Post by Rod Lightning on Dec 12, 2009 6:22:29 GMT -5
Loud rumbling noises are heard and a man wearing jeans and a hoodie is seen standing on a large building. His face is hidden under the hoodie. The lights are out, people are inside looking shelter for the upcoming storm. Yet one man seems to get pleasure at risking his life, confronting the Lightning. Sara Sanderson and a small camera crew are running against the wind towards the man who most likely is known as Rod Lightning.
Sara: Rod. Rod! Can i ask you a few questions?
Rod just keeps staring, looking at the clouds.
Sara looks at the camera man and shrugs.
Sara: Uhm, okay. We're one week away from the new season, seems like you recovered well from your injuries at revolution. Is there anything you want to say about that?
Rod keeps his silence.
Sara:...Erm...we don't have much time Rod, the weather is really bad and...
Sara walks towards Rod and the camera gets closer too.
Sara: Do you have any comments about Lex Largon winning the MWA world championship? About Lex winning the second X-treme warfare? Nothing to say about Mr. Riddle becoming the new 50% owner...Really?? No word about the extreme regime splitting up and not even a WORD about BloodBath leaving MWA?
Thunder bolts are seen flashing down as the weather gets really bad...Rod doesn't move an inch and isn't saying a word.
Sara: Oh common, this is just silly.
Sara walks over to Rod and grabs him by the shoulder and tries to turn him around. Rod falls flat on his back and his whole body splits open and a blood-like substance is seen flowing out of his weird shaped head as a fierce lightning bolt strucks at a nearby tree with a loud BANG.
Sara: AAAARGGH !!!
Sara and the camera crew run away and step into the elevator.
Sara: *pants* What..what have i done? Rod's head just...
Camera man: You did nothing wrong Sara, you had every right to defend yourself against that perverted man who tried to assault you! I have it on tape, you could clearly see how he tried to yank of your blouse! And why is the elevator not working?
Sara: Ugh, I'm trembling. I'm scared...i...i killed him, i just KILLED him.
Sara starts to cry as a loud scream is heard.
??: WHAT THE f**k JUST HAPPENED TO MY ROD DOLL !!!!!!!!!!!
Sara and the camera crew go silent and are clearly scared...
??: FOR f**k SAKE, HE WAS JUST STANDING HERE !!!
Footsteps are heard and Sara and her camera crew are desperately trying to get the elevator to work again. The footsteps are coming closer and closer, rumbling noises are heard and Sara starts freaking out.
A dark figure is standing in front of Sara and the camera crew, a lightning bolt flashed downwards and the dark figure appears to be a battered, bleeding, scruffy clothes wearing Rod lightning
Sara and camera crew: AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH !!!!!
Rod: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!!
The camera man smacks his camera into Rod's face and Rod falls backwards. He pushed on the right button and the elevator starts working.
Sara: Get me outta here!!!
The scene end with Rod Lightning passed out lying in the rain...
--- LATER THAT DAY ---
A MWA camera man enters a room in a hotel. Rod Lightning is seen lying on his bed, passed out with 2 six packs next to his bed.
Camera guy: Come on Sara, i promise he forgot all about it.
Sara: I don't know...Do you really think he forgot about it?
Camera man: Sure, i mean he has all those beers lying next to him. he's bound to forget our...erm, incident. And hell, even if he were to remember it we can explain that it was an unfortunate coincidence, i mean. Every normal person would kill an others man doll and then smack the real guy in the head with a camera.
Sara:...You have issues.
Suddenly out of nowhere Rod sits up and starts screaming.
Rod: AAAAAAAAAARGHH !!!!!
The camera man smacks Rod with his camera. Rod falls backwards, passed out.
Sara: Oh for crying out loud, why the HELL did you do that Josh !!?
Josh (Camera man): Dude! He just started to scream in my face while holding a knife, he was ready to attack me!
Sara: What do you mea...
Josh (camera man) Goes to the kitchen and comes out with a knife, he puts it into Rod's hand and takes a few steps back.
Josh: See? I had the right to defend myself.
Sara: Oh common...now i still can't interview him...
Josh: No problem we are just gonna wait 'till he...
