Post by custardcreamer on Feb 25, 2010 12:47:43 GMT -5
*The speakers blare out "Remember the Name" by fort minor as Custard Creamer jumps out onto the stage with Dave closely behind to complete silence. With a big smile on his face Custard Creamer struts down to the ring as if he oes not notice the lack of atmosphere in the arena. After reaching the ring he slides in as Dave awkwardly follows. Grabbing the mike from his pocket Custard Creamer stands in the centre of the ring*
Custard Creamer: Three Cheers for me!!!!!
*Crowd stays silent*
Custard Creamer: Hip Hip...HURRAY!!!
Hip Hip...Hurray!!!!
Hip Hip.....HURRAY!!!!
geez this is my tenth birthday all over again.
*Custard Creamer scratches his forehead*
Custard Creamer: what is wrong with you guys? dont like hip hip hurray....how about the YMCA?
*YMCA plays through the speakers as Custard starts motioning along to the music*
Custard Creamer: YMCA!!!!!!
Dave: YMCA!!!!!!!
*Music slows and stops and Custard Creamer scratches his forehead again*
Custard Creamer: What could it be? oh yeah you guys are upset i gave up my title.
*"What" chants fill the arena*
Custard Creamer: Yeah. I joined B-Squared you see and left WPA so the lack of merchandising i was selling in that dark period inbetween meant i had to repay management some way. They decided my title could really help more merchandise besold on other lowly wrestlers so i arranged to lose to suicide.
*"Bullsh*t" chants fill the arena*
Custard Creamer: Well look at that you understand how i feel....what a bullsh*t desision by management. But i dont need the title. It was holding me back. Now i am free to shine like the star i am...
* boos fill the arena and dave ougths into the mike*
Custard Creamer: what was that?
Dave: nothin..it was nothing i have a tickily throat.
Custard Creamer: well apologise you angered the fans
Dave: actually i think...forget it...i apologise fans
*boos continue*
Custard Creamer: just step back dave.
*Dave steps back*
Custard Creamer: Do not worry for me. My rougth patch is over. I will continue to please you every week and come out here to put the smiles back on your faces after they dissapear after no talent wrestlers in nothing matches. HBK, Tech, Rod Lightning, Lex Largon and all the others will not ruin the show for you. I promise!!!!
*Custard Creamer climbs out of the ring with Dave following and walks to the back*
Custard Creamer: Three Cheers for me!!!!!
*Crowd stays silent*
Custard Creamer: Hip Hip...HURRAY!!!
Hip Hip...Hurray!!!!
Hip Hip.....HURRAY!!!!
geez this is my tenth birthday all over again.
*Custard Creamer scratches his forehead*
Custard Creamer: what is wrong with you guys? dont like hip hip hurray....how about the YMCA?
*YMCA plays through the speakers as Custard starts motioning along to the music*
Custard Creamer: YMCA!!!!!!
Dave: YMCA!!!!!!!
*Music slows and stops and Custard Creamer scratches his forehead again*
Custard Creamer: What could it be? oh yeah you guys are upset i gave up my title.
*"What" chants fill the arena*
Custard Creamer: Yeah. I joined B-Squared you see and left WPA so the lack of merchandising i was selling in that dark period inbetween meant i had to repay management some way. They decided my title could really help more merchandise besold on other lowly wrestlers so i arranged to lose to suicide.
*"Bullsh*t" chants fill the arena*
Custard Creamer: Well look at that you understand how i feel....what a bullsh*t desision by management. But i dont need the title. It was holding me back. Now i am free to shine like the star i am...
* boos fill the arena and dave ougths into the mike*
Custard Creamer: what was that?
Dave: nothin..it was nothing i have a tickily throat.
Custard Creamer: well apologise you angered the fans
Dave: actually i think...forget it...i apologise fans
*boos continue*
Custard Creamer: just step back dave.
*Dave steps back*
Custard Creamer: Do not worry for me. My rougth patch is over. I will continue to please you every week and come out here to put the smiles back on your faces after they dissapear after no talent wrestlers in nothing matches. HBK, Tech, Rod Lightning, Lex Largon and all the others will not ruin the show for you. I promise!!!!
*Custard Creamer climbs out of the ring with Dave following and walks to the back*
