Post by Falco Fusion on Mar 11, 2010 19:26:55 GMT -5
Falco Fusion picks up a mic.
Falco Fusion: Your winner, and the first full owner of the MWA, Falco Fusion!
Wolf Masters and Custard Creamer picks up a mic.
Wolf Masters: What about us man? We helped greatly.
Falco Fusion: You know how I'm so totally bad ass now? Yeah, as J.J. Hunter once used to say, I no longer need your services.
Falco gives Custard Creamer a mule kick and at the same time Wolf Masters gets a mic shot to the head.
Falco Fusion: Before we all leave tonight, I have one more surprise for all of you.
Everybody has 15 seconds to get out of here. My first action as MWA owner is to blow this arena up and end the MWA!!
Justin Cole: Really? Can he do this? Really? Uhhh Garret that's your cue.
Justin turns around to see Garret Rogers running out out of the stadium.
Justin Cole: Come on camera man #15, let's get out of here.
All you can see from the camera is a lot of shaking like we're watching some episode from Cops. And in the background Falco is counting down...
...5...
...4...
...SNAP...
...CRACKLE...
...POP!!...
The camera turns around to see the explosion from the outside. The arena collapses on itself, but thankfully after a head count, everybody but Falco got outside in time.
The camera focuses in on the ring, which unbelievably has not been harmed in the explosion. In the middle of the ring is Falco holding up his arm in the air in celebration...
...Brandon's Ripley's final efforts to save the MWA has failed. MWA has been destroyed once and for all...
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And Rice Krispies wins as they are the last cereal parody I will ever do for the MWA. Also seeing as Brandon Ripley was for some reason allowed to be the main eventer for the MWA whenever he was around I thought that at the very least his attempt to save the MWA should have some closure, even if it happens to end in failure.
Falco Fusion: Your winner, and the first full owner of the MWA, Falco Fusion!
Wolf Masters and Custard Creamer picks up a mic.
Wolf Masters: What about us man? We helped greatly.
Falco Fusion: You know how I'm so totally bad ass now? Yeah, as J.J. Hunter once used to say, I no longer need your services.
Falco gives Custard Creamer a mule kick and at the same time Wolf Masters gets a mic shot to the head.
Falco Fusion: Before we all leave tonight, I have one more surprise for all of you.
Everybody has 15 seconds to get out of here. My first action as MWA owner is to blow this arena up and end the MWA!!
Justin Cole: Really? Can he do this? Really? Uhhh Garret that's your cue.
Justin turns around to see Garret Rogers running out out of the stadium.
Justin Cole: Come on camera man #15, let's get out of here.
All you can see from the camera is a lot of shaking like we're watching some episode from Cops. And in the background Falco is counting down...
...5...
...4...
...SNAP...
...CRACKLE...
...POP!!...
The camera turns around to see the explosion from the outside. The arena collapses on itself, but thankfully after a head count, everybody but Falco got outside in time.
The camera focuses in on the ring, which unbelievably has not been harmed in the explosion. In the middle of the ring is Falco holding up his arm in the air in celebration...
...Brandon's Ripley's final efforts to save the MWA has failed. MWA has been destroyed once and for all...
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And Rice Krispies wins as they are the last cereal parody I will ever do for the MWA. Also seeing as Brandon Ripley was for some reason allowed to be the main eventer for the MWA whenever he was around I thought that at the very least his attempt to save the MWA should have some closure, even if it happens to end in failure.
(shown during week two)
