Post by suicide on Jan 19, 2010 3:27:48 GMT -5
*Suicide walks down to the ring, wheeling dave down in a shopping trolley (Dave is tied up)*
*Suicide arrives at the ring and lifts dave into the ring. Suicide grabs a mic and begins to talk*
Suicide: First of all, I want to mention Bloodbath. He was a nice little warm up for the battle royal!
*Crowd erupts in boos*
Suicide: Quiet you gullible fools! Bloodbath has been proved that he is nothing, always was nothing, and always will be nothing!
Suicide: Face the facts. Your "hero" Bloodbath was just a fantasy.
Suicide: A wrestler with dreams.
Suicide: But I, the monster, showed him that he was just another pathetic wanabe wrestler!
Suicide: You people can keep adoring fruads like Bloodbath if you like. See if I care.
Suicide: But you will be continually disapointed when they fight me!
Suicide: You see, I have come to MWA and made a few things right. Destroying the arrogant fool "Custard Creamer" and humiliating "Bloodbath". But now there is another thing on my agenda
Suicide: Tonight, I take part in the battle royal. A match that I will dominate.
Suicide: My purpose tonight is to leave an aftermath of destruction and pain, whatever I do!!!
*Crowd boos even more. Suicide laughs*
*The crowd begins to chant, Dave! Dave! Dave!*
Suicide: Ah yes, Dave
Suicide: Looks like the average worker, nailing a 9-5 job and just keeping his head down.
Suicide: But Dave here has shown a side of him that I like.
Suicide: Dave has shown that he has no respect for anyone. His friends, his family. He only cares about himself. He even hit a cheap shot on his "best friend" *Suicide grins*
Suicide: But Dave is still here with me as Custard Creamer both failed to win his match, and also failed to bleed.
Suicide: *Turns to Dave* But I am giving you another chance to go.
Suicide: When Custard Creamer fights next I want you to hit him in the family jewels with this
*Suicide hands Dave a packet of Custard Creams. Dave half smiles. The ring becomes engulfed in smoke. When it clears Dave and Suicide are gone.*
*Suicide arrives at the ring and lifts dave into the ring. Suicide grabs a mic and begins to talk*
Suicide: First of all, I want to mention Bloodbath. He was a nice little warm up for the battle royal!
*Crowd erupts in boos*
Suicide: Quiet you gullible fools! Bloodbath has been proved that he is nothing, always was nothing, and always will be nothing!
Suicide: Face the facts. Your "hero" Bloodbath was just a fantasy.
Suicide: A wrestler with dreams.
Suicide: But I, the monster, showed him that he was just another pathetic wanabe wrestler!
Suicide: You people can keep adoring fruads like Bloodbath if you like. See if I care.
Suicide: But you will be continually disapointed when they fight me!
Suicide: You see, I have come to MWA and made a few things right. Destroying the arrogant fool "Custard Creamer" and humiliating "Bloodbath". But now there is another thing on my agenda
Suicide: Tonight, I take part in the battle royal. A match that I will dominate.
Suicide: My purpose tonight is to leave an aftermath of destruction and pain, whatever I do!!!
*Crowd boos even more. Suicide laughs*
*The crowd begins to chant, Dave! Dave! Dave!*
Suicide: Ah yes, Dave
Suicide: Looks like the average worker, nailing a 9-5 job and just keeping his head down.
Suicide: But Dave here has shown a side of him that I like.
Suicide: Dave has shown that he has no respect for anyone. His friends, his family. He only cares about himself. He even hit a cheap shot on his "best friend" *Suicide grins*
Suicide: But Dave is still here with me as Custard Creamer both failed to win his match, and also failed to bleed.
Suicide: *Turns to Dave* But I am giving you another chance to go.
Suicide: When Custard Creamer fights next I want you to hit him in the family jewels with this
*Suicide hands Dave a packet of Custard Creams. Dave half smiles. The ring becomes engulfed in smoke. When it clears Dave and Suicide are gone.*