Post by steele on Jan 8, 2010 15:08:40 GMT -5
Scene opens at the start of MWA Monday night show. Already in the ring is Tommy Bones with his side kick Sebastian St. Claire. Tommy Bones is wearing black slacks, a blood red dress shirt and black suit coat, as always his clothing is top of the line quality. Bones has his long flowing blonde hair pulled back in a pony tail, he is clean shaved and extremely attractive. Draped over his left shoulder is the Great Lakes Championship title.
Sebastian St. Claire is strutting around the ring flexing his massive muscles to the crowd. He is wearing his orange beach shorts and a white t-shirt that says "LilDrew Warclub only 19.95 while in stock". SSC head is clean shaved and his blue eyes have waves of crazy running through them. )
Garret Rogers: We are live from Riga, Latvia and it looks like we are starting out hot tonight. Underground Promotion super agent Tommy Bones is already in the ring and ready to address the fans.
Justin Cole: The fans are already booing him and I have a feeling once he opens his mouth, we are going hear more boos. Why cant the guy just be nice?
Rogers: Cause nice doesn't pay the bills.
(Bones takes the ringside mic and motions for the crowd to quiet some. )
Bones: Alright shut your damn mouths so I can talk!!!!
(Of course the crowd responds with louder boos.)
Bones: As an American, I DEMAND you show me respect!!! We are your world leaders!!!!
(The crowd gets even louder and beer glasses begin to get thrown into the ring. Bones seems to get a kick out of the reaction.)
Bones: When I brought Underground Promotions to the MWA I was laughed and mocked at as just another stable going nowhere.... I was mocked by my big money friends for trying to make the MWA into a product that could sell..... The MWA was stuck in the hell hole called Michigan, wrestling out of bingo parlors and casinos.... The joke on the road was "my wrestilng career isnt going well but atleast I am not stuck in Michigan.
(The crowd continues to chant "you suck".)
Bones: Back in thos days, I think people could get in with food stamps since the product was cold.... These Legends, Saviors, Puppies and supposed stars from the past all ditched the MWA like a one night stand with an ugly one tittied women.
(Bones adjusts the Great Lakes Championship belt on his shoulder and then leans on the top rope.)
Bones: Now that the MWA is an international phenomenon these drug addict, never been, want to be superstars have come running back claiming their heritage to the MWA...... They talk about the good old days and the great things they did. What the (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) is so great about wrestling in front of 231 unemployed factory workers in a community center that was condemned three years before???
(Shines the belt with his hand)
Bones: Here is how Winter War is going to break down..... 1) Macho Steele will be the world champion by then. Another success story of the Underground Promotions... 2) Underground Promotion will announce its newest member to the organization..... and finally 3) Furious Steele will defend his Great Lakes Championship belt in a last man standing match.. (looks over to SSC) Ask who he is going to face?
SSC: (confused look on his face) Doesn't he have a match against one of the Wolf people today?
Bones: Yeah but I can't tell which is which, It could be wolf dog, or lone wolfie, Two Wolf night, Wolfpack, Who let the Wolf out, TeenWolf, masterbater-wolf, lonely wolf, Blue Wolf, Yellow Wolf, Green Wolf, Snow white and the 7 Wolves..... Whichever Wolf it is tonight, Furious Steele is going to destroy whichever Wolf he faces tonight... So now ask me the question SSC....
SSC: Who is Furious Steele going to face at Winter War???
(Bones dramatically points to the stage.)
Bones: He is going to face the first Son of a (BEEEEEEP) that has enough nuts to step through those curtains!!!!!!!
(Bones and SSC wait for somebody to come out.)
Sebastian St. Claire is strutting around the ring flexing his massive muscles to the crowd. He is wearing his orange beach shorts and a white t-shirt that says "LilDrew Warclub only 19.95 while in stock". SSC head is clean shaved and his blue eyes have waves of crazy running through them. )
Garret Rogers: We are live from Riga, Latvia and it looks like we are starting out hot tonight. Underground Promotion super agent Tommy Bones is already in the ring and ready to address the fans.
Justin Cole: The fans are already booing him and I have a feeling once he opens his mouth, we are going hear more boos. Why cant the guy just be nice?
Rogers: Cause nice doesn't pay the bills.
(Bones takes the ringside mic and motions for the crowd to quiet some. )
Bones: Alright shut your damn mouths so I can talk!!!!
(Of course the crowd responds with louder boos.)
Bones: As an American, I DEMAND you show me respect!!! We are your world leaders!!!!
(The crowd gets even louder and beer glasses begin to get thrown into the ring. Bones seems to get a kick out of the reaction.)
Bones: When I brought Underground Promotions to the MWA I was laughed and mocked at as just another stable going nowhere.... I was mocked by my big money friends for trying to make the MWA into a product that could sell..... The MWA was stuck in the hell hole called Michigan, wrestling out of bingo parlors and casinos.... The joke on the road was "my wrestilng career isnt going well but atleast I am not stuck in Michigan.
(The crowd continues to chant "you suck".)
Bones: Back in thos days, I think people could get in with food stamps since the product was cold.... These Legends, Saviors, Puppies and supposed stars from the past all ditched the MWA like a one night stand with an ugly one tittied women.
(Bones adjusts the Great Lakes Championship belt on his shoulder and then leans on the top rope.)
Bones: Now that the MWA is an international phenomenon these drug addict, never been, want to be superstars have come running back claiming their heritage to the MWA...... They talk about the good old days and the great things they did. What the (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) is so great about wrestling in front of 231 unemployed factory workers in a community center that was condemned three years before???
(Shines the belt with his hand)
Bones: Here is how Winter War is going to break down..... 1) Macho Steele will be the world champion by then. Another success story of the Underground Promotions... 2) Underground Promotion will announce its newest member to the organization..... and finally 3) Furious Steele will defend his Great Lakes Championship belt in a last man standing match.. (looks over to SSC) Ask who he is going to face?
SSC: (confused look on his face) Doesn't he have a match against one of the Wolf people today?
Bones: Yeah but I can't tell which is which, It could be wolf dog, or lone wolfie, Two Wolf night, Wolfpack, Who let the Wolf out, TeenWolf, masterbater-wolf, lonely wolf, Blue Wolf, Yellow Wolf, Green Wolf, Snow white and the 7 Wolves..... Whichever Wolf it is tonight, Furious Steele is going to destroy whichever Wolf he faces tonight... So now ask me the question SSC....
SSC: Who is Furious Steele going to face at Winter War???
(Bones dramatically points to the stage.)
Bones: He is going to face the first Son of a (BEEEEEEP) that has enough nuts to step through those curtains!!!!!!!
(Bones and SSC wait for somebody to come out.)