Post by Homeless Harriett on Jan 15, 2010 14:41:31 GMT -5
Homeless Harriett is seen sitting on the ground in the tent city for the homeless population of Battle Creek, she has her head in her hands.
Aiden: Hey Harriett, what’s up?
HH: Ugh, nothing. Just have a headache.
Aiden: I have some aspirin around here somewhere, let me get you a couple.
HH: Thanks.
Aiden: Its good to have you home. I heard you did some time in a Psyche ward?
HH: Yeah. They want to dope me up but since I’m homeless, don’t have a good job, how am I suppose to pay for this medication? Its not like wrestlers get some great insurance benefits and even then you need an address.
Aiden: So like what happened to get you put in there? You got nuttier than usual, uh no offense.
HH: None taken, I know people find me strange I talk to a rock. Remember when I had to go to Mexico? Well I hate flying and was refusing so Icky and War Wolf decided to drug me to get me on the plane.
Aiden: Harsh…
HH: Yeah, but I did get safely to Mexico only when I woke up there was this pink cat sitting there. Right on the seat in front of me.
Aiden: A pink cat?
HH: Yeah, crazy I know, but it was there and it was talking to me. Only I was the only one who would admit to seeing it. I know Icky and everyone could see it but they wouldn’t admit it. I mean it a big PINK cat and it was talking. How can you miss it? If I was having hallucinations don’t you think it would have been at the hospital? But it wasn’t! So of course its real. It did wait for me though as soon as I got home Fuchsia was here.
Aiden: Fuchsia?
HH: Yeah, that’s her name. Well she actually said “ Oh hai! mai name iz Fuchsia” the first time I talked to her.
Aiden: Really? Well at least had enough manners to introduce herself?
HH: Exactly! Rocky isn’t sure what to make of her so he is keeping a close eye on her. You know I still haven’t won a match.
Aiden: You will, I’m sure of it.
HH: Eh. I’m not so sure, I’ve been a wrestler for a couple months now, I even had a shot at the World title and yet nothing. Heck they haven’t really booked me all that often either, probably because I am such a loser.
Aiden: Nah, you’re a fine wrestler everyone has to start somewhere and I’m sure not even Rod Lightning won all his matches when he started out. It just takes some time, each week you improve. And you didn’t really lose that tag team match, War Wolf did.
HH: Good point!
Fuchsia: Yoo shoodz reelee pay moar attenshun ta meh adn nawt dat durtee guy.
HH: Oh hey Fuchsia. This is Aiden, he’s my friend.
Fuchsia: Well tell him ta gowai. I needz ta talk ta yoo.
HH: Oh..ok. Uh Aiden Fuchsia need to talk to me about something and she’d like it to be a private conversation, do you mind?
Aiden: UH no, I don’t mind. Where is she?
HH: Over there, can’t you see her? She is sitting right there on the cooler.
There is a red and white cooler to the right of the tent’s opening there is nothing on top of it or besides. Aiden shrugs his shoulders and leaves the tent.
HH: Why is it people act as though they can’t see you? You are real right?
Fuchsia: uv cors I iz reel iz tawkin ta urn't I? I haz noes idea y dowz stoopid hyoomanz act lieks dey noes kan seez meh.
HH: I really need to get myself mentally prepared for this upcoming match.
Fuchsia: Teh street fyet? ur frum teh streetz eet will b a peec uv caek. jus uz efrytin around yoo ta yur advantaeg. ur smart hyooman, Yoo'll figuer eet owt. kan yoo getz meh sum cat nip? Iz awl owt.
HH: Cat nip? Uh sure. I’ll be back in a little while.
((FYI: Only Harriett can hear and see the cat))
Aiden: Hey Harriett, what’s up?
HH: Ugh, nothing. Just have a headache.
Aiden: I have some aspirin around here somewhere, let me get you a couple.
HH: Thanks.
Aiden: Its good to have you home. I heard you did some time in a Psyche ward?
HH: Yeah. They want to dope me up but since I’m homeless, don’t have a good job, how am I suppose to pay for this medication? Its not like wrestlers get some great insurance benefits and even then you need an address.
Aiden: So like what happened to get you put in there? You got nuttier than usual, uh no offense.
HH: None taken, I know people find me strange I talk to a rock. Remember when I had to go to Mexico? Well I hate flying and was refusing so Icky and War Wolf decided to drug me to get me on the plane.
Aiden: Harsh…
HH: Yeah, but I did get safely to Mexico only when I woke up there was this pink cat sitting there. Right on the seat in front of me.
Aiden: A pink cat?
HH: Yeah, crazy I know, but it was there and it was talking to me. Only I was the only one who would admit to seeing it. I know Icky and everyone could see it but they wouldn’t admit it. I mean it a big PINK cat and it was talking. How can you miss it? If I was having hallucinations don’t you think it would have been at the hospital? But it wasn’t! So of course its real. It did wait for me though as soon as I got home Fuchsia was here.
Aiden: Fuchsia?
HH: Yeah, that’s her name. Well she actually said “ Oh hai! mai name iz Fuchsia” the first time I talked to her.
Aiden: Really? Well at least had enough manners to introduce herself?
HH: Exactly! Rocky isn’t sure what to make of her so he is keeping a close eye on her. You know I still haven’t won a match.
Aiden: You will, I’m sure of it.
HH: Eh. I’m not so sure, I’ve been a wrestler for a couple months now, I even had a shot at the World title and yet nothing. Heck they haven’t really booked me all that often either, probably because I am such a loser.
Aiden: Nah, you’re a fine wrestler everyone has to start somewhere and I’m sure not even Rod Lightning won all his matches when he started out. It just takes some time, each week you improve. And you didn’t really lose that tag team match, War Wolf did.
HH: Good point!
Fuchsia: Yoo shoodz reelee pay moar attenshun ta meh adn nawt dat durtee guy.
HH: Oh hey Fuchsia. This is Aiden, he’s my friend.
Fuchsia: Well tell him ta gowai. I needz ta talk ta yoo.
HH: Oh..ok. Uh Aiden Fuchsia need to talk to me about something and she’d like it to be a private conversation, do you mind?
Aiden: UH no, I don’t mind. Where is she?
HH: Over there, can’t you see her? She is sitting right there on the cooler.
There is a red and white cooler to the right of the tent’s opening there is nothing on top of it or besides. Aiden shrugs his shoulders and leaves the tent.
HH: Why is it people act as though they can’t see you? You are real right?
Fuchsia: uv cors I iz reel iz tawkin ta urn't I? I haz noes idea y dowz stoopid hyoomanz act lieks dey noes kan seez meh.
HH: I really need to get myself mentally prepared for this upcoming match.
Fuchsia: Teh street fyet? ur frum teh streetz eet will b a peec uv caek. jus uz efrytin around yoo ta yur advantaeg. ur smart hyooman, Yoo'll figuer eet owt. kan yoo getz meh sum cat nip? Iz awl owt.
HH: Cat nip? Uh sure. I’ll be back in a little while.
((FYI: Only Harriett can hear and see the cat))
(shown during week two)