Post by shocking1981 on Apr 4, 2009 5:57:58 GMT -5
Justin Cole: So, ladies and gentlemen, we continue our journey towards the first ever MWA tag team champions. It's over to introduce the next round of contenders.
Aerith Sinclair: The following contest is for one fall and it is part of the MWA tag team tournament. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, from Dallas, Texas. Mr. Wrestling IV and his partner, from Boston, Massachusetts. "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish. The team of "Simply Wres..."
[Aerith Sinclair cuts her introduction of Parish and Wrestling short as they are attacked from behind by Alexander Ritter & the X with chairs]
Cole: My God, did you see those vicious chair shots Rogers?
Garret Rogers: Yep. That masked jock itch and his pretty boy life-mate finally got what was coming to them. Now, maybe, a real tag team can move on in the tournament.
Cole: I know you & Mr Wrestling have had your differences backstage, but you're supposed to be objective.
Rogers: And I am, Cole. I'm very objective. For example, I object to Ritter & X going so softly on these Parish & Mr Rasslin'.
[X & Ritter kick Parish & Wrestling down the aisle, until they get to ringside. Ritter proceeds to lift up the matting that covers the ringside floor as X lays kicks into both Wrestling & Parish.]
Cole: What the hell is that mad dog doing?
Rogers: Putting Perish & Rasslin' in their place, Cole.
[Ritter & X pick up Mr Wrestling and throw him into the ring. Alexander Ritter picks up Parish and places him in an inverted facelock then spins under the opponent while holding the facelock, twisting them into the cutter position and falling down to the mat executing devastating Lunar Eclipse right on the concrete!!]
Cole: The Lunar Eclipse, right on the floor. Good Lord. Stop this!!!
[Ritter then slides into the ring and lifts up Mr Wrestling. The X takes a step back and lunges forward superkicking Mr Wrestling in the face executing devastating Boot To The Head!! X covers Wrestling and hooks his leg. The referee looks on, dumbfounded.]
Alexander Ritter: Ring the bell and make the count.
[The Ref signals for the bell to be rung. DING!!! He hesitently drops to the mat to make the 3 count. 1.. 2.. NO!!! Mr Wreslting kicked out with 100th of a secong left.]
Cole: Can you believe that, Garret? Mr Wrestling kicked out.
Rogers: Yahoo [with clear, unmistakeable sarcasm in his voice.]
Cole: And Blake parish is slowly getting to his feet. As long as these boys are consious, they'll keep fighting. What's more, Rogers, if the "Extreme Regime" break the rules now the match is officially underway, they will be disqualified and "Simply Wrestling" will continue to the next round of the NWA tag title tournament. WE HAVE OURSELVES A CONTEST!!!
Aerith Sinclair: The following contest is for one fall and it is part of the MWA tag team tournament. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, from Dallas, Texas. Mr. Wrestling IV and his partner, from Boston, Massachusetts. "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish. The team of "Simply Wres..."
[Aerith Sinclair cuts her introduction of Parish and Wrestling short as they are attacked from behind by Alexander Ritter & the X with chairs]
Cole: My God, did you see those vicious chair shots Rogers?
Garret Rogers: Yep. That masked jock itch and his pretty boy life-mate finally got what was coming to them. Now, maybe, a real tag team can move on in the tournament.
Cole: I know you & Mr Wrestling have had your differences backstage, but you're supposed to be objective.
Rogers: And I am, Cole. I'm very objective. For example, I object to Ritter & X going so softly on these Parish & Mr Rasslin'.
[X & Ritter kick Parish & Wrestling down the aisle, until they get to ringside. Ritter proceeds to lift up the matting that covers the ringside floor as X lays kicks into both Wrestling & Parish.]
Cole: What the hell is that mad dog doing?
Rogers: Putting Perish & Rasslin' in their place, Cole.
[Ritter & X pick up Mr Wrestling and throw him into the ring. Alexander Ritter picks up Parish and places him in an inverted facelock then spins under the opponent while holding the facelock, twisting them into the cutter position and falling down to the mat executing devastating Lunar Eclipse right on the concrete!!]
Cole: The Lunar Eclipse, right on the floor. Good Lord. Stop this!!!
[Ritter then slides into the ring and lifts up Mr Wrestling. The X takes a step back and lunges forward superkicking Mr Wrestling in the face executing devastating Boot To The Head!! X covers Wrestling and hooks his leg. The referee looks on, dumbfounded.]
Alexander Ritter: Ring the bell and make the count.
[The Ref signals for the bell to be rung. DING!!! He hesitently drops to the mat to make the 3 count. 1.. 2.. NO!!! Mr Wreslting kicked out with 100th of a secong left.]
Cole: Can you believe that, Garret? Mr Wrestling kicked out.
Rogers: Yahoo [with clear, unmistakeable sarcasm in his voice.]
Cole: And Blake parish is slowly getting to his feet. As long as these boys are consious, they'll keep fighting. What's more, Rogers, if the "Extreme Regime" break the rules now the match is officially underway, they will be disqualified and "Simply Wrestling" will continue to the next round of the NWA tag title tournament. WE HAVE OURSELVES A CONTEST!!!
