Post by Lex Largon on Feb 24, 2010 19:41:57 GMT -5
(I was going through a folder of some old role plays and character outlines and i found some gold role plays i did back 2 years ago when i was in a rp driven e-fed. Just thought i would throw up a post sharing a classic role play. A little darker and most likely some words will be censored because censorship likes to take my works of art and mangle them anyway. Enjoy and tell me what you think. I know its like smack dab in the middle of a story but i find it amusing.)
"Negligence, famine, death, war, all the the things that make the world go round with its pretty smile. Nothing more but a strung out sleeper lining the sidewalk you all spat your last words upon. A drug mule with a frizzy mullet decides it's a good time to pick up another bottle of shampoo for his horribly out of style hair. The world champion sits atop his throne and over sees his masses with a sly grin, But we don't care. We walk aimlessly still preaching for the time of change to turn about and make every thing so much better"
The fowl words are met with a face, Joey Keenan sits back leaned up against a tall brick building. He sits calmly with his hands tightly gripped in one another. a sigh breaks loudly and sniffles from the cold crisp Newfoundland air ring out from Joey.
Joey: It's a beautiful day in the neighbor hood, I remember that song so well......i can here the strong hate that builds deep in my mind as those words spill out from Mr.Rogers mouth. I clench my fists in remorse wishing for a chance to tear the flesh from his forehead and watch him bleed.
Joey slides up with help from the wall and continues on his way down the sidewalk. Sickened glances pierce Joey's body as passers by look him over. Some shake their heads and some just look on in awe of the dark cloud that seems to hang over the young mans head.
"Cheer up dude, you still got nail polish. Hell, you still have My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy. Be happy emo is so in right now man. Maybe if you've got talent you can cash in on this whole wave of bullcrap."
The razzing hits Joey, he shakes off the cold words and keeps moving. But the man digs in harder,
"Whats tha matter?, you heart broken?, life is just so bad for you!. Please!, you don't even know the meaning of hard life. I bet you came from a top class home. You know where i came from?, i came from the center of Satan's ass hole. You can cry me a f**king river. Come back and talk to me when you've had some real heart ache you pussy!"
The instant the man stops talking as he finished his sentence. Joey comes to an abrupt halt. The man sneers as he has done what he wants. He has gotten into the head of our Sadist Dreamer. But this may be something he soon regrets. Once you enter the depths of Keenan's mind there is no turning back. Joey coolly turns coat and approaches the poor unsuspecting drunk frat boy.
Joey: You want me to cry you a river?
Joey's words breaks quietly. The man points in Joey's face nearly touching his face as he laughs in great delight.
"You can't be serious!, you are trying to intimidate me?. Well slap my ass and call me Janet Jackson! You've got me shaking in my boots there commander ZIM!"
Joey snickers at the man and shakes his head. The man laughs some more as he bends over. As he comes back up he meets the dead eyes of Joey's that have that look to them. If you stared to long into that mans eyes you would never come back. Your souls would be dead just like his.
Joey: You know, i feel sorry for your girl friend. Hell, i pity your family having brought such a disfigured mistake into the world and I'm sure they pity them selfs every moment they have to see your face. I'm sure if they could they'd go back and abort your sorry ass before you could stink up this place. But Alas we can't turn back time and murder is illegal so i guess we are all stuck with you until someone finally snaps and puts and end to your existence.
The man snarls as Joey breaks a sly smirk baring his teeth with great self delight. The man gets in Joey's face and jabs his finger into his chest.
"Who in the hell do you think you are!, i should ram my fist so hard into your head that you'll never wake up to see the sun rise ever again."
Joey's eyes widen with excitement. He steps back and leans forward resting his hands snugly behind his back.
Joey: Okay, so be it. Just make sure you follow through my good man.......
Joey gets up straight and jumps toward the mans ear and he utters his threat intimately. Just between the frat boy and himself
Joey: Because if you don't, you worthless sack of crap. I will see that every last sense of pain you feel will be brought on by me. Then, as you begin to fade and pass onto the other plane of life. I'll wave goodbye and then, only then. Will i step back dust my hands off and finish of your sixth of vodka you left in the cup over there.
The man shoots his glance over to his cup that sits alone on a top step. As he turns his glance back to Joey he is met with a vicious forearm. In turn the man spins off and crashes to the ground. His ditsy blonde girlfriend cries out for help. Joey coolly pushes her out of the way and throttles the semi conscious male. Soon his struggling stops and Joey steps off and non shalauntly picks up the vodka and downs it. Joey didn't kill the man, oh no. He's no murderer, Joey just likes to see the fear in the eyes and voices of many. He likes to hear the sultry sounds of the hopeless cries. It brings him at ease.
"A burning bridge to bare on the shoulders of man, A deathly shiver for those who fear the darkness. And a warm embrace for those who let the fear become one with them. Pain is the highest form of gratification. Hear this for no one speaks thy name, they only recognize it and shudder in the sheet of ice that cometh." - Anonymous 1999
Joey looks to leave his mark on Mr. McConnell, sure it may be to late to prove his worth. Nay sayers will still doubt the talents, they will question how he got to where he is and he will look them in the eye and laugh as he shows every being that thrives for the UWL that he is not just the present of fear but, the past and future as well. Access Denied will be a night of firsts. A night of second comings, a night of great disappointment and a night of over whelming delight. Thus he said one last time, "Do not fear me, do not fear death. Only fear the man who shares his company for he will be the end for once, and for all.........."
