Beat the Boss (pun intended)

[Machine]

"Boys lie, Girls steal" by Slow Roosevelt blasts on the speakers as the crowd cheers, and Machine comes down to the ring with a mic in hand, high-fiving fans on the way down.

Justin Cole: And here he is, just a few nights removed from Winter War, here is Machine.

Machine: This past thursday in Canada, at MWA's coldest PPV event of the year, Winter War, "The Game Boy" Alexander Ritter challenged me to MWA's first ever "Mushroom Kingdom Deathmatch"....and I beat him.

The crowd cheers

Garret Rogers: I'ts true, I seen that match...

Machine: He thought he could beat me. Even with all his might, and all his cheat codes he still couldn't beat me. There are no cheat codes that can beat this Machine. I played your game, and I beat the Boss. So now it's time for level 2!!

Justin Cole: I wonder what he means by that.

Garret Rogers: Let's not interrupt the man.

Machine: You hear that "Game Boy"!!! this is far from over. what kind of game are you gonna throw at me this time?: Tetris? Pong?.... I'd suggest Guitar Hero, but after Thursday, I'm one guitar short.

A smirk comes across Machine's face as the crowd laughs

Machine: Well whatever your game is......I'm ready to play.

Machine drops the mic and starts heading back to the locker room, as "Boys Lie, Girls Steal" plays on the speakers

Justin Cole: Well you heard it, he's "Ready to play".

[War Wolf]

GREAT rp bro. you tell him. Yeah Get Fired... i mean show him who's boss...i mean, you go girl *snap*...i mean...i'll shut up now.

[War Wolf]

also, that song is awesome, but one has to watch the video (which doesnt makes sense itself) to understand the song (somewhat)

[xanderstyles]

HC does not get along with Nintendo evidently. A man assumed to be Mario goes after Wolfie, and Machine is taking out Game Boy Ritter. Next Donkey Kong is going to be throwing barrels at me.

[War Wolf]

LMAO, you are so right!