Post by steele on Dec 31, 2009 21:09:34 GMT -5
These are for before each match.
(Scene cuts to a luxery box over looking the Ringside where Tommy Bones, Sebastian St. Claire and Macho Steele moments before the opening match of the Monday Night Card. All three are dressed up in newly tailor fine Italian Suits and are sitting leather chairs around a plush oak table looking down at ringside. Each of them has a gourgous Italian lady rubbing their shoulders and in the background you see the suite is filled with another dozen lovely ladies who are drinking wine and hanging out. )
Bones: So tonight we begin our search for the next aquisition to Underground Promotions. Its going to be hard work tonight but I think we are up for the challenge. Whose first on the card tonight C-Bass?
SSC: (looks over the program) Mortica and Loli vs Blake Parrish and Silent Wolf.
Macho: have you heard of any of these b rate wanna-bees?
SSC: Well Mortica looks pretty good for a women who must be in her 70s by now.
Bones: I agree. She is a six pack at worse.
Macho: My hair dresser's name is Loli, and let me tell you.... She can do some wrestling on the king size bed. She has some moves.
(The three clink their wine glasses to that with a laugh.)
Bones: Blake Parrish??
Macho: I got nothing.....
SSC: Silent Wolf?
Bones: Is that the tag partner of Wild wolf?
Macho: No I think he runs with Wolf Wolfy Wolf.....
SSC: Dude if the human society got in here they would bust us for Dog Fighting like Michial Vick with all the damn wolves in here.
Macho: I don't think any of these clowns make the cut.
Bones: Agreed.
(Scene cuts out for the match. )
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(Scene cuts back to the luxery box suite before the next match. SSC, Macho and Bones are still sitting at their table and a few different women have rotated in and are rubbing their backs. SSC has his feet up on the desk which reveals that he is sporting his orange beach trunks with his tailor made suit coat. )
SSC: Next up we got Roland Caldwell & Captain Canada vs Jackshoku & Tifa Lockheart.
Bones: Who? Are we in the worng arena or something? I can't believe that people would pay money to watch these thuds.
Macho: Never under estimate the stupidity of people... That Tifa looks like she would have some ability.
SSC: You give that OOGLY a paper back for her and for me just in case the one off her comes off and we could have a good night. With the help of Captain Morgan.
Macho: I mean Seriously. Captain Canada?
Is he a hockey player and a mounty.
SSC: rumor is that he got that gimmick out of a box of ceral... I knew the prizes in ceral had gotten bad, but I didn't know they were THAT bad.
Bones: I think we can all agree that none of these busters are qualified to wash our shoes.
(Scene closes with them all clinking their wine glasses in agreement. )
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(Scene cuts to the Luxery box and the three have downed another bottle of wine and are looking a little tipsy. SSC has taken off his suit coat and dress shirt and has his blue "Speedios are the downfall of society"" t-shirt and his orange beach shorts. Three different ladies are on shoulder rubbing duty.)
SSC: Lone Wolf & XLR8 vs I.T. McGuillicutty & Pokemon Trainer are up next?
Macho: Pokemon trainer??? sounds like the name of a porno producer.
Bones: Another wolf too.... Bob Barker was right. Get your pet spade or nuderd.
Macho: I think I beat up that I.T. guy but who knows.
Bones: And Who cares... More bums. We need more wine if I am going to endure this..
SSC: Yo Vinny, bring us another bottle...
(The waiter appears on the screen and it is none other then LilDrew. He is wearing a boatman outfit that you would see in venice and has the cheesiest mustache taped on his face. He is a bottle of wine on a white towel that he shows to the three before cracking it open. LilDrew has the sad look on his face of somebody who has been teased for the past few weeks. )
Bones: We should have had LilDrew have a match. Dress him up like Rocky and have him fight some big Italian dude... Ya know. like a five footer... Come on LilDrew.. say "Andrian... I did it".....
(LilDrew stands there silently with a look of disgust on his face at the embarassement that he has endured. SSC leans over and cuffs him on the back of the head. )
LilDrew: (monotone voice: Yo adrian..... I did it.)
(Scene cuts with the three in a drunken laughter at the expense of LilDrew)
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(Scene cuts back to the Luxery box and yet another bottle of wine has been downed. Macho, Bones and SSC look pretty trashed now. In the background the dozen beautiful women are all in a semi circle being entertained by LilDrew who is doing some Break Dancing for them.. )
SSC: This is like a North American title Match with Scott Smith and Vicenzzo.
