Post by steele on Oct 23, 2009 15:43:37 GMT -5
(Scene opens in the business office of “All Natural” Tommy Bones.His office is very plush with leather seats and a large marble powerdesk that Tommy is sitting at with Sebastian St. Claire. Tommy iswearing a causal grey suit with a blood red dress shirt and his longblonde hair is out of its ponytail and free flowing. Sebastian St.Claire is in his trademark orange beach trunks and has a green “Ian ain’t got a stable” t-shirt on. His head is clean shaved and hiseyes have the twinkle of chaos in them. They are both leaning back in their respective chairs going through a huge stack of files together. )
Bones: What is this crap?
(SSC rolls his eyes)
SSC: These are the most creative, original, eye catching talent that I could find.
(Bones opens the top file and starts browsing it)
Bones: The Honkytuck man?
SSC: Yeah his gimmick is great, He is a white supremest who is also a plastic surgeon.
Bones: brilliant. (Sighs)
(Bones throw the file behind his back onto the floor and grabs the next file.)
Bones: (eyes perk up) Next we have HBK. Shawn Michials?
SSC: uh not so much... More like Horribly blatant Kopycat.
Bones: Isn’t that with a C?
SSC: You can’t expect somebody with this level of creativity to worry about spelling can you?
Bones: So this guy is the "show stopper"?
SSC: Yep, when he is on the show, people stop watching. I think his partners are going to be around too.
Bones: Hunter Henry Hemmington or known as three HHH with his finisher "The expensive hair cut"?
SSC: It gets even better.
Bones: great. (puts hands over eyes and looks like he is ready to cry)
SSC: Xpac and a pound with his famous taco johns outfit and China37 also are coming in to form DX. THATSS RIGHT. Duplicated Exactly
Bones: Next.
(Bones grabs throws the file behind him and grabs the next file.)
Bones: KingKorn's buddy...... What the he......
SSC: It is brillant, he is the friend of Kingkorn.
Bones: uh who?
SSC: KingKorn from the greatest wrestling game ever made. Pro wrestling on the old Nintendo. Classic Gimmick.
(File flies behind Bones and he grabs the next oen)
Bones: Road Workers......
SSC: Yep, Hawky and Animal Crackers. They clean highways by day and wrestle by night. Their catch phrase is "WHAAAATTTTT A MESSSSSSS!!!" I see the big time for them.
(Next file)
Bones: HACK Hogan......
SSC: computer hacker who also is an american hero. Good stuff. Big Leg drop. Really impressivve finisher..
(Bones ripes the file in half before throwing it)
Bones: Suicide.....
SSC: yeah, I saw his first interview, made me want to commit suicide just watching it.
Bones: Only way he is going to get out of his lawsuit for plagerism is by completing suicide.
(Throw file behind him into the growing pile.)
Bones: Stoned Old Steven Austin... Come on really?
SSC (eyes perk up in excitement) Hippie from the 60s who is making his run at a world title at 73. Who wouldn't cheer for him?
(Bones bangs his head onto his desk and lets the fill drop onto the ground and grabs the next one off the pile and looks at it with his head still on the desk.)
Bones: Greg "The Hammered" Valentine. Let me guess, a drunk?
SSC: You got it. That guy can drink like a fish.
(The scene fades with quick clips of Bones saying names as they go through the pile. Stung, Goldbird, The Nation of Violins, Kurt Angler, Ryan Ortan, Bret "ThePitman" Art and on and on... feel free to add any you can think of. )
Bones: What is this crap?
(SSC rolls his eyes)
SSC: These are the most creative, original, eye catching talent that I could find.
(Bones opens the top file and starts browsing it)
Bones: The Honkytuck man?
SSC: Yeah his gimmick is great, He is a white supremest who is also a plastic surgeon.
Bones: brilliant. (Sighs)
(Bones throw the file behind his back onto the floor and grabs the next file.)
Bones: (eyes perk up) Next we have HBK. Shawn Michials?
SSC: uh not so much... More like Horribly blatant Kopycat.
Bones: Isn’t that with a C?
SSC: You can’t expect somebody with this level of creativity to worry about spelling can you?
Bones: So this guy is the "show stopper"?
SSC: Yep, when he is on the show, people stop watching. I think his partners are going to be around too.
Bones: Hunter Henry Hemmington or known as three HHH with his finisher "The expensive hair cut"?
SSC: It gets even better.
Bones: great. (puts hands over eyes and looks like he is ready to cry)
SSC: Xpac and a pound with his famous taco johns outfit and China37 also are coming in to form DX. THATSS RIGHT. Duplicated Exactly
Bones: Next.
(Bones grabs throws the file behind him and grabs the next file.)
Bones: KingKorn's buddy...... What the he......
SSC: It is brillant, he is the friend of Kingkorn.
Bones: uh who?
SSC: KingKorn from the greatest wrestling game ever made. Pro wrestling on the old Nintendo. Classic Gimmick.
(File flies behind Bones and he grabs the next oen)
Bones: Road Workers......
SSC: Yep, Hawky and Animal Crackers. They clean highways by day and wrestle by night. Their catch phrase is "WHAAAATTTTT A MESSSSSSS!!!" I see the big time for them.
(Next file)
Bones: HACK Hogan......
SSC: computer hacker who also is an american hero. Good stuff. Big Leg drop. Really impressivve finisher..
(Bones ripes the file in half before throwing it)
Bones: Suicide.....
SSC: yeah, I saw his first interview, made me want to commit suicide just watching it.
Bones: Only way he is going to get out of his lawsuit for plagerism is by completing suicide.
(Throw file behind him into the growing pile.)
Bones: Stoned Old Steven Austin... Come on really?
SSC (eyes perk up in excitement) Hippie from the 60s who is making his run at a world title at 73. Who wouldn't cheer for him?
(Bones bangs his head onto his desk and lets the fill drop onto the ground and grabs the next one off the pile and looks at it with his head still on the desk.)
Bones: Greg "The Hammered" Valentine. Let me guess, a drunk?
SSC: You got it. That guy can drink like a fish.
(The scene fades with quick clips of Bones saying names as they go through the pile. Stung, Goldbird, The Nation of Violins, Kurt Angler, Ryan Ortan, Bret "ThePitman" Art and on and on... feel free to add any you can think of. )
