Post by steele on Jan 14, 2010 16:52:44 GMT -5
(Scene cuts to Tommy Bones standing in the middle of the ring with the MWA Great Lakes Championship draped over his right shoulder. Bones has his long blonde flowing hair in a ponytail and has the five o clock shadow beard going for the manly look. His 6 foot 230 pound frame is perfectly built for the tailor made black pin stripe suit that he is wearing with a blood red dress shirt under it. The crowd is full of boos and he patiently waits for them to quiet down before speaking.)
Bones: At Winter War I will put this Great Lakes Championship Title on the line in a triple threat last man standing match against HBK and one of the wolves.... I am not like the other champions who have hid behind their title trying to hang on to their belt as long as possible.... The GREAT champion I am, I put out an open challenge to face anybody for my beloved title..... When you are as good as I am, I can become.... well..... Bored as champion... I need a challenge and I look forward to putting the little boy and his wolf in their place.
(Bones clears his throat and gets a big smile on his face. )
Bones: At Winter War, Underground Promotions will announce its newest acquisition..... It is only a matter of time until that member gains gold.... (Smiles) Maybe they already have a title shot at Winter War..... Maybe I am going to make sure that they come to Underground Promotions with a title around their belt........ Maybe I have it all planned out and have the pieces in place...... (evil grin) and then again maybe not... Watch your back champs. I may just be coming for your title next....
(The crowd has started a chant of "You SUCK YOU SUCK" but not even that can break the smile on Bones face today.)
Bones: But that is at Winter War... Today is about a celebration..... Today is about a home coming....... Today is about a promise being made and a promise being kept.... When I brought Underground Promotions to the MWA, I said I would gather the elite of the business and provide them with the agent that they deserve.... I would use my masterful skills backstage to get them the title shots they warrant....... Last Thursday the World Championship was claimed by Underground Promotions..... It is obvious that the belt was made for Macho Steele and it was only a matter of time until it was around his waist....... But without my involvement the powers that be backstage would have tried to hold Macho down.... The "established stars" would have used their sway to try to prevent Macho Steele from getting his shot because they knew once he got it that he would never look back...
(Bones turns his attention to a side entrance to the ring. Chairs have been cleared so there is a clear path to ringside. )
Bones: And now for the moment you have ALL been waiting for.... Let me proudly introduce, YOUR new world Champion..... He dominated the silver screen for years and now has shown the same dominance in the squared circle...... Get off your lazy asses and give a warm welcome to Mr. Prime Time... HE has the BODY.... He has the BRAIN.... and he has the ABILITY to make you FEEL PAIN.... I GIVE YOU NEW MWA WORLD CHAMPION MACHO STEELE!!!!!
("WE are the Champions by Friends" begins to play over the PA system.)
Bones: Everybody sing along.... O wait your not champions!!!!! WE are the champions my friends mumble mumble.....
(From the side entrance there is a pyro tech display followed by a dozen cheerleaders coming out doing flips and somersaults before making a line on each side of the isle. After a few seconds a Gold Chariot comes rolling out with Macho Steele riding in it with his world title proudly around his waist. Sebastian St. Claire is also riding in the holding the whips. He is wearing his "Flexy Lexy just got slapped in place" T-shirt and bright orange beach trunks. As the Chariot comes out into the open you see that it is being pulled by LilDrew. He is wearing his little Oakland Raider football outfit and is working really hard to make it to ringside and collapses out of breath once he does. )
Bones: Now that is an entrance worthy of such a great champion!!!!
(Macho makes his way to the ring with SSC holding the ropes for him. Macho and Bones each pat their title belts before laughing and giving each other a big hug. The two exchange a few words before Macho takes the mic and turns his attention to the crowd. )
(OCC Macho will be adding on from here)
Bones: At Winter War I will put this Great Lakes Championship Title on the line in a triple threat last man standing match against HBK and one of the wolves.... I am not like the other champions who have hid behind their title trying to hang on to their belt as long as possible.... The GREAT champion I am, I put out an open challenge to face anybody for my beloved title..... When you are as good as I am, I can become.... well..... Bored as champion... I need a challenge and I look forward to putting the little boy and his wolf in their place.
(Bones clears his throat and gets a big smile on his face. )
Bones: At Winter War, Underground Promotions will announce its newest acquisition..... It is only a matter of time until that member gains gold.... (Smiles) Maybe they already have a title shot at Winter War..... Maybe I am going to make sure that they come to Underground Promotions with a title around their belt........ Maybe I have it all planned out and have the pieces in place...... (evil grin) and then again maybe not... Watch your back champs. I may just be coming for your title next....
(The crowd has started a chant of "You SUCK YOU SUCK" but not even that can break the smile on Bones face today.)
Bones: But that is at Winter War... Today is about a celebration..... Today is about a home coming....... Today is about a promise being made and a promise being kept.... When I brought Underground Promotions to the MWA, I said I would gather the elite of the business and provide them with the agent that they deserve.... I would use my masterful skills backstage to get them the title shots they warrant....... Last Thursday the World Championship was claimed by Underground Promotions..... It is obvious that the belt was made for Macho Steele and it was only a matter of time until it was around his waist....... But without my involvement the powers that be backstage would have tried to hold Macho down.... The "established stars" would have used their sway to try to prevent Macho Steele from getting his shot because they knew once he got it that he would never look back...
(Bones turns his attention to a side entrance to the ring. Chairs have been cleared so there is a clear path to ringside. )
Bones: And now for the moment you have ALL been waiting for.... Let me proudly introduce, YOUR new world Champion..... He dominated the silver screen for years and now has shown the same dominance in the squared circle...... Get off your lazy asses and give a warm welcome to Mr. Prime Time... HE has the BODY.... He has the BRAIN.... and he has the ABILITY to make you FEEL PAIN.... I GIVE YOU NEW MWA WORLD CHAMPION MACHO STEELE!!!!!
("WE are the Champions by Friends" begins to play over the PA system.)
Bones: Everybody sing along.... O wait your not champions!!!!! WE are the champions my friends mumble mumble.....
(From the side entrance there is a pyro tech display followed by a dozen cheerleaders coming out doing flips and somersaults before making a line on each side of the isle. After a few seconds a Gold Chariot comes rolling out with Macho Steele riding in it with his world title proudly around his waist. Sebastian St. Claire is also riding in the holding the whips. He is wearing his "Flexy Lexy just got slapped in place" T-shirt and bright orange beach trunks. As the Chariot comes out into the open you see that it is being pulled by LilDrew. He is wearing his little Oakland Raider football outfit and is working really hard to make it to ringside and collapses out of breath once he does. )
Bones: Now that is an entrance worthy of such a great champion!!!!
(Macho makes his way to the ring with SSC holding the ropes for him. Macho and Bones each pat their title belts before laughing and giving each other a big hug. The two exchange a few words before Macho takes the mic and turns his attention to the crowd. )
(OCC Macho will be adding on from here)