Post by custardcreamer on Jan 7, 2010 12:43:38 GMT -5
*camera switches to Custard Creamer in a white apron and white hat siting inside the Custard Cream van*
Custard Creamer: Hello everybody. oh and a very special hello to everyone who came to the van earlier. I love your mon..... smiles when you came to the van.
*Custard Creamer waits for applause*
Custard Creamer: Dave that is a problem..remember to fix that.
*a thumbs up sign appears in front of the camera then moves away*
Custard Creamer: Anyway back to buissness last monday...oh a customer.
*Rashard Romeo walks up to the van with carla*
Rashard: One custard special and....
Carla: a slice of custard cream cake
Custard Creamer: i kind of busy
Rashard: just serve us
Custard Creamer: one minute
*Custard Creamer reaches for a shelf above the counter then reveals a small cactus and hit Rashard over the head with it. Custard Creamer then looks at Carla then puts the cactus down*
Custard Creamer: Be right back...
*Custard Creamer looks back over to camera*
Custard Creamer: last monday i faced Ian Van Kollof. The LoW member was right where i wanted him then the match was ended as a draw? How can you draw a last man standing match? The point is Ian me and you have unfinished buissness and that is why i want a rematch. Do not run Ian and do no hide behind the other members. Next time we meet i hope it is in the ring.
Alli good luck this week in earning your place in the second half f the battle royal. Everyone knew WPA would dominate. Now the time has come...
Oh and i almost forgot about my opponent this thursday. The legend that is bloodbath. But lets face it, you are past you prime and are no match for me. So if you want to back out go ahead. Knowone needs to be embarrased this thursday.
*Custard Creamer turns to face Carla*
Custard Creamer: Right here is you cake
*Custard Creamer picks up a cake and cuts a slice of then hands it to carla*
Carla: Thank you that is all i wanted
Custard Creamer: no problem and here is Rashard custard special
*Custard Creamer picks up a bowl, filled with broken biscuit and custard cream, and throws it at carla covering her in custard cream*
Carla:aaaaaaaaaaaah
*Custard Creamer pulls down shutter then looks at camera*
Custard Creamer: See you soon Ian.
*camera fades*
Custard Creamer: Hello everybody. oh and a very special hello to everyone who came to the van earlier. I love your mon..... smiles when you came to the van.
*Custard Creamer waits for applause*
Custard Creamer: Dave that is a problem..remember to fix that.
*a thumbs up sign appears in front of the camera then moves away*
Custard Creamer: Anyway back to buissness last monday...oh a customer.
*Rashard Romeo walks up to the van with carla*
Rashard: One custard special and....
Carla: a slice of custard cream cake
Custard Creamer: i kind of busy
Rashard: just serve us
Custard Creamer: one minute
*Custard Creamer reaches for a shelf above the counter then reveals a small cactus and hit Rashard over the head with it. Custard Creamer then looks at Carla then puts the cactus down*
Custard Creamer: Be right back...
*Custard Creamer looks back over to camera*
Custard Creamer: last monday i faced Ian Van Kollof. The LoW member was right where i wanted him then the match was ended as a draw? How can you draw a last man standing match? The point is Ian me and you have unfinished buissness and that is why i want a rematch. Do not run Ian and do no hide behind the other members. Next time we meet i hope it is in the ring.
Alli good luck this week in earning your place in the second half f the battle royal. Everyone knew WPA would dominate. Now the time has come...
Oh and i almost forgot about my opponent this thursday. The legend that is bloodbath. But lets face it, you are past you prime and are no match for me. So if you want to back out go ahead. Knowone needs to be embarrased this thursday.
*Custard Creamer turns to face Carla*
Custard Creamer: Right here is you cake
*Custard Creamer picks up a cake and cuts a slice of then hands it to carla*
Carla: Thank you that is all i wanted
Custard Creamer: no problem and here is Rashard custard special
*Custard Creamer picks up a bowl, filled with broken biscuit and custard cream, and throws it at carla covering her in custard cream*
Carla:aaaaaaaaaaaah
*Custard Creamer pulls down shutter then looks at camera*
Custard Creamer: See you soon Ian.
*camera fades*