Post by suicide on Jan 25, 2010 12:14:55 GMT -5
*A rubbish dub over of "The candy man can" replacing camera with candy, plays over the loudspeaker and a quick montage of Dave's pictures plays on the titantron*
*Dave walks slowly down to the ring in simple wrestling attire, with Dave printed in capital letters accross his back*
*Dave arrives at the ring and stands in one corner waiting*
Justin Cole: I bet Dave wasn't looking forward to this. He isn't even a wrestler!!!
Garret Rogers: Haha. Suicide won't care. The beating will still be just as bad as any other! Monster's don't feel sympathy.
*Suddenly smoke fills the arena and "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machines blasts out across the sound system*
*The smoke remains in the arena for 43.56 seconds. When the smoke finally clears, Suicide is standing behind Dave, towering other him with a smile on his face*
*Dave slowly turns around and jumps about 3 feet when he sees Suicide behind him*
Justin Cole: What an awful suprise!
*The referee rings the bell*
*Dave bounces around the ring, whilst Suicide just stands in the centre, waiting for Dave to make a move*
*After a few seconds Dave rushes at Suicide and hits him repeatedly in the stomach. Suicide stands tall in the centre in the ring. He looks down at Dave and laughs, before throwing him off of him*
*Dave slowly gets up and looks at Suicide, still standing in the centre of the ring*
*Dave looks at the turnbuckle, looks back at Suicide, and begins to climb to the top rope*
Garret Rogers: Wow. This is risky from Dave
Justin Cole: Yeah, I can't see this coming off.
*Dave leaps of the turnbuckle at Suicide attempting a flying crossbody*
*Suicide catches Dave in mid air, before lifting him high in the air, and powerslamming Dave out of the ring. Dave's body lands with a thud on the concrete outside the ring*
*Suicide follows Dave out of the ring, with the ref close behind*
*Suicide begins to clear off the announcers table, whilst Dave is slowly getting to his feet*
*Dave suddenly runs at Suicide whilst his back is turned, but at the last second Suicide steps to the side, causing Dave to catch the referee in the midsection with a powerful spear tackle*
*Dave panics and begins to try and revive the ref, whilst apolagising desperately*
*Dave slowly turns around, only to be met by a devastating superkick from Suicide*
*Suicide grabs Dave and pulls him up onto the announcer's table*
*Suicide kicks Dave in the midrift, locks both arms, and sends him headfirst through the announcer's table with a LEGENDARY Death's Door*
Justin Cole: Nooooo, my favourite table!!!
Garret Rogers: That was insane!
*Suicide makes his way back to the ring*
*Dave slowly gets up, but as he does Custard Creamer quickly hands him a chair from the crowd, before whispering some instructions*
*Suicide motions for a microphone*
Suicide: *grins* And just what do you think you will do with that?
Suicide: Come on then. Give me your best shot. *Suicide yells* I DARE YOU!!!!
*Dave slides into the ring, still holding the chair.*
*Suicide drops the mic and glares at Dave, motioning for him to strike him with the chair*
*Dave raises the chair to his head height, only for Suicide to punch the chair with huge force straight back into Dave's face. Blood poors out of Dave's nose, as Dave drops to the floor*
*Suicide intoerlocks the chair over Dave's neck. Suicide climbs the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd*
*The referee, still down on the edge of the ring, gets slowly to his feet*
*Suicide leeps of the turnbuckle with a massive leg drop onto the chair, smashing it into Dave's face. Instantly knocking him out*
*The referee calls for the bell. Ding Ding Ding*
Ring Anouncer: And the winner of this match, by disqualification, DAVE!!!!!!
Justin Cole: Well that was unexpected
Garret Rogers: I think Suicide will be pleased with the destruction he has caused.
*Suicide grabs the mic and begins to talk*
Suicide: There will be no special consideration to anyone that I wrestle!
