Not to late am I

[Divac The Unforgiven Riddle]

Divac is racing down Interest 95 to try and make it on time to the MWA show on time.

Divac: God Dammit! Im Gonna be late. I hate being late.

Voice: Relax Divac-san.

Divac: Oh crap. Not the ghost of Pat Marino.

Mr. Myagi: You listen to me. And you be big success like Daniel-san.

Divac: Daniel-san never had another movie after the f**king karate-kid.

Mr. M: You must be mistaken. He win tournament. And the asian daughter of woman I wanted to bang. And then white girl who looked like hore.

Divac: Whatever.

Mr. M: Breath in through Mouth. Out Nose.

Divac: Inhale....... Exhale.......Inhale...... Exhale.......

Mr.M: Ok now announce stable DWO forming in MWA and then you no need to worry about late.

Divac: Thanks Master. Your right.

Mr.M: Oh and look out for oncoming 16 wheeler.

Divac: WHAT?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!

Divac swerves and hits a THW sign with the Enforcer on it and just keeps going.

Divac: RRM/MWA 1 - THW 0! WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Divac laughs all the way to the show.

DWO Sign-up sheet:

[lancetheflamesnipe]

*walks through the backstage area until he spots the DWO Signup sheet*

Lance: Meh why not? I need someone watching my back with the Regime getting stronger. *pens his name on the sheet* Now then time to do some warm ups before time to beat the hell out of my next oponent.

[Bloodbath]

ok that had to be one of the most f**ked up RP's ever

[Ritter]

I know, right? But that's how Divac rolls. Man, at one point in the past Divac had like 20 members in the DWO thing it was just plain insane.

[locorazza]

i-95 don't roll thru Michigan.

[Ritter]

Apr 21, 2009 10:22:36 GMT -5 @locorazza said:

i-95 don't roll thru Michigan.

At first I was like "yeah it does, that's how I get to the mall in Kalamazoo" but then I looked at a map and it's 94 that we take, not 95. Shows how much I know. So for the record it's 94, not 95 that's in Michigan. lol.

[brandonripley]

I was about to say, cause 95 runs through Massachusetts, and is pretty close to my house.

[locorazza]

Apr 21, 2009 12:51:18 GMT -5 @brandonripley said:

I was about to say, cause 95 runs through Massachusetts, and is pretty close to my house.

It goes from Maine to Florida.