Post by Falco Fusion on Mar 7, 2010 1:52:40 GMT -5
Yeah, wrote this the day before. Time went by way too fast this week. I thought I was still on Thursday or something. Anyway hope Ritter hasn't confirmed the show yet.
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Backstage, Falco Fusion, Custard Creamer, and Wolf Masters are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Wolf Masters: So whichever one of us beats the other two in the same round gets the Hardcore Title shot against Mason?
Custard Creamer: Yep that's exactly how it goes.
Falco Fusion: Masters, why are you always throwing rock?
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Later that night...
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Two hundred rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors later...
Falco Fusion: You know what? Screw this. I win this match and face Mason tonight.
Custard Creamer: The heck?
Falco Fusion: I'm the half owner of MWA, and therefore exercise my power to make myself the winner. Also it's already match time. I have to make someone the winner. See you later guys with the Hardcore Title.
Custard Creamer and Wolf Masters: What a crazy idiot!!
Falco Fusion: Oh guys mind watching my toucan for me? It speaks fluent English, so have a conversation with it or something.
Falco leaves the room.
Wolf Masters: Can you believe that? He says a toucan can talk? Isn't that a Parrot?
Blue Feathered Toucan with a rainbow striped nose: Follow your nose!!
Custard Creamer: ...The heck? Is Falco really this much of a Fruit Loop?
30 seconds later...
Wolf Masters: HA! I just got it. Toucan Sam!!
Custard Creamer: ...The heck?
Wolf Masters: Yeah that's Toucan Sam, you khow from those Fruit Loops commercials.
Custard Creamer: ...The heck? You know what, I'm out. I thought I was crazy by naming myself Custard Creamer...
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Oh and Ritter, I'm announcing the match on Thursday's event. Want everyone to know what it is last second if at all possible.
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Backstage, Falco Fusion, Custard Creamer, and Wolf Masters are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Wolf Masters: So whichever one of us beats the other two in the same round gets the Hardcore Title shot against Mason?
Custard Creamer: Yep that's exactly how it goes.
Falco Fusion: Masters, why are you always throwing rock?
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Later that night...
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Two hundred rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors later...
Falco Fusion: You know what? Screw this. I win this match and face Mason tonight.
Custard Creamer: The heck?
Falco Fusion: I'm the half owner of MWA, and therefore exercise my power to make myself the winner. Also it's already match time. I have to make someone the winner. See you later guys with the Hardcore Title.
Custard Creamer and Wolf Masters: What a crazy idiot!!
Falco Fusion: Oh guys mind watching my toucan for me? It speaks fluent English, so have a conversation with it or something.
Falco leaves the room.
Wolf Masters: Can you believe that? He says a toucan can talk? Isn't that a Parrot?
Blue Feathered Toucan with a rainbow striped nose: Follow your nose!!
Custard Creamer: ...The heck? Is Falco really this much of a Fruit Loop?
30 seconds later...
Wolf Masters: HA! I just got it. Toucan Sam!!
Custard Creamer: ...The heck?
Wolf Masters: Yeah that's Toucan Sam, you khow from those Fruit Loops commercials.
Custard Creamer: ...The heck? You know what, I'm out. I thought I was crazy by naming myself Custard Creamer...
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Oh and Ritter, I'm announcing the match on Thursday's event. Want everyone to know what it is last second if at all possible.