Post by The British Hero!!! on Jan 3, 2010 19:43:19 GMT -5
Mason and Muhamad Faisal are in Mason's office. They are with Dave.
Mason: Okay.. Dave. You know stuff about cameras so you're going too direct this charity song we're performing in... 22 seconds.
Dave: What? I just walked in a few seconds ago and you just said that. I mean i've got no equipment or...
Mason: 15 seconds.
Dave: I've never even met you. Oh come on..
Mason: 10 seconds.
M.F leads Dave to a bunch of cameras and some weird looking camera nerds.
M.F: Now, just direct.
Dave: You can't be..
Mason: 3... 2...
Mason and M.F get in position. One of the camera nerds starts rolling. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen starts playing.
Mason: Is this the real life?
M.F: Is this just fantasy?
Mason: Caught in a landslide.
M.F: No escape from reality.
Mason: Open your eyes.
Both: Look to the sky and see...
Mason: I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Because i'm easy come, easy go...
M.F: *background music stops* Like Sara Sanderson.
Mason No jokes please. *music starts again* A little high, little low.
M.F: Anyway the wind blows...
Mason: Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
M.F: Mama just killed a man.
Mason: Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
M.F: Mama, life has just begun.
Mason: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. MAMA, ooh
M.F: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Mason: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
M.F: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Mason: Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine.
M.F: Body's aching all the time. *music stops* After banging Sara..
Maon: Damnit Muhamad.
M.F: Oh, right. *music comes back on* Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mason: Mama, oooooooh!
M.F: Anyway the wind blows
Mason: I don't want to die. Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
Another camera nerd plays an ownage guitar solo.
Mason: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
M.F: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Mason: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
M.F: Galileo Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Mason: Magnifico-o-o-o-o! I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
M.F: He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Mason: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
M.F: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Camera nerds: Let him go!
Other camera nerds: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Camera nerds 1: Let him go!
Camera nerds 2: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Camera nerds 1: Let him go!
Camera nerds 2: We will not let you go.
Camera nerds 3: Never, never, never, never!
Mason: Let me go, o, o, o, o
M.F: No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Camera nerds 1:Oh mama mia, mama mia. Mama Mia, let me go.
Mason: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me.
Everyone: For meeeeeeeeeeee!
The music becomes more rock orientated.
Mason: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
M.F: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby. Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Camera nerd plays Guitar Solo again.
Camera nerds 2: Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah.
Mason:Nothing really matters.
M.F: Anyone can see. Nothing really matters.....
Mason: Nothing really matters to me.....
Fireworks go off in the office and playboy bunnies run by the camera in the greatest song video ending ever. The music then ends and the playboy bunnies, camera nerds and their equipment disapear almost instantly. Dave, just stands their, speechless.
Dave: That was.. AMAZING!
Mason: Thanks. First time too.
M.F: Anything can be done with $10 million dollars and this M*therF*cker *points to Mason* right here.
Dave: So. What charity is the money off this going to?
Mason: Its the most neediest thing in the world. Scienceology!
Mason and M.F walk off chatting Leaving Dave with a cheesed off expression on his face. The scene ends.
Mason: Okay.. Dave. You know stuff about cameras so you're going too direct this charity song we're performing in... 22 seconds.
Dave: What? I just walked in a few seconds ago and you just said that. I mean i've got no equipment or...
Mason: 15 seconds.
Dave: I've never even met you. Oh come on..
Mason: 10 seconds.
M.F leads Dave to a bunch of cameras and some weird looking camera nerds.
M.F: Now, just direct.
Dave: You can't be..
Mason: 3... 2...
Mason and M.F get in position. One of the camera nerds starts rolling. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen starts playing.
Mason: Is this the real life?
M.F: Is this just fantasy?
Mason: Caught in a landslide.
M.F: No escape from reality.
Mason: Open your eyes.
Both: Look to the sky and see...
Mason: I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Because i'm easy come, easy go...
M.F: *background music stops* Like Sara Sanderson.
Mason No jokes please. *music starts again* A little high, little low.
M.F: Anyway the wind blows...
Mason: Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
M.F: Mama just killed a man.
Mason: Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
M.F: Mama, life has just begun.
Mason: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. MAMA, ooh
M.F: Didn't mean to make you cry.
Mason: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
M.F: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Mason: Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine.
M.F: Body's aching all the time. *music stops* After banging Sara..
Maon: Damnit Muhamad.
M.F: Oh, right. *music comes back on* Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mason: Mama, oooooooh!
M.F: Anyway the wind blows
Mason: I don't want to die. Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!
Another camera nerd plays an ownage guitar solo.
Mason: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
M.F: Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango.
Mason: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
M.F: Galileo Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Mason: Magnifico-o-o-o-o! I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
M.F: He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Mason: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
M.F: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
Camera nerds: Let him go!
Other camera nerds: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Camera nerds 1: Let him go!
Camera nerds 2: Bismillah! We will not let you go.
Camera nerds 1: Let him go!
Camera nerds 2: We will not let you go.
Camera nerds 3: Never, never, never, never!
Mason: Let me go, o, o, o, o
M.F: No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Camera nerds 1:Oh mama mia, mama mia. Mama Mia, let me go.
Mason: Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me.
Everyone: For meeeeeeeeeeee!
The music becomes more rock orientated.
Mason: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
M.F: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby. Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Camera nerd plays Guitar Solo again.
Camera nerds 2: Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah.
Mason:Nothing really matters.
M.F: Anyone can see. Nothing really matters.....
Mason: Nothing really matters to me.....
Fireworks go off in the office and playboy bunnies run by the camera in the greatest song video ending ever. The music then ends and the playboy bunnies, camera nerds and their equipment disapear almost instantly. Dave, just stands their, speechless.
Dave: That was.. AMAZING!
Mason: Thanks. First time too.
M.F: Anything can be done with $10 million dollars and this M*therF*cker *points to Mason* right here.
Dave: So. What charity is the money off this going to?
Mason: Its the most neediest thing in the world. Scienceology!
Mason and M.F walk off chatting Leaving Dave with a cheesed off expression on his face. The scene ends.