Rod suddenly jumps up and launches himself at josh, he starts to throw lefts and rights like crazy. Sara is screaming for him to stop. As soon as it started Rod stops, he has his eyes closed and goes over to the kitchen.
Sara: Jezus Christ, Josh are you okay?
Josh: Uuh, yea, its nothing. Watch out here he comes again.
Rod comes out of the kitchen with a six pack and takes a chair, he sits down and starts drinking a beer.
Sara and Josh: ...Kay
Sara: Is he...asleep?
Josh comes closer and waves before Rod's eyes.
Josh: Well his eyes are closed so, yea. I think he is!
Sara: Well thats just weird. He...drinks beer while sleep walking?
Josh: More like sleep drinking...
*Knock knock*
Both Sara and Josh stare at the door.
A young woman appears in the door opening, wearing the usual hotel clothes. Black with a white apron. She is holding feather duster.
Hotel maid: Uuhm, is Mr. Lightning ready for his press conference?
Josh and Sara look at Rod, who is sipping his beer and staring with his eyes closed at the ceiling.
Josh: Well eehm...
Sara: You see, we just...uhmm...
Hotel maid: Is there a problem?
Sara rushes towards the door to prevent the maid to get a good look at Rod.
Sara: Nope, no problem. Uhh, he'll be there in 5.
Hotel maid: Okay.
The hotel maid leaves as Sara turns and looks at Rod.
Sara: There is no way he's gonna be there in 5...Look at him, he's bleeding from his lip and nose, he's filthy and he stinks.
Josh: Don't forget he's probably drunk too.
Sara: Riiiight...what the hell are we gonna do now?
Josh: Dammit! I could lose my job for this!
Josh kicks a nearby closet and a live sized doll falls out of it.Sara and Josh stare at each other, then at the doll and back to Rod who just opened a fresh beer.
the scene ends as we can hear Sara saying to carefully get Rod out of his clothes...
--- 5 MINUTS LATER ---
The scene opens with a stressed Sara looking around the corner. She waves at somebody to come closer...A weird looking Rod Lightning wearing a top hat and a bandanna comes rolling in the camera picture.
Sara: Don't you think people find it weird that Rod is rolling? I mean, sooner or later they will notice that he is standing on a skateboard.
Josh: Meh, I'll say he picked up a new hobby. Hey please check it one last time.
Josh positions himself behind the Rod doll.
Sara: Perfect, i can't see you standing there, hey try Rod's voice again.
Josh: Okay. Ahem, test test. My name is Rod Lightning and ehm...i like beer. How's that sound?
Sara: Horrible, but it will have to do. Now hurry up! you are already running late.
Josh and Sara push Rod forward until they reach a door where a lot of noise is coming from.
Sara: Okay, I'll go in first and take care of the lighting.
Sara goes in the room and after a minute she comes back.
Sara: Okay, i said Rod had a killer headache, they agreed to dim the lights.
Josh: Haha! Its funny because its tr...
Sara shoots an angry look.
Josh: Jeez...okay, here we go...
Josh rolls Rod in the room positioning himself perfectly behind Rod, he goes over to the microphone. There are at least 60 people in the room, most of them reporters who are all standing and a lot of them shouting.
Josh (as Rod): *Coughs* Ahem. Ahem. Hello, my name is Rod Lightning *makes Rod's right arm move* And i am here to do something but i can't really remember...
Reporter: Uhm...Mr lightning, you agreed to hold this press conference since there were rumors that you would be leaving MWA. also we wa...
Josh (as Rod): WHAT! I thought this was dealt with? Okay i agree, i have gotten multiple offers since MWA went national, but you are forgetting I'm a no-good drunk who likes to assault innocent women and camera-men.
The room goes silent and Sara's facepalm is clearly heard. The awkward silence stays in the room for a moment as an other reporter stands up.
Reporter: Rod i...
Josh (as Rod): Its Mr. Lightning.
Reporter: Excuse me Mr. Lightning, but i heard you wouldn't return for the first few weeks because of your injuries after X-treme warfare?
Josh (as Rod): Hahaha! As you can see, I'm very much alive! *Makes some crappy movements with Rod dolls legs and arms* I am always at 100% when it comes to wrestling in...