Bones: I didn't even know there was a North American Title.
Macho: I want some tacos.....
SSC: I have atleast seen these two in action before. They both got some ability in the ring but they don't have star power.
Bones: Yeah I think they are at their ceiling already, wrestling for a title that nobody is heard of...
Macho: a nice Chimichanga...
(scene cuts out.)
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(Scene cuts back to the luxery box. Bones, Macho and SSC are all trashed stupid drunk after another bottle of wine has met its maker. )
SSC: Hey, I know one of these guys. Creamer vs Ian Von Kollof
Bones: I am bored of watching Furious Steele wipe the mat wtih Ian. If he can't hang in the Empire, why would we want him.
Macho: Ian could get on a hot streak here. First he beats creamer... then he takes down Salt.. Before you know it Pepper and Mustard will fall to him. The guy will be the champion of condements.
Bones: (waves his arms to get the attention of the others) I got a serious question... Raise your hand if you have slept with Sarah Sanderson.
(All three men slowly raise their hands in embarrassment. )
Macho: I was bored.
SSC: God, I hope I was first.
Bones: I have no good excuse... She was just there....
(Slowly a fourth hand raises from under the table. the three lean back to take it in... LilDrew's head pops over the table with his hand raised. )
LilDrew: she felt bad for me.
SSC: O god. I hope I was first..
(Scene cuts out.)
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(Scene cuts back to the Luxery Box right before the main event. LilDrew is swigging down a bottle of wine and looks like he could not stand if he had too. the other three appear to have sobered up some. )
SSC: War Wolf vs HBK. For your Hardcore title Macho...... I can't believe HBK got a title shot....
Bones: Well HHH has a lot of stroke backstage and clearly Wolf a Wolf wolf is ducking you.
Macho: I think we should go introduce ourselves to him.
(the scene cuts with SSC, Macho and Bones leaving the luxery box. LilDrew gets up to follow them and takes two steps forward and does the Ric Flair flop right onto his face. )
(Scene cuts to a luxery box over looking the Ringside where Tommy Bones, Sebastian St. Claire and Macho Steele moments before the opening match of the Monday Night Card. All three are dressed up in newly tailor fine Italian Suits and are sitting leather chairs around a plush oak table looking down at ringside. Each of them has a gourgous Italian lady rubbing their shoulders and in the background you see the suite is filled with another dozen lovely ladies who are drinking wine and hanging out. )
Bones: So tonight we begin our search for the next aquisition to Underground Promotions. Its going to be hard work tonight but I think we are up for the challenge. Whose first on the card tonight C-Bass?
SSC: (looks over the program) Mortica and Loli vs Blake Parrish and Silent Wolf.
Macho: have you heard of any of these b rate wanna-bees?
SSC: Well Mortica looks pretty good for a women who must be in her 70s by now.
Bones: I agree. She is a six pack at worse.
Macho: My hair dresser's name is Loli, and let me tell you.... She can do some wrestling on the king size bed. She has some moves.
(The three clink their wine glasses to that with a laugh.)
Bones: Blake Parrish??
Macho: I got nothing.....
SSC: Silent Wolf?
Bones: Is that the tag partner of Wild wolf?
Macho: No I think he runs with Wolf Wolfy Wolf.....
SSC: Dude if the human society got in here they would bust us for Dog Fighting like Michial Vick with all the damn wolves in here.
Macho: I don't think any of these clowns make the cut.
Bones: Agreed.
(Scene cuts out for the match. )
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(Scene cuts back to the luxery box suite before the next match. SSC, Macho and Bones are still sitting at their table and a few different women have rotated in and are rubbing their backs. SSC has his feet up on the desk which reveals that he is sporting his orange beach trunks with his tailor made suit coat. )
SSC: Next up we got Roland Caldwell & Captain Canada vs Jackshoku & Tifa Lockheart.
Bones: Who? Are we in the worng arena or something? I can't believe that people would pay money to watch these thuds.
Macho: Never under estimate the stupidity of people... That Tifa looks like she would have some ability.
SSC: You give that OOGLY a paper back for her and for me just in case the one off her comes off and we could have a good night. With the help of Captain Morgan.
