why everyone calls me a bimbo.
JJ: No. no. no. The reason why people call you a bimbo is because you've slept with every man on the roster.
JJ takes a big list out of his desk and begins reading it. Mason tries to intervene.
Mason: I've...
JJ: Rod slept with you.
Sara: I like mexican.
JJ: Dave slept with you.
Sara: I've got a thing for camera men.
Dolan, Pokemon trainer, LilDrew, me..... Charlotte!
Sara: I fancied something different.
Mason: I've ne..
JJ:Kevin, War Wolf, Boser... He did'nt even come from Earth!
Sara: I fancied something different, again.
Mason: I've never sl...
JJ: Custard Creamer, Leka, even Muhamad Faisal.
Sara: I wanted free oil.
Mason: I'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH SARA!
All of a sudden, everyone in the MWA roster stands outside of the office.
Everyone except for Sara and Mason: Ha Ha Ha! What a noob!
Mason: Jesus Christ! Well can i "do" you now, Sara?
Sara: No!
Mason: Well. I tried.
The scene ends.