A low grumbling voice is heard at the door next to Sara who passed out.
??: I have a question.
Rod Lightning appears from the door broken, beaten, scarred...and half naked...
Rod: Why? Why?...WHY !!!
Rod Launches himself at the Rod doll and roundhouse kicks its head of. The reporters in the room all scream and are confused. They now see Josh's head where a second ago the Rod doll head was. They all burst out into laughter.
Rod grabs a clearly scared Josh by the throat and drags him to the outside.
Rod: I'll make sure you NEVER do something like that again...
Josh: No! NO! aargh, leave me alone!
Rod stops at another door, he opens it and a normal boring room with a hard looking bed and a closet is seen.
Josh: Oh. My. God.
Rod: Thats right, I'm giving you...A TIME OUT!
Rod throws Josh in the room and locks it.
Rod: Now you think about what you did!
Rod goes back to the room filled with reporters who all chuckle at Rod's "manly" underwear.
Rod: Now, onto more serious matters. I am here today to clear something up. *rubs temple* Ehm...what was it again? Hmm...well I'm sure it wasn't important, go on and shoot your questions.
A reporter stands up and starts speaking.
Reporter: Why do you have dolls who look just like you?
Rod: you se...OH MY GOD IS THAT JACKIE CHAN *points at random Asian guy*
Rod takes off after his beautiful diversion, the scene ends.
(wow, this has to be the most random RP i ever did)
Sara: Rod. Rod! Can i ask you a few questions?
Rod just keeps staring, looking at the clouds.
Sara looks at the camera man and shrugs.
Sara: Uhm, okay. We're one week away from the new season, seems like you recovered well from your injuries at revolution. Is there anything you want to say about that?
Rod keeps his silence.
Sara:...Erm...we don't have much time Rod, the weather is really bad and...
Sara walks towards Rod and the camera gets closer too.
Sara: Do you have any comments about Lex Largon winning the MWA world championship? About Lex winning the second X-treme warfare? Nothing to say about Mr. Riddle becoming the new 50% owner...Really?? No word about the extreme regime splitting up and not even a WORD about BloodBath leaving MWA?
Thunder bolts are seen flashing down as the weather gets really bad...Rod doesn't move an inch and isn't saying a word.
Sara: Oh common, this is just silly.
Sara walks over to Rod and grabs him by the shoulder and tries to turn him around. Rod falls flat on his back and his whole body splits open and a blood-like substance is seen flowing out of his weird shaped head as a fierce lightning bolt strucks at a nearby tree with a loud BANG.
Sara: AAAARGGH !!!
Sara and the camera crew run away and step into the elevator.
Sara: *pants* What..what have i done? Rod's head just...
Camera man: You did nothing wrong Sara, you had every right to defend yourself against that perverted man who tried to assault you! I have it on tape, you could clearly see how he tried to yank of your blouse! And why is the elevator not working?
Sara: Ugh, I'm trembling. I'm scared...i...i killed him, i just KILLED him.
Sara starts to cry as a loud scream is heard.
??: WHAT THE f**k JUST HAPPENED TO MY ROD DOLL !!!!!!!!!!!
Sara and the camera crew go silent and are clearly scared...
??: FOR f**k SAKE, HE WAS JUST STANDING HERE !!!
Footsteps are heard and Sara and her camera crew are desperately trying to get the elevator to work again. The footsteps are coming closer and closer, rumbling noises are heard and Sara starts freaking out.
A dark figure is standing in front of Sara and the camera crew, a lightning bolt flashed downwards and the dark figure appears to be a battered, bleeding, scruffy clothes wearing Rod lightning
Sara and camera crew: AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH !!!!!
Rod: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH !!!!
The camera man smacks his camera into Rod's face and Rod falls backwards. He pushed on the right button and the elevator starts working.
Sara: Get me outta here!!!
The scene end with Rod Lightning passed out lying in the rain...
--- LATER THAT DAY ---
A MWA camera man enters a room in a hotel. Rod Lightning is seen lying on his bed, passed out with 2 six packs next to his bed.
Camera guy: Come on Sara, i promise he forgot all about it.
Sara: I don't know...Do you really think he forgot about it?