Suicide: Dave, feel free to leave my control. Although you may need some assistance at the moment
*Suicide throws the mic onto Dave and walks up the ramp and out of the arena to "Killing in the Name"
*Paramedics rush down the ramp and start attending to Dave*
*Dave is strapped to a stretcher and wheeled back stage*
*Dave walks slowly down to the ring in simple wrestling attire, with Dave printed in capital letters accross his back*
*Dave arrives at the ring and stands in one corner waiting*
Justin Cole: I bet Dave wasn't looking forward to this. He isn't even a wrestler!!!
Garret Rogers: Haha. Suicide won't care. The beating will still be just as bad as any other! Monster's don't feel sympathy.
*Suddenly smoke fills the arena and "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machines blasts out across the sound system*
*The smoke remains in the arena for 43.56 seconds. When the smoke finally clears, Suicide is standing behind Dave, towering other him with a smile on his face*
*Dave slowly turns around and jumps about 3 feet when he sees Suicide behind him*
Justin Cole: What an awful suprise!
*The referee rings the bell*
*Dave bounces around the ring, whilst Suicide just stands in the centre, waiting for Dave to make a move*
*After a few seconds Dave rushes at Suicide and hits him repeatedly in the stomach. Suicide stands tall in the centre in the ring. He looks down at Dave and laughs, before throwing him off of him*
*Dave slowly gets up and looks at Suicide, still standing in the centre of the ring*
*Dave looks at the turnbuckle, looks back at Suicide, and begins to climb to the top rope*
Garret Rogers: Wow. This is risky from Dave
Justin Cole: Yeah, I can't see this coming off.
*Dave leaps of the turnbuckle at Suicide attempting a flying crossbody*
*Suicide catches Dave in mid air, before lifting him high in the air, and powerslamming Dave out of the ring. Dave's body lands with a thud on the concrete outside the ring*
*Suicide follows Dave out of the ring, with the ref close behind*
*Suicide begins to clear off the announcers table, whilst Dave is slowly getting to his feet*
*Dave suddenly runs at Suicide whilst his back is turned, but at the last second Suicide steps to the side, causing Dave to catch the referee in the midsection with a powerful spear tackle*
*Dave panics and begins to try and revive the ref, whilst apolagising desperately*
*Dave slowly turns around, only to be met by a devastating superkick from Suicide*
*Suicide grabs Dave and pulls him up onto the announcer's table*
*Suicide kicks Dave in the midrift, locks both arms, and sends him headfirst through the announcer's table with a LEGENDARY Death's Door*
Justin Cole: Nooooo, my favourite table!!!
Garret Rogers: That was insane!
*Suicide makes his way back to the ring*
*Dave slowly gets up, but as he does Custard Creamer quickly hands him a chair from the crowd, before whispering some instructions*
*Suicide motions for a microphone*
Suicide: *grins* And just what do you think you will do with that?
Suicide: Come on then. Give me your best shot. *Suicide yells* I DARE YOU!!!!
*Dave slides into the ring, still holding the chair.*
*Suicide drops the mic and glares at Dave, motioning for him to strike him with the chair*
*Dave raises the chair to his head height, only for Suicide to punch the chair with huge force straight back into Dave's face. Blood poors out of Dave's nose, as Dave drops to the floor*
*Suicide intoerlocks the chair over Dave's neck. Suicide climbs the turnbuckle and taunts to the crowd*
*The referee, still down on the edge of the ring, gets slowly to his feet*
*Suicide leeps of the turnbuckle with a massive leg drop onto the chair, smashing it into Dave's face. Instantly knocking him out*
*The referee calls for the bell. Ding Ding Ding*
Ring Anouncer: And the winner of this match, by disqualification, DAVE!!!!!!
Justin Cole: Well that was unexpected
Garret Rogers: I think Suicide will be pleased with the destruction he has caused.
*Suicide grabs the mic and begins to talk*
Suicide: There will be no special consideration to anyone that I wrestle!
Suicide: Dave, feel free to leave my control. Although you may need some assistance at the moment
*Suicide throws the mic onto Dave and walks up the ramp and out of the arena to "Killing in the Name"
*Paramedics rush down the ramp and start attending to Dave*
*Dave is strapped to a stretcher and wheeled back stage*
