Post by steele on Jan 19, 2010 19:53:56 GMT -5
(Scene cuts to the ring where Sebastian St. Claire is standing in the middle of the ring with his blue "MWA is proof that Bob Barker was right. Control the wolf population." on the back it says "Neuter your Wolf" t-shirt, beach orange trunks, and flip flops. SSC stand about 6'5" and is 270 pounds of ripped beach muscle, with a clean shaved head and crazy blue eyes. The arena is full with excited fans for Winter War action. The arena is filled with signs supporting various superstars and a chant of "M. W. A." rings throughout the building. )
SSC: What better way to start of Winter War then an interview with two of YOUR great champions!?!?!?!?!?! I give you Your GREAT LAKES Champion Tommy Bones and your WORLD champion MACHO STEELE!!!!
(The crowd erupts in boos as "We are the Champions" by Queen begins to blare over the PA system. Balloons and confetti float down from the ceiling through out the arena as Tommy Bones and Macho Steele appear at the top of the ramp. Macho Steele is wearing a top of the line white suit suit with a gold dress shirt and has the world title wrapped around his waist. Tommy Bones is in his typical high fashion black business suit with a blood red dress shirt, the Great Lakes title over his shoulder and his long blonde hair in a pony tail. the two make it to ringside with a chorus of boos and SSC hands the mic over to Bones.)
Bones: I thought Canadians spoke english... it is BOOOONNNNEEESSS.... not BOOOOOOOOO, u fricking idiots.
(The three in ring have a good laugh at a horrible joke before Bones turns his attention back to the camera.)
Bones: Tonight is a HUGE night for the MWA.. Winter War is here and for the first time in the history of the company, the fans have a World Champion they can be proud of... (crowd boos) Look at your former champion Lexy..... He loses his title and gets drunk in the alley with some bum on a cheap bottle of Wild turkey (crowd cheers) He crashes the greatest party in the history of MWA and bashes Macho and I in the head with a weapon (Crowd cheers louder) and you idiots cheer this??? (Cheer louder) This is what you want your children to look up to as a role model, a burnt out hippy looking freak that attacks people from behind like a coward...
(Bones lowers the mic and starts arguing with a few fans at ringside who are heckling him. )
Bones: (at the fan) Yeah fat man.... by the way, How is your wife and my kids doing?
(The fan attempts to climb over the railing and is stopped by security. Bones seems happy with him self as he turns back to the camera.)
Bones: Like it or not.. You better get use to it because Macho Steele and the Underground are the now of wrestling and the future of wrestling..... By now for the time that you have all been waiting for... Break it down SSC...
(SSC grabs the mic)
SSC: As part of my internship, Mr. Bones asked me to do a project evaluating all the talent of the MWA to determine who is the next great ADDITION to Underground Promotions.... My project is done.... AND at this time, I give you the newest Addition to Underground Promotions!!!!!!!
(The lights dim and a video of snips of 30 different wrestlers rotate on the video screen for several seconds before the screen goes black.. The crowd seems confused as the lights come back on..
Macho: Um, SSC, we got some kind of technical problem?
SSC: (Big smile)
Bones: Were they unable to get a plane ticket here?
(SSC smiles and nods no)
Macho: Are they invisible?
(SSC nods no)
Bones: Are they too fat to fight through the archway?
(SSC nope)
Macho and Bones: So who is it?!?!?
SSC: THERE IS NO ADDITION!!!!! I went through the talent and there is nobody that can hold the jock strap of either of you let alone stand side by side with ya..... Any addition to the Underground Promotion would only delute the talent.....
Bones: You heard it folks.... That's science.....
Macho: a True Story....
(The three laugh it up in the ring as the fans continue to boo and throw items into the ring.)
Bones: Before I hand over the mic to the champ, I got one more thing to deal with.. One month ago I destroyed LiLdrew in the ring and gained ownership of him for one month... I thought he had some upside but the guy is short... The guy lacks talent... The guy lacks ability... The guy lacks brains.. Pretty much he is the opposite of Macho Steele..... So I have terminated the contract of LilDrew from the MWA....
(SSC has a shocked and sad look on his face. )
SSC: But... But.... But... I like the little bastard.... Can I please keep him?
Bones: Who is going to feed him?
SSC: I will boss...
Bones: Who is going to take him for walks?
SSC: I will boss.....
Bones: Are you going to potty train him too?
SSC: I will boss...
Bones: Fine. you can keep him but get him a real name. He sounds like a 8th grade violin player.
