Post by Lex Largon on Jan 8, 2010 23:49:32 GMT -5
(Yes this is just random, no need to put it in any shows. Maybe just an idea to add to Macho and I's match. But i doesn't have to if it's too "short notice". Don't hate if it's not up to par, wrote this on fumes. Just for some shiggles)
The scene opens up inside a boardroom, the giant desk that expands all the way up to the camera has a dark oak red shine to it. All of the respective seats are unoccupied and turned facing the desk. The head chair is turned around facing a large window. Soon something catches the cameras eye as it were. The object is zoomed in on. And what do you know, its a case of beer. That can only mean two things, The janitor forgot to clean up the boardroom after yet another crazy late night booze drinking extravaganza.....or Lex Largon is the one that sits in that very chair. Suddenly the chair swivels and Lex Largon kicks his feet up onto the table. Lex is wearing a black suit with a crisp white dress shirt and a blood red tie to match. A beer is in his hand of course. Lex slams back the rest of his beer and chucks the can to the side, quickly adjusting himself Lex pulls out a pair of glasses and clears his throat.
Lex: Hello, I'm MWA Uberstar Lex Largon. You may know me from such films as Stop or my mom will shoot!........no wait that wasn't me, that was Macho steele......no wait Sylvester Stallone. Bah all the action stars are the same moving on!
Lex breaks out a cheesy smile and pulls out a stack of papers
Lex: So, it has been brought to my attention that on January 14th I, Lex Largon, will be facing off one on one against Macho, Macho man himself.
Lex smirks at the camera and slowly slides the glasses off his face. He leans to one side resting his elbow on the desk. A sadistic snarl breaks across his face as the quirkiness has seemingly left Lex now. His voice now even more rough as he speaks.
Lex: Oh yeah, nothing like bringing the Gallagher back from the dead. Maybe bring my guitar down to the ring, play some notes for the fans. Use Macho's head as the big finale. Bah, maybe just a good old fashioned ass kicking will do. You know what, we here at Rough Cut Industries love the fans so much, we'll let you dish it out. Ladies, Gentlemen.....children of all ages bust out your good old leather straps because I'm inviting you to help give out some of what Macho has coming to him. Via cold black strap brother!
Lex rolls back and throws the papers up in the air laughing in almost a maniacal manner. As the paper falls to the ground and desk, Lex shoots a big ear to ear grin before jumping out of his chair and grabbing his case of beer and high tailing it out of the room.
Lex's voice is heard as he leaves in vintage style.
"Lets see J.J clean that up!"
Laughter follows shortly after as the scene then fades to black. Then the MWA.com exclusive logo flashes across the screen leaving you the viewers at home in an utter state of WTF'dness.
The scene opens up inside a boardroom, the giant desk that expands all the way up to the camera has a dark oak red shine to it. All of the respective seats are unoccupied and turned facing the desk. The head chair is turned around facing a large window. Soon something catches the cameras eye as it were. The object is zoomed in on. And what do you know, its a case of beer. That can only mean two things, The janitor forgot to clean up the boardroom after yet another crazy late night booze drinking extravaganza.....or Lex Largon is the one that sits in that very chair. Suddenly the chair swivels and Lex Largon kicks his feet up onto the table. Lex is wearing a black suit with a crisp white dress shirt and a blood red tie to match. A beer is in his hand of course. Lex slams back the rest of his beer and chucks the can to the side, quickly adjusting himself Lex pulls out a pair of glasses and clears his throat.
Lex: Hello, I'm MWA Uberstar Lex Largon. You may know me from such films as Stop or my mom will shoot!........no wait that wasn't me, that was Macho steele......no wait Sylvester Stallone. Bah all the action stars are the same moving on!
Lex breaks out a cheesy smile and pulls out a stack of papers
Lex: So, it has been brought to my attention that on January 14th I, Lex Largon, will be facing off one on one against Macho, Macho man himself.
Lex smirks at the camera and slowly slides the glasses off his face. He leans to one side resting his elbow on the desk. A sadistic snarl breaks across his face as the quirkiness has seemingly left Lex now. His voice now even more rough as he speaks.
Lex: Oh yeah, nothing like bringing the Gallagher back from the dead. Maybe bring my guitar down to the ring, play some notes for the fans. Use Macho's head as the big finale. Bah, maybe just a good old fashioned ass kicking will do. You know what, we here at Rough Cut Industries love the fans so much, we'll let you dish it out. Ladies, Gentlemen.....children of all ages bust out your good old leather straps because I'm inviting you to help give out some of what Macho has coming to him. Via cold black strap brother!
Lex rolls back and throws the papers up in the air laughing in almost a maniacal manner. As the paper falls to the ground and desk, Lex shoots a big ear to ear grin before jumping out of his chair and grabbing his case of beer and high tailing it out of the room.
Lex's voice is heard as he leaves in vintage style.
"Lets see J.J clean that up!"
Laughter follows shortly after as the scene then fades to black. Then the MWA.com exclusive logo flashes across the screen leaving you the viewers at home in an utter state of WTF'dness.
