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Post by suicide on Mar 10, 2010 13:06:51 GMT -5
*Commercials finish and the camera cuts to Sara wondering around with no apparent aim*
Camera man: Psst, Sara. Where are you going?!?!?!?!
Sara: Someone told me that Suicide would do an interview with me
Camera man: Ah I see. Can't we just go and buy milkshakes and hot dogs?
Sara: No, you're fat enough already. Now keep up
*A scream is suddenly heard and the camera falls to the ground facing the apparently dead camera man*
Sara: Awww crap. I knew he was fat, but this is ridiculous
*Smoke suddenly engulfs the whole corrider. The smoke remains but a deep voice is heard*
Suicide: Muahahahahaha. He wasn't worthy of facing Death's Door.
Suicide: My opponents out breakout shall suffer the same fate. They will feel a Monster's true power and fall victim to Death's Door!!
Suicide: Many have fallen - and many more will fall!
Suicide: The gold in this company is rightfully mine! I deserve it! I earned it!
Suicide: I am the face of MWA! I am MWA! But most of all, I AM A MONSTER!
*Show cuts to a match promo*
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