Post by Rod Lightning on Mar 11, 2010 15:10:26 GMT -5
The show cuts back from commercial and Rod Lightning is standing in the ring with a mic. As the crowd's chants fade away he starts to speak.
Rod Lightning: Well folks. You all know today is the charity event! All the wrestlers in the back are given the chance to raise money for their charity. If me and Paulie win against the lovely Morticia and some guy named Fissure we get to send the money to Oxfam! Oxfam international strives to see a world without poverty and WE are given the chance to help them out a bit!
The crowd cheers in approval while Rod smirks.
Rod Lightning: Without further ado...People who posses cellphones pay attention...*Rod points at the tron and Rod's current mask is seen with a huge '$' underneath saying 10$.* You see as of this moment people in the audience can text to 6666 to make a bid on my mask starting at 10 bucks! And no, this is not 'just' another Rod Lightning mask...Its actually the very same mask I'm wearing this very moment! Indeed, the second my match is won or lost the texting stops and the person who bid the highest amount goes home with this sweaty mask. So get those cellphones out of yer pockets and start textiiiiing!!!
Ride the lightning plays as Rod greets the fans. The camera cuts back to the announcers table.
Justin Cole: well you heard it folks! I wouldn't be surprised if a 14 year old kid is going home with Rod's ma...*Justin turns to Garret who is ferociously texting for some reason*
...Justin facepalms as the scene ends.
Rod Lightning: Well folks. You all know today is the charity event! All the wrestlers in the back are given the chance to raise money for their charity. If me and Paulie win against the lovely Morticia and some guy named Fissure we get to send the money to Oxfam! Oxfam international strives to see a world without poverty and WE are given the chance to help them out a bit!
The crowd cheers in approval while Rod smirks.
Rod Lightning: Without further ado...People who posses cellphones pay attention...*Rod points at the tron and Rod's current mask is seen with a huge '$' underneath saying 10$.* You see as of this moment people in the audience can text to 6666 to make a bid on my mask starting at 10 bucks! And no, this is not 'just' another Rod Lightning mask...Its actually the very same mask I'm wearing this very moment! Indeed, the second my match is won or lost the texting stops and the person who bid the highest amount goes home with this sweaty mask. So get those cellphones out of yer pockets and start textiiiiing!!!
Ride the lightning plays as Rod greets the fans. The camera cuts back to the announcers table.
Justin Cole: well you heard it folks! I wouldn't be surprised if a 14 year old kid is going home with Rod's ma...*Justin turns to Garret who is ferociously texting for some reason*
...Justin facepalms as the scene ends.
