Post by The British Hero!!! on Feb 17, 2010 16:38:16 GMT -5
OOC: If Ritter decides to resign me by Monday's show can this go here please! If not, that cool...
"I predict a riot" by The Kaise Chiefs blasts through the titantron and travels to every fan in the arena. Five seconds go by and everybody starts to look confused. Including the announcers.
Justin Cole: Er... Garret. I did'nt realy read the script to tonight's show. Who is this?
Garret Rogers: ......
Garret gives a shrug.
Garret Rogers: ......
Justin: Okay. So MWA viewers. Let's just watch and see who comes out.
More seconds go by. Eventually the fans start to boo and chant "sick joke". Leaving Justin Cole to deal with the situatuion. The MWA cameramen don't know where to turn to and one staff member quickly runs up the ramp in embarassment.
Justin Cole: Sorry fans. We must be er.... experiencing telical no, technical dificulties. Let's just hope we have a good excuse.
Justin does a weak laugh. Sweat also starts to run down his face.
Justin Cole: So. Ta.... no wait Garret. Don't you want to kill Mr Riddle too?
Garret Rogers: What are you doing son? Look at you. Sweat down your face. Figgiting like a bobblehead on a trampoline. You're a wreck. Don't you know how to deal with technical difficulties? I mean. You need to comfort the fans watching at home. Not scare them away by doing what you just did. The past minute so have been a complete fail on your half. Now watch how a real proffesional does it.
As soon as Garret finishes. Fireworks go off on the titantron. Then a hooded figure whose face is covered comes down the ramp and slowly enters the ring.
Garret Rogers: See? Now that's profesionalism. It appears my broadcast partner has just proven he is a fail. It is'nt like we already knew that though.
Justin Cole puts the palm of his hand onto his head. Executing a Legendary facepalm.
?: As you can see. The Michigan Wrestling Association is closing after the PPV.
Justin Cole: Hey look he has an Arabic accent.
Garret Rogers: Oh is'nt nice. Have you ever been? Shut up rook!
?: And it is all due to one man. Let me give you an insight to that man. Number 1! He is a very rich man.
The fans start to chant "Riddle sucks". With the unknown man looking unbeknowest of the fact. He continues talking.
?: Number 2! He has recently been seen on another wrestling show.
Justin Cole: DWO obviously.
?: And Number 3!
"The British Hero" Mason: I'm him.
Justin Cole: WHAAAAAA!
Garret Rogers: WHAAAAAA!
Fans: WHAAAAAA!
"The British Hero" Mason appears behind the titantron, carrying a rather large bag. He takes a nice, satisfying look at the speechless spectators and makes his way to the ring. As he reaches it, the hooded figure opens the ring ropes up for him. And quickly pulls off his hood revealing himself to be Muhamad Faisal. Everybody in the arena is speechless until Justin Cole breaks the peace.
Justin Cole: MWA fans around the world. We have just witnessed the return of the two time hardcore and former tag champion "The British Hero" Mason. Who has'nt appeared on MWA programming for two months.
Mason: Thankyou Cole. I always liked you. But it's a shame you and i are now enemies.
Garret Rogers: Take that! GR-1 Epic Fail-0.
Mason: Oh contraire Garret. Do you think just because Justin is a face i'm his enemy? You too are my enemy, and i will share with you and the entire world why. You see. The last time you saw me i sold out this companies first owner, Joe-Joe Hunter.
The crowd begin to boo heavily.
Justin Cole: Hey! That's right. I hate Mr Riddle. And he's in charge because of you!
Mason: Let's not get carried away. That is'nt even close to the b*tchery that i am going to be performing over the next few weeks. Muhamad?
Mason drops the big bag he was carrying and M.F starts to open it. He soon drags out....... SPAGHETTI MAN!
Justin Cole: Why was Spaghetti man in a bag? What is that man planning?
Mason: I forced fed Spaghetti Man sleeping pills roughly one hour ago. He's sleeping like a baby so....
M.F holds the defenceless man so he is in the position of leaning his legs towards Mason. Mason suddenly kicks into Spaghetti man's knee instantly breaking his leg as a crack is heard all over the stadium.
Justin Cole: Oh my god he's crazy! Get some medical guys out here!
Garret Rogers: No way! DeJa Vu..... I love when that happens.
Justin Cole puts the palm of his hand onto his head. Executing a Legendary facepalm.
Garret Rogers: No way! DeJa Vu twice in one day. What are the chances?
Mason: You see folks. I hate anything that is'nt MWA-DWO friendly. In other words. My goal for this season is not to win a title. It's to destroy anything or anyone that does not respect Mr Riddle's leadership. That's right Custard Creamer! That's right Rod Lightning! That's right my former Empire members! I don't need any of you! Because i'm safe in the knowledge that i'm on the boss's side this time. Oh, and Spaghetti man. He was just a message. So me and Muhamad are going to leave now! Que boo's!
"I predict a riot" begins to play again as Mason and M.F leave the ring and go up the ramp. Followed by boo's and hisses being heard all over the arena at an deafening rate.
Garret Rogers: .........Nice. Mason's back....
