Post by xanderstyles on Jan 29, 2010 21:42:12 GMT -5
Camera fades in from black to show Xander Styles talking into his own video camera.
Xander:...I just want to once again say I'm so sorry for your loss. He had a great career and will be dearly missed by all. It is tragic the way he went.
Machine walks in and looks at Xander.
Machine: What are you doing with that camera?
Xander: I was just sending a tape to Kurt Warner's family.
Machine: I really think you should be concentrating on how you are going to go after that title. Wait, why are you sending them a tape?
Xander: Well I've always been a fan and was devastated to hear the news. I'm sure his family is taking it even harder than I am. He will be missed.
Xander makes a cross with his finger as he bows his head.
Machine: Well it had to happen at some point. He's getting old and had a great career. Why would his family be so upset?
Xander: Oh my goodness, Machine, how can you be so cold hearted. He was a great man and deserved better. Maybe even another Super Bowl ring, although he did beat my Panthers in the playoffs that one year, but I still don't think he deserved this.
Machine: Wow, you are taking this hard. Who knows, maybe he'll pull a Brett Favre and will return anyways.
Xander stares at Machine in shock.
Xander: They don't let zombies play in the NFL, do they?
Machine: Uh, Xander, you do realized that he just retired, and didn't die, right?
Xander: Really? But on espn.com it said that his career came to an end. I just assumed that he had died.
Machine: No, he's alive and well. Just wants to spend more time with his family I would guess.
Xander: Oh, wow. Well I guess those flowers with "Sorry for Your Loss" card might confuse them a bit...
The screen fades as Machine shakes his head and Xander looks confused.
Xander:...I just want to once again say I'm so sorry for your loss. He had a great career and will be dearly missed by all. It is tragic the way he went.
Machine walks in and looks at Xander.
Machine: What are you doing with that camera?
Xander: I was just sending a tape to Kurt Warner's family.
Machine: I really think you should be concentrating on how you are going to go after that title. Wait, why are you sending them a tape?
Xander: Well I've always been a fan and was devastated to hear the news. I'm sure his family is taking it even harder than I am. He will be missed.
Xander makes a cross with his finger as he bows his head.
Machine: Well it had to happen at some point. He's getting old and had a great career. Why would his family be so upset?
Xander: Oh my goodness, Machine, how can you be so cold hearted. He was a great man and deserved better. Maybe even another Super Bowl ring, although he did beat my Panthers in the playoffs that one year, but I still don't think he deserved this.
Machine: Wow, you are taking this hard. Who knows, maybe he'll pull a Brett Favre and will return anyways.
Xander stares at Machine in shock.
Xander: They don't let zombies play in the NFL, do they?
Machine: Uh, Xander, you do realized that he just retired, and didn't die, right?
Xander: Really? But on espn.com it said that his career came to an end. I just assumed that he had died.
Machine: No, he's alive and well. Just wants to spend more time with his family I would guess.
Xander: Oh, wow. Well I guess those flowers with "Sorry for Your Loss" card might confuse them a bit...
The screen fades as Machine shakes his head and Xander looks confused.