Post by custardcreamer on Jan 3, 2010 11:50:12 GMT -5
*camera changes to the Custard Cream van with Custard Creamer standing inside*
Custard Creamer: Hello MWA fans. As you can probably guess from the van i do not have a match tonight. Tonight has not been a very succesful night i will admit. For starters my van is parked inside the wrestlers car park. Next time maybe in order to sell my goods i should park with the customers but no matter....
*Custard Creamer pulls out a cash register and opens it showing lots of $20 dollar notes*
Since no one in the arena will buy my biscuits i changed tactics and began selling....
*Custard Ceamer leans over then shows a poster of Alli with WPA coulours in the background*
I know these posters are coming out on MWA.com for fans puchase but it amazed me how quickly i they sold. Everyone wanted one like HBK, Sara, Tech, Mason, Ro......
*LoW members Lone Wolf and Ian (Russian Wolf) run towards the van*
Custard Creamer: can i help you?
*Lone Wolf and Ian smile then grab Custard Creamer by the throat*
Custard Creamer: i guess a pack of biscuits is a no then...
*Cutard Creamer grabs a small cactus in a pot from the shelf above him and hits Lone Wolf and Ian over the head with it, then starts up the van*
Dave: wait!
*Dave puts the camera on its stand and climbs in and moments later the Custard Cream van drives off and smashes through the metal fencing surronding the car park.*
*camera fades*
Custard Creamer: Hello MWA fans. As you can probably guess from the van i do not have a match tonight. Tonight has not been a very succesful night i will admit. For starters my van is parked inside the wrestlers car park. Next time maybe in order to sell my goods i should park with the customers but no matter....
*Custard Creamer pulls out a cash register and opens it showing lots of $20 dollar notes*
Since no one in the arena will buy my biscuits i changed tactics and began selling....
*Custard Ceamer leans over then shows a poster of Alli with WPA coulours in the background*
I know these posters are coming out on MWA.com for fans puchase but it amazed me how quickly i they sold. Everyone wanted one like HBK, Sara, Tech, Mason, Ro......
*LoW members Lone Wolf and Ian (Russian Wolf) run towards the van*
Custard Creamer: can i help you?
*Lone Wolf and Ian smile then grab Custard Creamer by the throat*
Custard Creamer: i guess a pack of biscuits is a no then...
*Cutard Creamer grabs a small cactus in a pot from the shelf above him and hits Lone Wolf and Ian over the head with it, then starts up the van*
Dave: wait!
*Dave puts the camera on its stand and climbs in and moments later the Custard Cream van drives off and smashes through the metal fencing surronding the car park.*
*camera fades*
