Post by Lex Largon on Jan 14, 2010 16:27:46 GMT -5
(OOC: This should go before the special Macho Steele segment i make a guest appearence in. Just thought i would help it out by giving it some forshadowing. Also I thought i would take the liberty of making JJ.....or Hunter as i like to call him my manager type person thing. If thats cool cause the character isn't really doing anything so why not right! anyway feedback and comment always loved)
The scene opens up backstage. We see a wide shot of Lex Largon staring off into nothingness (as always) sipping on a cold brewsky. Lex sits atop the same old maroon couch with the ugly green throw pillows and and still unplugged lamp. The camera zooms out to show the former head of MWA J.J Hunter he looks different though. It could be because he look close to Lex now, ripped jeans and a ratty old wife beater with a thick stubble lining his chin. He two is sipping back on a molsen Canadian.
Hunter: God Lex, what happened to me man. I used to own this place, now i just hang around it drinking with you. I used to have money now all i have is this wallet with a picture of Macho Steele in it.
Lex c*cks an eyebrow and turns his head toward JJ
Hunter: I didn't mean to offend you there buddy I'm really sorry, please don't punch me in the thigh again. You'll totally give me a deep tissue bruise. And i don't have the money to massage that out.
Lex shakes his head and rolls his eyes then suddenly, smacks JJ on the back of the head stiffly.
Lex: I was making the face about the Macho macho man being in your wallet. What the hell is that?, look if you're going to be hanging around me chuck that god for saken picture in the trash so we can light that sum botch on fire
JJ has a concerned look but it quickly changes to one of agreement as a smirk breaks across his face
Hunter: Pass me the trash can!
Lex: Damn rights!
Lex leans over the side of couch and pulls over a trash can and a small bottle of butane. He then reaches deep down into his front pocket and pulls out a package of matches and shrugs. Hunter throws his wallet into the can and Lex sprays the excellerent all over the can. He strikes a match and almost drops it in but stops himself.
Lex: I hate to waste beer, but if it goes to a good cause......
Lex smiles wildly as he pours a good gulp of alchol into the bin. he then guns the rest and chucks the can in the bin as well. Lex then drops the match in and the can goes up in flames instantly.
Hunter: Take that you orange watermelon headed bastard!
Lex looks over at JJ with a smirk and chuckles
Lex: I would've called him a closet monster but hey that works to.....
The two drop back down to the couch and lean back propping there feet up on the small table in front. Just then a man runs in and puts the trash can fire out abruptly with an extinguisher.
Stage Hand Derry: What the hell are you two doing!?!!?!?, you trying to burn this place down!
Lex jumps out of his seat and scruff's Derry by the front of his shirt. Derry looks down in fright as his feet are well off the ground from Lex hoisting him up instantly.
Lex: Look you fat waste of skin, i ain't got time for trivial bull crap at the moment. Yes, we get it fire....BAAAD!. Way to go you've done your job now get moving before i set you on fire.
Derry chuckles thinking it's just Lex's strange humor. But Lex is still dead eyed not breaking his trapped gaze with the young stage hand.
Derry: Y...y...you're not j.jj....joking?
Lex shakes his head with a sly grin and quickly lets Derry down. Still scruffing his shirt he sticks one hand out and Hunter places the charred trash can in Lex's hand. Lex laughs out loud and slams the can down over Derry's head. He then quickly grabs his guitar from beside the couch and cracks it swiftly into the can.
Hunter: Man, i wonder why i didn't hang out with you before. You my friend, YOU are one bad ass.
Lex slumps back down and looks up at JJ
Lex: It's because i cost you money before, now i just cost Mr. Riddle money. But you know its all the same, kicking ass is kicking ass. Drinking is drinking and Macho macho man is still in need of a bigger closet door so he can finally come out.
Hunter: I guess you have a point there,
JJ then flops down roughly on the couch and kicks his feet up just as Lex does.
Hunter: You know, as much as i hate to admit it. Back when i ran the whole shabang. You were in the top two every time our ratings came in for top draw. The fans love you man, they really do.
Lex breaks a smile and nods his head.
Lex: Yeah, and i intend to make them love me even more tonight Mr. Hunter my good brother, I'll catcha in a little bit I've got some "stuff" I'm gunna go get outta the old system before the night ends.
