Post by machosteele on Jan 8, 2010 22:12:11 GMT -5
(OOC - Was hoping you could use this on Monday's show before my match.)
The scene opens in Macho Steele's locker room, as always the locker room is extravagant with a full length bar, DJ and a small dance floor in the middle of the room complete with Disco Ball. In front of the camera Macho is sat down at a table and looks as if he is in his own little world not aware of what is going on around him. You can see past him onto the dance floor where there are a crowd of very attractive women in very revealing outfits dancing away to the DJ's tunes, in the middle of them is a very energetic and excited Sebastian St. Claire who is also dancing and grinding up against some of the women.
Tommy Bones is seen standing at the bar with a drink, he finishes off the drink and makes his way over to where Macho is sat. Tommy sits down on the seat across the table from Macho.
Tommy: "Man this is some party already, we haven't even finished the show yet. Can you imagine what it is going to be like later?."
There is no response from Macho and Tommy gets a confused look on his face.
Tommy: "Hey Macho, Come in MACHO!"
Macho (sounding like he has just been woken from a trance): "Huh?"
Tommy: "The party! How great is it?"
Macho: "Yeah, Yeah, great party, having a great time."
Tommy: "You sure as hell don't look like you are having a good time, what are you doing sitting over here when there are a ton of beauties over there?"
Macho: "Oh nothing, its just..... just...nothing."
Tommy: "Oh come on man, if something is bothering you then I am your representative and I will make those problems disappear, that's my job."
Macho: "Well its a lot of things actually, the first thing is that I still don't have any gold around my waste yet and I have been here for over a month, a MONTH Tommy. I had a shot at the Great Lakes Championship and should have won it until that masked woman attacked me, and that's another thing I still don't know what that was all about. Then I get a shot to be the number one contender for the Heavyweight Championship through the Lethal Lottery Tournament and end up getting eliminated in the first round although I did not get beaten, it was Garrett that was pinned. I just feel like every time I get close to a title there is something else that takes the opportunity away."
Tommy: "That's what is bothering you? That? Forget about the masked woman, who cares about her, Macho you have been here a very short period of time, now I know you are used to having everything on tap but trust me when I say this you will have championship gold, soon, I guarantee it. Forget about being eliminated from Lethal Lottery, it was Garret that got pinned not you, you are still technically undefeated and you will continue that streak tonight when you square off against Kittie. You can beat her, I have even booked us in for a couple of full bodies later, Traci is back from vacation, you know you love her massage's. Come on!!"
Macho's expression does not change after hearing that news, he drops his head and looks down towards the ground. In the background you can still see people dancing on the dancefloor, SSC is seen doing some pretty recognizable moves and is heard shouting.
"Check it out! Its the robot, I'm a robot!"
Tommy gives SSC a nod of acknowledgement as he continues to dance, Macho begins to speak again.
"Its not just about a title, everywhere I go now people are always singing Macho, Macho Man towards me, they are worse than the paparazzi I can't go anywhere without hearing it, its all because of that damn Lex Largon and speaking of Largon how the hell does he manage to hold onto that title? I have seen actresses that could give him a beating, it does not make sense."
Tommy: "Look Macho don't worry about it, just because some low life's try and take the mickey out of you, rise above it, you should be used to iy by know. Just be safe in the knowledge that at the end of the day all of them would give anything just to be you for 5 minutes,"
A bit of a smile comes across Macho's face.
"That's true"
Tommy: "Of course it is, and another thing. I was going to keep this till later but what the hell. This Thursday, January 14th, 3 days from now it is going to be Macho Steele squaring off against Lex Largon, and wait for it...... The match will be for the MWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Macho (in an excited voice): "Oh my God! Are you being serious!?"
Tommy: "Yep got it signed today, you have the chance to take care of both Lex Largon and your title problems in the one match. Who needs Lethal Lottery when you have The All Natural Tommy Bones huh? Now come on before anyone sees you like this and lets get some partying done."
Macho looks back to his usual self and as Tommy stands up an very attractive women approaches the table.
Tommy: "Ah, I see the party has decided to bring itself to you Macho."
Woman: "Hi my name is Krystal."
Macho: "Krystal huh, well why don't sit you pretty little self down and I will get us some drinks in, WAITER! I will have my usual and get this fine, FINE lady whatever she wants.
Tommy: "Now that's more like it."
Tommy makes his way over to the bar as Macho and Krystal are seen talking to each other SSC is dancing away on the dance floor like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. As the screen fades he is heard shouting.
"The Roof! The Roof! The Roof is on Fire! Oh yeah Hot Potatoooo! The shopping cart, doing the shopping, doing the shopping.