SSC: Hmmmm... I will name him.... Mini-me...
Macho: Uh taken...
SSC: Artist formerly known as LilDrew?
Bones: Already done.
SSC: Damn... I will get back to you on a name then....
(SSC hands the mic to Macho Steele)
(OOC Macho is going to finish it off. )
SSC: What better way to start of Winter War then an interview with two of YOUR great champions!?!?!?!?!?! I give you Your GREAT LAKES Champion Tommy Bones and your WORLD champion MACHO STEELE!!!!
(The crowd erupts in boos as "We are the Champions" by Queen begins to blare over the PA system. Balloons and confetti float down from the ceiling through out the arena as Tommy Bones and Macho Steele appear at the top of the ramp. Macho Steele is wearing a top of the line white suit suit with a gold dress shirt and has the world title wrapped around his waist. Tommy Bones is in his typical high fashion black business suit with a blood red dress shirt, the Great Lakes title over his shoulder and his long blonde hair in a pony tail. the two make it to ringside with a chorus of boos and SSC hands the mic over to Bones.)
Bones: I thought Canadians spoke english... it is BOOOONNNNEEESSS.... not BOOOOOOOOO, u fricking idiots.
(The three in ring have a good laugh at a horrible joke before Bones turns his attention back to the camera.)
Bones: Tonight is a HUGE night for the MWA.. Winter War is here and for the first time in the history of the company, the fans have a World Champion they can be proud of... (crowd boos) Look at your former champion Lexy..... He loses his title and gets drunk in the alley with some bum on a cheap bottle of Wild turkey (crowd cheers) He crashes the greatest party in the history of MWA and bashes Macho and I in the head with a weapon (Crowd cheers louder) and you idiots cheer this??? (Cheer louder) This is what you want your children to look up to as a role model, a burnt out hippy looking freak that attacks people from behind like a coward...
(Bones lowers the mic and starts arguing with a few fans at ringside who are heckling him. )
Bones: (at the fan) Yeah fat man.... by the way, How is your wife and my kids doing?
(The fan attempts to climb over the railing and is stopped by security. Bones seems happy with him self as he turns back to the camera.)
Bones: Like it or not.. You better get use to it because Macho Steele and the Underground are the now of wrestling and the future of wrestling..... By now for the time that you have all been waiting for... Break it down SSC...
(SSC grabs the mic)
SSC: As part of my internship, Mr. Bones asked me to do a project evaluating all the talent of the MWA to determine who is the next great ADDITION to Underground Promotions.... My project is done.... AND at this time, I give you the newest Addition to Underground Promotions!!!!!!!
(The lights dim and a video of snips of 30 different wrestlers rotate on the video screen for several seconds before the screen goes black.. The crowd seems confused as the lights come back on..
Macho: Um, SSC, we got some kind of technical problem?
SSC: (Big smile)
Bones: Were they unable to get a plane ticket here?
(SSC smiles and nods no)
Macho: Are they invisible?
(SSC nods no)
Bones: Are they too fat to fight through the archway?
(SSC nope)
Macho and Bones: So who is it?!?!?
SSC: THERE IS NO ADDITION!!!!! I went through the talent and there is nobody that can hold the jock strap of either of you let alone stand side by side with ya..... Any addition to the Underground Promotion would only delute the talent.....
Bones: You heard it folks.... That's science.....
Macho: a True Story....
(The three laugh it up in the ring as the fans continue to boo and throw items into the ring.)
Bones: Before I hand over the mic to the champ, I got one more thing to deal with.. One month ago I destroyed LiLdrew in the ring and gained ownership of him for one month... I thought he had some upside but the guy is short... The guy lacks talent... The guy lacks ability... The guy lacks brains.. Pretty much he is the opposite of Macho Steele..... So I have terminated the contract of LilDrew from the MWA....
(SSC has a shocked and sad look on his face. )
SSC: But... But.... But... I like the little bastard.... Can I please keep him?
Bones: Who is going to feed him?
SSC: I will boss...
Bones: Who is going to take him for walks?
SSC: I will boss.....
Bones: Are you going to potty train him too?
SSC: I will boss...
Bones: Fine. you can keep him but get him a real name. He sounds like a 8th grade violin player.
SSC: Hmmmm... I will name him.... Mini-me...
Macho: Uh taken...
SSC: Artist formerly known as LilDrew?
Bones: Already done.
SSC: Damn... I will get back to you on a name then....
(SSC hands the mic to Macho Steele)
(OOC Macho is going to finish it off. )
