Post by steele on Jan 28, 2010 13:07:59 GMT -5
(Scene opens at a MWA Press Release outside the Tokyo Dome. Dozens of reports surround the podium that has a huge MWA Logo draped over the front of it and a Winter War banner in the background. At the podium is none other then the trio of trouble Tommy Bones, Sebastian St. Claire and The artist formerly known as LilDrew.)
(Bones is wearing black slacks and a blood red button down silk shirt and has the plastic Great Lakes Championship belt again with it hanging over his shoulder. SSC is wearing his orange beach shorts and a white “Godzilla is Japanese for Grand Flat screen TV” , and flip flops. LiLDrew is in his Oakland Raider Football uniform with helmet strapped on and ready to go. )
Bones: At Winter War, I once again successfully defend the Great Lakes Championship with little effort........ I have dominated the ranks of the Great Lakes contenders for too long and I have become bored with them....... At this time I have no choice other then to RETIRE the Great Lakes Championship forever.... I was the one and only Champion and in the chronicles of history I will forever be known as The One and only person worthy of holding such a prestigious title....
Report #1: Tommy Bones, have you got crazy? Furious Steele WAS the champion but lost the match to HBK at Winter War.... You have never been a champion in the MWA. Your not even a wrestler here..........
(SSC pushes Bones aside to get in front of the mic)
SSC: That is SLANDER, PROPOGANDA and LIES!!!!! Tommy Bones is the champion despite what your internet conspiracy theory cronies would have you believe.
Reporter #1: I saw the match first hand. HBK pinned Furious Steele after some help from that Custard Cream guy.
SSC: Nobody would ever believe that HBK could beat Furious Steele with or without a delightful pie....... You sir are full of LIES!!!!
Reporter #2: I think your groups new name should be “Crazy Train” cause your all nuts...
(SSC grabs LiLDrew by his ankles and swings him over his head several times gaining speed with each time around. SSC face turns beat red and looks like he is about to snap. )
SSC: I will beat your lying head in with my LilDrew-Warclub (turns to the camera completely calm) which you can buy online at www.mwa.com for only 29.95. (Back to the reporter with rage in his eyes) If ANYBODY else interrupts Mr. Bones, they are going to deal with ME and THE CLUB..... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???
(The reporters are all dead silence as SSC stares them down while he continues to spin LilDrew over his head. After a few seconds SSC sets down LilDrew who takes three steps kind of sideways/forward and Ric Flair flops right on his face and is motionless. Tommy Bones seems to be somewhat oblivious of the scene and moves back to the podium and continues to speak. )
Bones: So what is next for Tommy Bones you may ask....... Macho Steele has a strong grip on the World Title that he will not relinquish and I believe I will move onto the next title. What other single titles are there SSC?
SSC: Um... Hardcore title and North American Title or something like that?
Bones: There is a North American Title?
SSC: I think so....
Bones: Who is the champ?
(SSC shrugs)
Bones: Well there you have it. I am going to destroy this imposter champion and bring honor and respect and dignity to the North American Championship...
(Scene closes with Bones wandering off stage and SSC picking up LilDrew and fireman carrying him off the stage. )
(Bones is wearing black slacks and a blood red button down silk shirt and has the plastic Great Lakes Championship belt again with it hanging over his shoulder. SSC is wearing his orange beach shorts and a white “Godzilla is Japanese for Grand Flat screen TV” , and flip flops. LiLDrew is in his Oakland Raider Football uniform with helmet strapped on and ready to go. )
Bones: At Winter War, I once again successfully defend the Great Lakes Championship with little effort........ I have dominated the ranks of the Great Lakes contenders for too long and I have become bored with them....... At this time I have no choice other then to RETIRE the Great Lakes Championship forever.... I was the one and only Champion and in the chronicles of history I will forever be known as The One and only person worthy of holding such a prestigious title....
Report #1: Tommy Bones, have you got crazy? Furious Steele WAS the champion but lost the match to HBK at Winter War.... You have never been a champion in the MWA. Your not even a wrestler here..........
(SSC pushes Bones aside to get in front of the mic)
SSC: That is SLANDER, PROPOGANDA and LIES!!!!! Tommy Bones is the champion despite what your internet conspiracy theory cronies would have you believe.
Reporter #1: I saw the match first hand. HBK pinned Furious Steele after some help from that Custard Cream guy.
SSC: Nobody would ever believe that HBK could beat Furious Steele with or without a delightful pie....... You sir are full of LIES!!!!
Reporter #2: I think your groups new name should be “Crazy Train” cause your all nuts...
(SSC grabs LiLDrew by his ankles and swings him over his head several times gaining speed with each time around. SSC face turns beat red and looks like he is about to snap. )
SSC: I will beat your lying head in with my LilDrew-Warclub (turns to the camera completely calm) which you can buy online at www.mwa.com for only 29.95. (Back to the reporter with rage in his eyes) If ANYBODY else interrupts Mr. Bones, they are going to deal with ME and THE CLUB..... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???
(The reporters are all dead silence as SSC stares them down while he continues to spin LilDrew over his head. After a few seconds SSC sets down LilDrew who takes three steps kind of sideways/forward and Ric Flair flops right on his face and is motionless. Tommy Bones seems to be somewhat oblivious of the scene and moves back to the podium and continues to speak. )
Bones: So what is next for Tommy Bones you may ask....... Macho Steele has a strong grip on the World Title that he will not relinquish and I believe I will move onto the next title. What other single titles are there SSC?
SSC: Um... Hardcore title and North American Title or something like that?
Bones: There is a North American Title?
SSC: I think so....
Bones: Who is the champ?
(SSC shrugs)
Bones: Well there you have it. I am going to destroy this imposter champion and bring honor and respect and dignity to the North American Championship...
(Scene closes with Bones wandering off stage and SSC picking up LilDrew and fireman carrying him off the stage. )