Post by Rod Lightning on Feb 22, 2010 13:19:55 GMT -5
The scene opens just outside a big mall. A green landrover without a rooftop pulls over and is parked in a sloppy way over 2 parking spots. A man is seen exiting the car. As the camera comes in slower it is seen that the man in fact is none other than Rod Lightning, who is admiring his parking skills. He is wearing casual sneakers, dark blue jeans trousers and a black hoodie.
INSERT HOODIE THAT HARRIET MADE FOR ME HERE PLEASE LOL.
Rod Lightning: Perfect, big cars need lots of space you kn..oh.
Rod turns around and notices the camera.
Rod Lightning: Hiya MWA fans, i’m here to take you with me on a normal day out in the mall. I’m just going to show you what i buy in the mall. I’m going to show you that you can achieve a great physique, great mind and a great smile in just a normal shop with normal prices.
Rod starts pacing towards and greets several people on his way in.
Rod Lightning: As you can see I have become quite popular in here, not only for my wrestling time in MWA. I also teach basic martial arts and wrestling class here in the local gym for beginners. Just to keep me going during the off season ofcourse *winks*.
Rod enters the mall and takes a turn to the right, he’s walking through the nutrition department. After a while he sees what he was looking for.
Rod Lightning: Aaah, see what this is?
Rod holds up a package of spinach.
Rod Lightning: You just CAN’T eat enough of this stuff, keeps you going all night long…and even longer! This is THE food that made Popeye, and its the very same food that made this guy here to what he is right now. Let’s continue shall we?
Rod turns to the left and reaches the exercise room, full with expensive looking machines and the most up to date fitness equipment.
Rod Lightning: You can all just ignore this stuff over here, if you have the money to buy all this stuff, great. But if you don’t ya gotta go with Rocky style, and no not Homeless Harriet’s Rock. I’m talking about ROCKY, the man Rocky. Just train your punches by beating up some old cow carcasses, alright?
Rod starts punching a big, heavy looking sack of flour.
Rod lightning: You don’t need no fancy smancy looking equipment for boxing. Just be creative, think like Jackie Chan and USE your environment.
Rod gives the sack of flour one last punch then he turns around with rapid speed and performs a jumping high kick on the sack. The sack bursts open and a huge cloud of flour is spreading and filling the area.
Rod Lightning: oh sh… common let’s get outta here before they see me…
Rod Lightning: *pant pant pant* i..i think they’re accusing that senior citizen now…yea, thats great.
Rod paces towards the two men complaining against an old man about the mess.
Rod lightning: hey! What’s going on here?
Shop clerk: What do ya think?! This senile old man caused this mess with that pointied stick of his! And he is going to pay for it!
Rod lightning: Pointied stick? You mean his umbrell.. Ugh nevermind that i’ll pay for this gramps, you just go away while i take care of this.
Gramps: Wh…why thank you kind sir. Hmpf, kids these days…
Rod Lightning: So…Wesley i’m sorry ab…
Wesley: Just leave while i clean this mess up Rod…
Rod smiles and leaves.
…
Rod Lightning: Him? Oh, he’s a friend of mine…we help each other a lot. Well, he helps me out a lot. I just give him tickets for our show but don’t tell anyone alright *winks*.
Camera guy: Uhmm, you do realize we’re live right?
Rod lightning: What! Really!!?
Camera: naaah, just kidding, but we’ll probably put this part in. Gooooood ratings.
Rod Lightning: Ugh, whatever suits you…
LATER ON THE SHOW
The scene opens with Rod Lightning still standing in the same mall sipping from his soda can. and staring at what seems to be a parking ticket
Rod lightning: I'm telling you guys, if i see that officer ONE mor time i'll...what the heel are you waving a...oh we're on? eehm so, you guys got to watch me in a normal day at the mall, I gave you some tips, made some cheap yet subtle advertising for our sponsors and I’m here to finish it off.
Kiddo: ..Don’t want want the unmasked one!
Mom: Stop making a scene! People are staring at us.
Rod sneaks in closer and listens in from behind a large cardboard box.
Kiddo: But moooooom, you don’t understand. He’s way past his prime this way, I want the old doll!
Mom: Oh alright, but please do try to act surprised at your birthday party.
Kiddo: Yay! Oh and I want Falco’s doll too! Masked!
Mom: alright, alright…
The two venture forth as the camera changed back to the spot where Rod has been listening, but he is nowhere to be seen. The camera goes to the spot where the two have been arguing about dolls, and Rod Is seen standing there now, with a doll in his hands.
Rod Lightning:*sniffs*…Enough..enough!