The scene opens in Macho Steele's locker room, as always the locker room is extravagant with a full length bar, DJ and a small dance floor in the middle of the room complete with Disco Ball. In front of the camera Macho is sat down at a table and looks as if he is in his own little world not aware of what is going on around him. You can see past him onto the dance floor where there are a crowd of very attractive women in very revealing outfits dancing away to the DJ's tunes, in the middle of them is a very energetic and excited Sebastian St. Claire who is also dancing and grinding up against some of the women.
Tommy Bones is seen standing at the bar with a drink, he finishes off the drink and makes his way over to where Macho is sat. Tommy sits down on the seat across the table from Macho.
Tommy: "Man this is some party already, we haven't even finished the show yet. Can you imagine what it is going to be like later?."
There is no response from Macho and Tommy gets a confused look on his face.
Tommy: "Hey Macho, Come in MACHO!"
Macho (sounding like he has just been woken from a trance): "Huh?"
Tommy: "The party! How great is it?"
Macho: "Yeah, Yeah, great party, having a great time."
Tommy: "You sure as hell don't look like you are having a good time, what are you doing sitting over here when there are a ton of beauties over there?"
Macho: "Oh nothing, its just..... just...nothing."
Tommy: "Oh come on man, if something is bothering you then I am your representative and I will make those problems disappear, that's my job."
Macho: "Well its a lot of things actually, the first thing is that I still don't have any gold around my waste yet and I have been here for over a month, a MONTH Tommy. I had a shot at the Great Lakes Championship and should have won it until that masked woman attacked me, and that's another thing I still don't know what that was all about. Then I get a shot to be the number one contender for the Heavyweight Championship through the Lethal Lottery Tournament and end up getting eliminated in the first round although I did not get beaten, it was Garrett that was pinned. I just feel like every time I get close to a title there is something else that takes the opportunity away."
Tommy: "That's what is bothering you? That? Forget about the masked woman, who cares about her, Macho you have been here a very short period of time, now I know you are used to having everything on tap but trust me when I say this you will have championship gold, soon, I guarantee it. Forget about being eliminated from Lethal Lottery, it was Garret that got pinned not you, you are still technically undefeated and you will continue that streak tonight when you square off against Kittie. You can beat her, I have even booked us in for a couple of full bodies later, Traci is back from vacation, you know you love her massage's. Come on!!"
Macho's expression does not change after hearing that news, he drops his head and looks down towards the ground. In the background you can still see people dancing on the dancefloor, SSC is seen doing some pretty recognizable moves and is heard shouting.
"Check it out! Its the robot, I'm a robot!"
Tommy gives SSC a nod of acknowledgement as he continues to dance, Macho begins to speak again.
"Its not just about a title, everywhere I go now people are always singing Macho, Macho Man towards me, they are worse than the paparazzi I can't go anywhere without hearing it, its all because of that damn Lex Largon and speaking of Largon how the hell does he manage to hold onto that title? I have seen actresses that could give him a beating, it does not make sense."
Tommy: "Look Macho don't worry about it, just because some low life's try and take the mickey out of you, rise above it, you should be used to iy by know. Just be safe in the knowledge that at the end of the day all of them would give anything just to be you for 5 minutes,"
A bit of a smile comes across Macho's face.
"That's true"
Tommy: "Of course it is, and another thing. I was going to keep this till later but what the hell. This Thursday, January 14th, 3 days from now it is going to be Macho Steele squaring off against Lex Largon, and wait for it...... The match will be for the MWA World Heavyweight Championship!
Macho (in an excited voice): "Oh my God! Are you being serious!?"
Tommy: "Yep got it signed today, you have the chance to take care of both Lex Largon and your title problems in the one match. Who needs Lethal Lottery when you have The All Natural Tommy Bones huh? Now come on before anyone sees you like this and lets get some partying done."
Macho looks back to his usual self and as Tommy stands up an very attractive women approaches the table.
Tommy: "Ah, I see the party has decided to bring itself to you Macho."
Woman: "Hi my name is Krystal."
Macho: "Krystal huh, well why don't sit you pretty little self down and I will get us some drinks in, WAITER! I will have my usual and get this fine, FINE lady whatever she wants.
Tommy: "Now that's more like it."
Tommy makes his way over to the bar as Macho and Krystal are seen talking to each other SSC is dancing away on the dance floor like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction. As the screen fades he is heard shouting.
"The Roof! The Roof! The Roof is on Fire! Oh yeah Hot Potatoooo! The shopping cart, doing the shopping, doing the shopping.
