Post by custardcreamer on Mar 6, 2010 16:27:19 GMT -5
*"Remember the name" by Fort Minor plays through the speakers as the tiatron changes from boring blankness to Custard Creamers AWESOME career highlights as he appears on the stage with a cocky grin on his face as Dave does a HARDCORE strut to the ring behind him. Reaching the ropes Custard waits for Dave to catch up then uses him as astep ladder to get up to the apron. He then climbs through the ring ropes and walks into the centre of the ring and stands still as the music dies down while Dave scurries to Custard's side*
Custard Creamer: Hello my people.
*Silence continues*
Custard Creamer: still nothing. Not even a boo. Nevermind ill sort it...
*Custard pulls out a biscuit from his pocket and spits on it*
Custard Creamer: What a waste
*Custard throws the biscuit which hits a kid SQUARE in the head and then slowly drips down his face as the kid starts crying*
Custard Creamer: Progress.
*Loud boos and chants of "Custard Sucks" follow*
Custard Creamer: Anyways. I have a match with Ace...
*Custard laugths*
Custard Creamer: Ace...
*Custard laugths more*
Custard Creamer: oh my god i cant help myself. My opponent...
*Custard giggles*
Custard Creamer: May not be much of a problem as he took a trip. But as the rules of wrestling say i must wait a certain amount of time before the match is forefeited. So...what you guys think of the weather?
Ring Anouncer: 10!
Custard Creamer: I find it rather cold and breezy...
Ring Anouncer: 9!
Custard Creamer: I mean the other day the wind blew and i swear my nuts shivered.
Ring Anouncer: 8!
Custard Creamer: I guess though it wont last much longer. Soon the spring stats and the birds return...
Ring Anouncer: 7!
Custard Creamer: Of course then so does bird flu...
Ring Anouncer: 6!
Custard Creamer: and bird sh*t....
Ring Anouncer: 5!
Custard Creamer: and pigeans never left so it means nothing...
Ring Anouncer: 4!
*"Riot" plays as Ace....hehe...appears on the stage with a woman in a hoodie*
Custard Creamer: Geez trust you to go get a prostitute....
Ace: Custard you cant hide now..
Custard Creamer: i mean it night of a match...
Ace: you cant blindside me....
Custard Creamer: you didnt even try to hide it...you brought her here
Ace: Custard. Nobody if fooled. Listen carefully. Your plan to keep me away failed. A friend of ours...mine helped. Here last act in MWA.
Custard Creamer: Woah i never went to a brothel with you. Dont lie on tv...
?: Custard shut up!
Custard Creamer: wait i know that voice
*the woman pulls her hoodie down to reveal her face.*
Alli: Custard you may have ended WPA. You may have got me fired.
Custard Creamer: did i...oh you mean about you and that ten year old fan
Alli: well this is my last act as a MWA performer...GET HIM ACE!
*Ace charges down the ramp as Alli walks backstage*
Custard Creamer: Always the women....
BEFORE MY MM match with ace.
Custard Creamer: Hello my people.
*Silence continues*
Custard Creamer: still nothing. Not even a boo. Nevermind ill sort it...
*Custard pulls out a biscuit from his pocket and spits on it*
Custard Creamer: What a waste
*Custard throws the biscuit which hits a kid SQUARE in the head and then slowly drips down his face as the kid starts crying*
Custard Creamer: Progress.
*Loud boos and chants of "Custard Sucks" follow*
Custard Creamer: Anyways. I have a match with Ace...
*Custard laugths*
Custard Creamer: Ace...
*Custard laugths more*
Custard Creamer: oh my god i cant help myself. My opponent...
*Custard giggles*
Custard Creamer: May not be much of a problem as he took a trip. But as the rules of wrestling say i must wait a certain amount of time before the match is forefeited. So...what you guys think of the weather?
Ring Anouncer: 10!
Custard Creamer: I find it rather cold and breezy...
Ring Anouncer: 9!
Custard Creamer: I mean the other day the wind blew and i swear my nuts shivered.
Ring Anouncer: 8!
Custard Creamer: I guess though it wont last much longer. Soon the spring stats and the birds return...
Ring Anouncer: 7!
Custard Creamer: Of course then so does bird flu...
Ring Anouncer: 6!
Custard Creamer: and bird sh*t....
Ring Anouncer: 5!
Custard Creamer: and pigeans never left so it means nothing...
Ring Anouncer: 4!
*"Riot" plays as Ace....hehe...appears on the stage with a woman in a hoodie*
Custard Creamer: Geez trust you to go get a prostitute....
Ace: Custard you cant hide now..
Custard Creamer: i mean it night of a match...
Ace: you cant blindside me....
Custard Creamer: you didnt even try to hide it...you brought her here
Ace: Custard. Nobody if fooled. Listen carefully. Your plan to keep me away failed. A friend of ours...mine helped. Here last act in MWA.
Custard Creamer: Woah i never went to a brothel with you. Dont lie on tv...
?: Custard shut up!Custard Creamer: wait i know that voice
*the woman pulls her hoodie down to reveal her face.*
Alli: Custard you may have ended WPA. You may have got me fired.
Custard Creamer: did i...oh you mean about you and that ten year old fan
Alli: well this is my last act as a MWA performer...GET HIM ACE!
*Ace charges down the ramp as Alli walks backstage*
Custard Creamer: Always the women....
BEFORE MY MM match with ace.