"Negligence, famine, death, war, all the the things that make the world go round with its pretty smile. Nothing more but a strung out sleeper lining the sidewalk you all spat your last words upon. A drug mule with a frizzy mullet decides it's a good time to pick up another bottle of shampoo for his horribly out of style hair. The world champion sits atop his throne and over sees his masses with a sly grin, But we don't care. We walk aimlessly still preaching for the time of change to turn about and make every thing so much better"
The fowl words are met with a face, Joey Keenan sits back leaned up against a tall brick building. He sits calmly with his hands tightly gripped in one another. a sigh breaks loudly and sniffles from the cold crisp Newfoundland air ring out from Joey.
Joey: It's a beautiful day in the neighbor hood, I remember that song so well......i can here the strong hate that builds deep in my mind as those words spill out from Mr.Rogers mouth. I clench my fists in remorse wishing for a chance to tear the flesh from his forehead and watch him bleed.
Joey slides up with help from the wall and continues on his way down the sidewalk. Sickened glances pierce Joey's body as passers by look him over. Some shake their heads and some just look on in awe of the dark cloud that seems to hang over the young mans head.
"Cheer up dude, you still got nail polish. Hell, you still have My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy. Be happy emo is so in right now man. Maybe if you've got talent you can cash in on this whole wave of bullcrap."
The razzing hits Joey, he shakes off the cold words and keeps moving. But the man digs in harder,
"Whats tha matter?, you heart broken?, life is just so bad for you!. Please!, you don't even know the meaning of hard life. I bet you came from a top class home. You know where i came from?, i came from the center of Satan's ass hole. You can cry me a f**king river. Come back and talk to me when you've had some real heart ache you pussy!"
The instant the man stops talking as he finished his sentence. Joey comes to an abrupt halt. The man sneers as he has done what he wants. He has gotten into the head of our Sadist Dreamer. But this may be something he soon regrets. Once you enter the depths of Keenan's mind there is no turning back. Joey coolly turns coat and approaches the poor unsuspecting drunk frat boy.
Joey: You want me to cry you a river?
Joey's words breaks quietly. The man points in Joey's face nearly touching his face as he laughs in great delight.
"You can't be serious!, you are trying to intimidate me?. Well slap my ass and call me Janet Jackson! You've got me shaking in my boots there commander ZIM!"
Joey snickers at the man and shakes his head. The man laughs some more as he bends over. As he comes back up he meets the dead eyes of Joey's that have that look to them. If you stared to long into that mans eyes you would never come back. Your souls would be dead just like his.
Joey: You know, i feel sorry for your girl friend. Hell, i pity your family having brought such a disfigured mistake into the world and I'm sure they pity them selfs every moment they have to see your face. I'm sure if they could they'd go back and abort your sorry ass before you could stink up this place. But Alas we can't turn back time and murder is illegal so i guess we are all stuck with you until someone finally snaps and puts and end to your existence.
The man snarls as Joey breaks a sly smirk baring his teeth with great self delight. The man gets in Joey's face and jabs his finger into his chest.
"Who in the hell do you think you are!, i should ram my fist so hard into your head that you'll never wake up to see the sun rise ever again."
Joey's eyes widen with excitement. He steps back and leans forward resting his hands snugly behind his back.
Joey: Okay, so be it. Just make sure you follow through my good man.......
Joey gets up straight and jumps toward the mans ear and he utters his threat intimately. Just between the frat boy and himself
Joey: Because if you don't, you worthless sack of crap. I will see that every last sense of pain you feel will be brought on by me. Then, as you begin to fade and pass onto the other plane of life. I'll wave goodbye and then, only then. Will i step back dust my hands off and finish of your sixth of vodka you left in the cup over there.
The man shoots his glance over to his cup that sits alone on a top step. As he turns his glance back to Joey he is met with a vicious forearm. In turn the man spins off and crashes to the ground. His ditsy blonde girlfriend cries out for help. Joey coolly pushes her out of the way and throttles the semi conscious male. Soon his struggling stops and Joey steps off and non shalauntly picks up the vodka and downs it. Joey didn't kill the man, oh no. He's no murderer, Joey just likes to see the fear in the eyes and voices of many. He likes to hear the sultry sounds of the hopeless cries. It brings him at ease.
"A burning bridge to bare on the shoulders of man, A deathly shiver for those who fear the darkness. And a warm embrace for those who let the fear become one with them. Pain is the highest form of gratification. Hear this for no one speaks thy name, they only recognize it and shudder in the sheet of ice that cometh." - Anonymous 1999
Joey looks to leave his mark on Mr. McConnell, sure it may be to late to prove his worth. Nay sayers will still doubt the talents, they will question how he got to where he is and he will look them in the eye and laugh as he shows every being that thrives for the UWL that he is not just the present of fear but, the past and future as well. Access Denied will be a night of firsts. A night of second comings, a night of great disappointment and a night of over whelming delight. Thus he said one last time, "Do not fear me, do not fear death. Only fear the man who shares his company for he will be the end for once, and for all.........."