Lex pats his newly aquired drinking buddy on the knee and leaps up from his seat and heads out of frame. Hunter shrugs and kicks back once again as the commercial break quickly cuts in.
The scene opens up backstage. We see a wide shot of Lex Largon staring off into nothingness (as always) sipping on a cold brewsky. Lex sits atop the same old maroon couch with the ugly green throw pillows and and still unplugged lamp. The camera zooms out to show the former head of MWA J.J Hunter he looks different though. It could be because he look close to Lex now, ripped jeans and a ratty old wife beater with a thick stubble lining his chin. He two is sipping back on a molsen Canadian.
Hunter: God Lex, what happened to me man. I used to own this place, now i just hang around it drinking with you. I used to have money now all i have is this wallet with a picture of Macho Steele in it.
Lex c*cks an eyebrow and turns his head toward JJ
Hunter: I didn't mean to offend you there buddy I'm really sorry, please don't punch me in the thigh again. You'll totally give me a deep tissue bruise. And i don't have the money to massage that out.
Lex shakes his head and rolls his eyes then suddenly, smacks JJ on the back of the head stiffly.
Lex: I was making the face about the Macho macho man being in your wallet. What the hell is that?, look if you're going to be hanging around me chuck that god for saken picture in the trash so we can light that sum botch on fire
JJ has a concerned look but it quickly changes to one of agreement as a smirk breaks across his face
Hunter: Pass me the trash can!
Lex: Damn rights!
Lex leans over the side of couch and pulls over a trash can and a small bottle of butane. He then reaches deep down into his front pocket and pulls out a package of matches and shrugs. Hunter throws his wallet into the can and Lex sprays the excellerent all over the can. He strikes a match and almost drops it in but stops himself.
Lex: I hate to waste beer, but if it goes to a good cause......
Lex smiles wildly as he pours a good gulp of alchol into the bin. he then guns the rest and chucks the can in the bin as well. Lex then drops the match in and the can goes up in flames instantly.
Hunter: Take that you orange watermelon headed bastard!
Lex looks over at JJ with a smirk and chuckles
Lex: I would've called him a closet monster but hey that works to.....
The two drop back down to the couch and lean back propping there feet up on the small table in front. Just then a man runs in and puts the trash can fire out abruptly with an extinguisher.
Stage Hand Derry: What the hell are you two doing!?!!?!?, you trying to burn this place down!
Lex jumps out of his seat and scruff's Derry by the front of his shirt. Derry looks down in fright as his feet are well off the ground from Lex hoisting him up instantly.
Lex: Look you fat waste of skin, i ain't got time for trivial bull crap at the moment. Yes, we get it fire....BAAAD!. Way to go you've done your job now get moving before i set you on fire.
Derry chuckles thinking it's just Lex's strange humor. But Lex is still dead eyed not breaking his trapped gaze with the young stage hand.
Derry: Y...y...you're not j.jj....joking?
Lex shakes his head with a sly grin and quickly lets Derry down. Still scruffing his shirt he sticks one hand out and Hunter places the charred trash can in Lex's hand. Lex laughs out loud and slams the can down over Derry's head. He then quickly grabs his guitar from beside the couch and cracks it swiftly into the can.
Hunter: Man, i wonder why i didn't hang out with you before. You my friend, YOU are one bad ass.
Lex slumps back down and looks up at JJ
Lex: It's because i cost you money before, now i just cost Mr. Riddle money. But you know its all the same, kicking ass is kicking ass. Drinking is drinking and Macho macho man is still in need of a bigger closet door so he can finally come out.
Hunter: I guess you have a point there,
JJ then flops down roughly on the couch and kicks his feet up just as Lex does.
Hunter: You know, as much as i hate to admit it. Back when i ran the whole shabang. You were in the top two every time our ratings came in for top draw. The fans love you man, they really do.
Lex breaks a smile and nods his head.
Lex: Yeah, and i intend to make them love me even more tonight Mr. Hunter my good brother, I'll catcha in a little bit I've got some "stuff" I'm gunna go get outta the old system before the night ends.
Lex pats his newly aquired drinking buddy on the knee and leaps up from his seat and heads out of frame. Hunter shrugs and kicks back once again as the commercial break quickly cuts in.