Rod throws the doll on the ground with force and stomps on his head with great accuracy chopping it clean off. He then storms away and leaves the mall.
The camera draws in closer and an unmasked Rod doll is seen lying. Decapitated…
INSERT HOODIE THAT HARRIET MADE FOR ME HERE PLEASE LOL.
Rod Lightning: Perfect, big cars need lots of space you kn..oh.
Rod turns around and notices the camera.
Rod Lightning: Hiya MWA fans, i’m here to take you with me on a normal day out in the mall. I’m just going to show you what i buy in the mall. I’m going to show you that you can achieve a great physique, great mind and a great smile in just a normal shop with normal prices.
Rod starts pacing towards and greets several people on his way in.
Rod Lightning: As you can see I have become quite popular in here, not only for my wrestling time in MWA. I also teach basic martial arts and wrestling class here in the local gym for beginners. Just to keep me going during the off season ofcourse *winks*.
Rod enters the mall and takes a turn to the right, he’s walking through the nutrition department. After a while he sees what he was looking for.
Rod Lightning: Aaah, see what this is?
Rod holds up a package of spinach.
Rod Lightning: You just CAN’T eat enough of this stuff, keeps you going all night long…and even longer! This is THE food that made Popeye, and its the very same food that made this guy here to what he is right now. Let’s continue shall we?
Rod turns to the left and reaches the exercise room, full with expensive looking machines and the most up to date fitness equipment.
Rod Lightning: You can all just ignore this stuff over here, if you have the money to buy all this stuff, great. But if you don’t ya gotta go with Rocky style, and no not Homeless Harriet’s Rock. I’m talking about ROCKY, the man Rocky. Just train your punches by beating up some old cow carcasses, alright?
Rod starts punching a big, heavy looking sack of flour.
Rod lightning: You don’t need no fancy smancy looking equipment for boxing. Just be creative, think like Jackie Chan and USE your environment.
Rod gives the sack of flour one last punch then he turns around with rapid speed and performs a jumping high kick on the sack. The sack bursts open and a huge cloud of flour is spreading and filling the area.
Rod Lightning: oh sh… common let’s get outta here before they see me…
Rod Lightning: *pant pant pant* i..i think they’re accusing that senior citizen now…yea, thats great.
Rod paces towards the two men complaining against an old man about the mess.
Rod lightning: hey! What’s going on here?
Shop clerk: What do ya think?! This senile old man caused this mess with that pointied stick of his! And he is going to pay for it!
Rod lightning: Pointied stick? You mean his umbrell.. Ugh nevermind that i’ll pay for this gramps, you just go away while i take care of this.
Gramps: Wh…why thank you kind sir. Hmpf, kids these days…
Rod Lightning: So…Wesley i’m sorry ab…
Wesley: Just leave while i clean this mess up Rod…
Rod smiles and leaves.
…
Rod Lightning: Him? Oh, he’s a friend of mine…we help each other a lot. Well, he helps me out a lot. I just give him tickets for our show but don’t tell anyone alright *winks*.
Camera guy: Uhmm, you do realize we’re live right?
Rod lightning: What! Really!!?
Camera: naaah, just kidding, but we’ll probably put this part in. Gooooood ratings.
Rod Lightning: Ugh, whatever suits you…
LATER ON THE SHOW
The scene opens with Rod Lightning still standing in the same mall sipping from his soda can. and staring at what seems to be a parking ticket
Rod lightning: I'm telling you guys, if i see that officer ONE mor time i'll...what the heel are you waving a...oh we're on? eehm so, you guys got to watch me in a normal day at the mall, I gave you some tips, made some cheap yet subtle advertising for our sponsors and I’m here to finish it off.
Kiddo: ..Don’t want want the unmasked one!
Mom: Stop making a scene! People are staring at us.
Rod sneaks in closer and listens in from behind a large cardboard box.
Kiddo: But moooooom, you don’t understand. He’s way past his prime this way, I want the old doll!
Mom: Oh alright, but please do try to act surprised at your birthday party.
Kiddo: Yay! Oh and I want Falco’s doll too! Masked!
Mom: alright, alright…
The two venture forth as the camera changed back to the spot where Rod has been listening, but he is nowhere to be seen. The camera goes to the spot where the two have been arguing about dolls, and Rod Is seen standing there now, with a doll in his hands.
Rod Lightning:*sniffs*…Enough..enough!
Rod throws the doll on the ground with force and stomps on his head with great accuracy chopping it clean off. He then storms away and leaves the mall.
The camera draws in closer and an unmasked Rod doll is seen lying. Decapitated…