Macho: I mean Seriously. Captain Canada?
Is he a hockey player and a mounty. SSC: rumor is that he got that gimmick out of a box of ceral... I knew the prizes in ceral had gotten bad, but I didn't know they were THAT bad.
Bones: I think we can all agree that none of these busters are qualified to wash our shoes.
(Scene closes with them all clinking their wine glasses in agreement. )
-------------------------------------------------------------
(Scene cuts to the Luxery box and the three have downed another bottle of wine and are looking a little tipsy. SSC has taken off his suit coat and dress shirt and has his blue "Speedios are the downfall of society"" t-shirt and his orange beach shorts. Three different ladies are on shoulder rubbing duty.)
SSC: Lone Wolf & XLR8 vs I.T. McGuillicutty & Pokemon Trainer are up next?
Macho: Pokemon trainer??? sounds like the name of a porno producer.
Bones: Another wolf too.... Bob Barker was right. Get your pet spade or nuderd.
Macho: I think I beat up that I.T. guy but who knows.
Bones: And Who cares... More bums. We need more wine if I am going to endure this..
SSC: Yo Vinny, bring us another bottle...
(The waiter appears on the screen and it is none other then LilDrew. He is wearing a boatman outfit that you would see in venice and has the cheesiest mustache taped on his face. He is a bottle of wine on a white towel that he shows to the three before cracking it open. LilDrew has the sad look on his face of somebody who has been teased for the past few weeks. )
Bones: We should have had LilDrew have a match. Dress him up like Rocky and have him fight some big Italian dude... Ya know. like a five footer... Come on LilDrew.. say "Andrian... I did it".....
(LilDrew stands there silently with a look of disgust on his face at the embarassement that he has endured. SSC leans over and cuffs him on the back of the head. )
LilDrew: (monotone voice: Yo adrian..... I did it.)
(Scene cuts with the three in a drunken laughter at the expense of LilDrew)
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(Scene cuts back to the Luxery box and yet another bottle of wine has been downed. Macho, Bones and SSC look pretty trashed now. In the background the dozen beautiful women are all in a semi circle being entertained by LilDrew who is doing some Break Dancing for them.. )
SSC: This is like a North American title Match with Scott Smith and Vicenzzo.
Bones: I didn't even know there was a North American Title.
Macho: I want some tacos.....
SSC: I have atleast seen these two in action before. They both got some ability in the ring but they don't have star power.
Bones: Yeah I think they are at their ceiling already, wrestling for a title that nobody is heard of...
Macho: a nice Chimichanga...
(scene cuts out.)
-----------------------------------------------------
(Scene cuts back to the luxery box. Bones, Macho and SSC are all trashed stupid drunk after another bottle of wine has met its maker. )
SSC: Hey, I know one of these guys. Creamer vs Ian Von Kollof
Bones: I am bored of watching Furious Steele wipe the mat wtih Ian. If he can't hang in the Empire, why would we want him.
Macho: Ian could get on a hot streak here. First he beats creamer... then he takes down Salt.. Before you know it Pepper and Mustard will fall to him. The guy will be the champion of condements.
Bones: (waves his arms to get the attention of the others) I got a serious question... Raise your hand if you have slept with Sarah Sanderson.
(All three men slowly raise their hands in embarrassment. )
Macho: I was bored.
SSC: God, I hope I was first.
Bones: I have no good excuse... She was just there....
(Slowly a fourth hand raises from under the table. the three lean back to take it in... LilDrew's head pops over the table with his hand raised. )
LilDrew: she felt bad for me.
SSC: O god. I hope I was first..
(Scene cuts out.)
-----------------------------------------------------
(Scene cuts back to the Luxery Box right before the main event. LilDrew is swigging down a bottle of wine and looks like he could not stand if he had too. the other three appear to have sobered up some. )
SSC: War Wolf vs HBK. For your Hardcore title Macho...... I can't believe HBK got a title shot....
Bones: Well HHH has a lot of stroke backstage and clearly Wolf a Wolf wolf is ducking you.
Macho: I think we should go introduce ourselves to him.
(the scene cuts with SSC, Macho and Bones leaving the luxery box. LilDrew gets up to follow them and takes two steps forward and does the Ric Flair flop right onto his face. )
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