Street training or mowing down midgets

[Homeless Harriett]

Harriett is seen running down a sidewalk pushing a grocery cart, her hair is flying behind her and her cheeks are red from the wind. Her eyes are watering but she keeps on pushing the cart, she dodges pedestrians exiting stores and finally comes to a stop in a grocery store parking lot.

Fuchsia: Did I meaow yoo kud stawp yet hyooman?

Harriett: I’m done guys, I can’t do any more. I’m going to get pneumonia.

Fuchsia: Yoo will nawt getz sick, ur healthy enough. Moar runnin less stawppin. Shut up stoopid rock, I nows moar den yoo doez, haz a brain.

Harriett: UH guys..can we stop arguing? Rocky!!! I can’t believe you just said that! Apologize now…

Fuchsia: I doez nawt haz rocks in mai hedz, even if didz I'd still b smartah than yoo. Nao run hyooman. Damn riet Iz ignorin yoo Rock! ur nawt worth mai tyme. hyooman, go.

Harriett: UGH! Fine.

Harriett begins running back up the way she came, passing shoppers doing their errands. Nearly colliding with more than a few. Harriett begins to feel faint and wipes her brow with one hand but when she does this she loses control of the cart and hit’s a child.

Harriett: Oh my God! I’m so sorry! I I oh..damn….

Harriett hits the ground hard her head bouncing off the curb.

Little man: In need of rescuing, this young woman is. Your service I Brown-lee Crabtree am at.

Harriett: I..uh who?

Little Man: Brownie is what my friends call me. I’m afraid I stepped in your path, I must apologize for that. Would you like some assistance in getting to your feet?

Harriett looks at the strange little man and shrugs, giving him her hand he helps her sit up.

Harriett: I’m really sorry, I should have been watching where I was going. What Fuchsia?

Fuchsia: iz him a elf?

Harriett: UH no…(looks back at brownie) I’m sorry about that my cat has no manners.

Fuchsia: I haz mannerz! It iz a simple qweschun, noes?

Brownie: Cat?

Harriett: Don’t tell me you can’t see her either…she is right there in the cart, big pinky..crazy grin?

Brownie: To meet you Miss Fuchsia its a pleasure. Hmmmmmm.

Harriett: You can’t see her and yet you believe me?

Brownie: Sure, why would you lie to me? Were you doing something important, I mean to be in such a rush?

Harriett: Oh what? Yes, I’m training for my wrestling match this week..

Brownie: Running with a shopping cart has something to do with a wrestling match? Okay Mr. Miayagi!

Harriett laughs.

Harriett: it’s a street fight so Rocky and Fuchsia thought I should train on the street.

Brownie: Makes sense to me.

Fuchsia: I lieks teh liddill man. Shut up Rock, yur opinion duz nawt mattah.

Brownie: I mean you could ram the guy with the shopping cart and you have practice with taking people down with one already. (laughs)

Harriett: I do…oh right..I’m sorry.

Brownie: Its ok. Its kind of cool knowing I was helping a wrestler train and didn’t even get body slammed. The wrestling world likes us little people, we are a hot commodity. So can I join you and learn from you so one day I can become a Professional wrestler too!

Harriett: I…guess so.

Brownie: Great!! (Shoots his fists in the air) So you want to come over to my place and get warmed up? We can watch Star Wars! I also have one of those metal garbage cans you can practice with.

Fuchsia: garbij kan kud b a gud talonz (weapons). I meaow we go!

[Falco Fusion]

And you call my RP's messed up?? LAWL!!

[Ritter]

I changed "talonz" to "weponz" and "meows" to "sayz" to make it a fraction more readable.. some of the cat speak gives me a headache. It's cool, but maybe a tad more editing to make it a little more readable. I mean, lines like "Fuchsia: I lieks teh liddill man. Shut up Rock, yur opinion duz nawt mattah." Are understandable, but that last line of the RP from the cat I had to read a couple of times to decipher it.. lol

[Rod Lightning]

Yea i have no idea what fuchsia said at the end lol. Good Rp though

[Homeless Harriett]

Fuchsia: garbij kan kud b a gud talonz (weapons). I meaow we go!

I shall translate

Fuchsia: Garbage Cans could be a good weapon. I say we go.

[Rod Lightning]

"garbij" and "talonz" knocked me outta mah chair.

[The British Hero!!!]

garbij ROFL