Justin Cole puts the palm of his hand onto his head. Executing a Legendary facepalm.
The scene ends.
"I predict a riot" by The Kaise Chiefs blasts through the titantron and travels to every fan in the arena. Five seconds go by and everybody starts to look confused. Including the announcers.
Justin Cole: Er... Garret. I did'nt realy read the script to tonight's show. Who is this?
Garret Rogers: ......
Garret gives a shrug.
Garret Rogers: ......
Justin: Okay. So MWA viewers. Let's just watch and see who comes out.
More seconds go by. Eventually the fans start to boo and chant "sick joke". Leaving Justin Cole to deal with the situatuion. The MWA cameramen don't know where to turn to and one staff member quickly runs up the ramp in embarassment.
Justin Cole: Sorry fans. We must be er.... experiencing telical no, technical dificulties. Let's just hope we have a good excuse.
Justin does a weak laugh. Sweat also starts to run down his face.
Justin Cole: So. Ta.... no wait Garret. Don't you want to kill Mr Riddle too?
Garret Rogers: What are you doing son? Look at you. Sweat down your face. Figgiting like a bobblehead on a trampoline. You're a wreck. Don't you know how to deal with technical difficulties? I mean. You need to comfort the fans watching at home. Not scare them away by doing what you just did. The past minute so have been a complete fail on your half. Now watch how a real proffesional does it.
As soon as Garret finishes. Fireworks go off on the titantron. Then a hooded figure whose face is covered comes down the ramp and slowly enters the ring.
Garret Rogers: See? Now that's profesionalism. It appears my broadcast partner has just proven he is a fail. It is'nt like we already knew that though.
Justin Cole puts the palm of his hand onto his head. Executing a Legendary facepalm.
?: As you can see. The Michigan Wrestling Association is closing after the PPV.
Justin Cole: Hey look he has an Arabic accent.
Garret Rogers: Oh is'nt nice. Have you ever been? Shut up rook!
?: And it is all due to one man. Let me give you an insight to that man. Number 1! He is a very rich man.
The fans start to chant "Riddle sucks". With the unknown man looking unbeknowest of the fact. He continues talking.
?: Number 2! He has recently been seen on another wrestling show.
Justin Cole: DWO obviously.
?: And Number 3!
"The British Hero" Mason: I'm him.
Justin Cole: WHAAAAAA!
Garret Rogers: WHAAAAAA!
Fans: WHAAAAAA!
"The British Hero" Mason appears behind the titantron, carrying a rather large bag. He takes a nice, satisfying look at the speechless spectators and makes his way to the ring. As he reaches it, the hooded figure opens the ring ropes up for him. And quickly pulls off his hood revealing himself to be Muhamad Faisal. Everybody in the arena is speechless until Justin Cole breaks the peace.
Justin Cole: MWA fans around the world. We have just witnessed the return of the two time hardcore and former tag champion "The British Hero" Mason. Who has'nt appeared on MWA programming for two months.
Mason: Thankyou Cole. I always liked you. But it's a shame you and i are now enemies.
Garret Rogers: Take that! GR-1 Epic Fail-0.
Mason: Oh contraire Garret. Do you think just because Justin is a face i'm his enemy? You too are my enemy, and i will share with you and the entire world why. You see. The last time you saw me i sold out this companies first owner, Joe-Joe Hunter.
The crowd begin to boo heavily.
Justin Cole: Hey! That's right. I hate Mr Riddle. And he's in charge because of you!
Mason: Let's not get carried away. That is'nt even close to the b*tchery that i am going to be performing over the next few weeks. Muhamad?
Mason drops the big bag he was carrying and M.F starts to open it. He soon drags out....... SPAGHETTI MAN!
Justin Cole: Why was Spaghetti man in a bag? What is that man planning?
Mason: I forced fed Spaghetti Man sleeping pills roughly one hour ago. He's sleeping like a baby so....
M.F holds the defenceless man so he is in the position of leaning his legs towards Mason. Mason suddenly kicks into Spaghetti man's knee instantly breaking his leg as a crack is heard all over the stadium.
Justin Cole: Oh my god he's crazy! Get some medical guys out here!
Garret Rogers: No way! DeJa Vu..... I love when that happens.
Justin Cole puts the palm of his hand onto his head. Executing a Legendary facepalm.
Garret Rogers: No way! DeJa Vu twice in one day. What are the chances?
Mason: You see folks. I hate anything that is'nt MWA-DWO friendly. In other words. My goal for this season is not to win a title. It's to destroy anything or anyone that does not respect Mr Riddle's leadership. That's right Custard Creamer! That's right Rod Lightning! That's right my former Empire members! I don't need any of you! Because i'm safe in the knowledge that i'm on the boss's side this time. Oh, and Spaghetti man. He was just a message. So me and Muhamad are going to leave now! Que boo's!
"I predict a riot" begins to play again as Mason and M.F leave the ring and go up the ramp. Followed by boo's and hisses being heard all over the arena at an deafening rate.
Garret Rogers: .........Nice. Mason's back....
Justin Cole puts the palm of his hand onto his head. Executing a Legendary facepalm.
The scene ends.
(shown during week two)
