Post by Ritter on Mar 22, 2009 23:25:56 GMT -5
Alexander Ritter and The X are inside the ring as the fans are booing them.
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Alexander Ritter - You people are looking at the future tag team champions on MWA.
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Sara Sanderson - You have a tough test ahead with Simply Wrestling.
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The X - Tough test? I’ve had tougher Rorschach tests than what these two clown are bringing to the table.
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Alexander Ritter - Didn’t you see us take down Lance Jade and Divac? Everyone thought they had our number, but we showed them and we showed all these fans that Alexander Ritter and The X are simply the best tag team to ever lace up a pair of boots.
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The X - And that’s what I’ve been saying this whole time, but does anyone ever listen to The X? Oh no, nobody listens to The X until it’s too late, even though it’s the same thing I’ve been saying the whole time. Never fails.
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Alexander Ritter - As a matter of fact, why don’t we get a good look at our so called “competition” up close and personal.
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Sara Sander - What?
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Suddenly Kid Rock’s “American Bad Ass” Starts to play.
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Garret Rogers - What?
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Justin Cole - Here comes Mr. Wrestling!!!
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Suddenly, a thin, scrawny, older looking man with a Mr. Wrestling Mask.
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Justin Cole - That is obviously NOT the real Mr. Wrestling..
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Garret Rogers - Are you sure? Looks like him to me! BWA HA HA!
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Justin Cole - Would you stop?
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Alexander Ritter and The X are cracking up laughing as Sara Sanderson looks disgusted. The fake Mr. Wrestling slowly makes his way to the ring with a walker and gets into the ring.
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Alexander Ritter - Careful old man. Don’t break a hip!
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The X - This is a member of one of the “odds on favorite” teams in this tournament? You might as well just had us the titles and save everyone a lot of time and pain.
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Mr. Wrestling - Now now you young whipersnapers. I’m gonna teach ya’ll about some respect and show you how we do stuff old school.
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Alexander Ritter - Right, right.. I can do old school. Punch, Punch, Knee lift, Ax Handle, roll up.. BORING!
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The fake Mr. Wrestling looks angry and hits Alexander Ritter with a running Ax Handle blow to the chest, that makes Ritter stager backwards as the crowd cheers and roars with laugher.
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Alexander Ritter - Hey, I didn’t write that in your scrip! No Ad-libbing!
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Suddenly The X lunges forward with a well places Boot to da Head super kick right in the old mans face, causing him to flip over and actually causing one of the old man’s boots to fall off.
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Garret Rogers - Amazing! He just super kicked Mr. Wrestling out of his boots!
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Justin Cole - That’s NOT Mr. Wrestling!!!
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The fans boo and throw garbage as The X and Alexander Ritter stomp and kick the old man.
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Alexander Ritter - That’s how the Extreme Regime is going to take care of business! Mr. Wrestling.. Be ready old man! Blake Parish.. I’ve seen more electrifying rubber boots than you pal. Nobody can stop the Regime from taking tag team gold, least of all you!!!
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Alexander Ritter - You people are looking at the future tag team champions on MWA.
.
Sara Sanderson - You have a tough test ahead with Simply Wrestling.
.
The X - Tough test? I’ve had tougher Rorschach tests than what these two clown are bringing to the table.
.
Alexander Ritter - Didn’t you see us take down Lance Jade and Divac? Everyone thought they had our number, but we showed them and we showed all these fans that Alexander Ritter and The X are simply the best tag team to ever lace up a pair of boots.
.
The X - And that’s what I’ve been saying this whole time, but does anyone ever listen to The X? Oh no, nobody listens to The X until it’s too late, even though it’s the same thing I’ve been saying the whole time. Never fails.
.
Alexander Ritter - As a matter of fact, why don’t we get a good look at our so called “competition” up close and personal.
.
Sara Sander - What?
.
Suddenly Kid Rock’s “American Bad Ass” Starts to play.
.
Garret Rogers - What?
.
Justin Cole - Here comes Mr. Wrestling!!!
.
Suddenly, a thin, scrawny, older looking man with a Mr. Wrestling Mask.
.
Justin Cole - That is obviously NOT the real Mr. Wrestling..
.
Garret Rogers - Are you sure? Looks like him to me! BWA HA HA!
.
Justin Cole - Would you stop?
.
Alexander Ritter and The X are cracking up laughing as Sara Sanderson looks disgusted. The fake Mr. Wrestling slowly makes his way to the ring with a walker and gets into the ring.
.
Alexander Ritter - Careful old man. Don’t break a hip!
.
The X - This is a member of one of the “odds on favorite” teams in this tournament? You might as well just had us the titles and save everyone a lot of time and pain.
.
Mr. Wrestling - Now now you young whipersnapers. I’m gonna teach ya’ll about some respect and show you how we do stuff old school.
.
Alexander Ritter - Right, right.. I can do old school. Punch, Punch, Knee lift, Ax Handle, roll up.. BORING!
.
The fake Mr. Wrestling looks angry and hits Alexander Ritter with a running Ax Handle blow to the chest, that makes Ritter stager backwards as the crowd cheers and roars with laugher.
.
Alexander Ritter - Hey, I didn’t write that in your scrip! No Ad-libbing!
.
Suddenly The X lunges forward with a well places Boot to da Head super kick right in the old mans face, causing him to flip over and actually causing one of the old man’s boots to fall off.
.
Garret Rogers - Amazing! He just super kicked Mr. Wrestling out of his boots!
.
Justin Cole - That’s NOT Mr. Wrestling!!!
.
The fans boo and throw garbage as The X and Alexander Ritter stomp and kick the old man.
.
Alexander Ritter - That’s how the Extreme Regime is going to take care of business! Mr. Wrestling.. Be ready old man! Blake Parish.. I’ve seen more electrifying rubber boots than you pal. Nobody can stop the Regime from taking tag team gold, least of all you!!!