Camera man: Sure, i mean he has all those beers lying next to him. he's bound to forget our...erm, incident. And hell, even if he were to remember it we can explain that it was an unfortunate coincidence, i mean. Every normal person would kill an others man doll and then smack the real guy in the head with a camera.
Sara:...You have issues.
Suddenly out of nowhere Rod sits up and starts screaming.
Rod: AAAAAAAAAARGHH !!!!!
The camera man smacks Rod with his camera. Rod falls backwards, passed out.
Sara: Oh for crying out loud, why the HELL did you do that Josh !!?
Josh (Camera man): Dude! He just started to scream in my face while holding a knife, he was ready to attack me!
Sara: What do you mea...
Josh (camera man) Goes to the kitchen and comes out with a knife, he puts it into Rod's hand and takes a few steps back.
Josh: See? I had the right to defend myself.
Sara: Oh common...now i still can't interview him...
Josh: No problem we are just gonna wait 'till he...
Rod suddenly jumps up and launches himself at josh, he starts to throw lefts and rights like crazy. Sara is screaming for him to stop. As soon as it started Rod stops, he has his eyes closed and goes over to the kitchen.
Sara: Jezus Christ, Josh are you okay?
Josh: Uuh, yea, its nothing. Watch out here he comes again.
Rod comes out of the kitchen with a six pack and takes a chair, he sits down and starts drinking a beer.
Sara and Josh: ...Kay
Sara: Is he...asleep?
Josh comes closer and waves before Rod's eyes.
Josh: Well his eyes are closed so, yea. I think he is!
Sara: Well thats just weird. He...drinks beer while sleep walking?
Josh: More like sleep drinking...
*Knock knock*
Both Sara and Josh stare at the door.
A young woman appears in the door opening, wearing the usual hotel clothes. Black with a white apron. She is holding feather duster.
Hotel maid: Uuhm, is Mr. Lightning ready for his press conference?
Josh and Sara look at Rod, who is sipping his beer and staring with his eyes closed at the ceiling.
Josh: Well eehm...
Sara: You see, we just...uhmm...
Hotel maid: Is there a problem?
Sara rushes towards the door to prevent the maid to get a good look at Rod.
Sara: Nope, no problem. Uhh, he'll be there in 5.
Hotel maid: Okay.
The hotel maid leaves as Sara turns and looks at Rod.
Sara: There is no way he's gonna be there in 5...Look at him, he's bleeding from his lip and nose, he's filthy and he stinks.
Josh: Don't forget he's probably drunk too.
Sara: Riiiight...what the hell are we gonna do now?
Josh: Dammit! I could lose my job for this!
Josh kicks a nearby closet and a live sized doll falls out of it.Sara and Josh stare at each other, then at the doll and back to Rod who just opened a fresh beer.
the scene ends as we can hear Sara saying to carefully get Rod out of his clothes...
--- 5 MINUTS LATER ---
The scene opens with a stressed Sara looking around the corner. She waves at somebody to come closer...A weird looking Rod Lightning wearing a top hat and a bandanna comes rolling in the camera picture.
Sara: Don't you think people find it weird that Rod is rolling? I mean, sooner or later they will notice that he is standing on a skateboard.
Josh: Meh, I'll say he picked up a new hobby. Hey please check it one last time.
Josh positions himself behind the Rod doll.
Sara: Perfect, i can't see you standing there, hey try Rod's voice again.
Josh: Okay. Ahem, test test. My name is Rod Lightning and ehm...i like beer. How's that sound?
Sara: Horrible, but it will have to do. Now hurry up! you are already running late.
Josh and Sara push Rod forward until they reach a door where a lot of noise is coming from.
Sara: Okay, I'll go in first and take care of the lighting.
Sara goes in the room and after a minute she comes back.
Sara: Okay, i said Rod had a killer headache, they agreed to dim the lights.
Josh: Haha! Its funny because its tr...
Sara shoots an angry look.
Josh: Jeez...okay, here we go...
Josh rolls Rod in the room positioning himself perfectly behind Rod, he goes over to the microphone. There are at least 60 people in the room, most of them reporters who are all standing and a lot of them shouting.
Josh (as Rod): *Coughs* Ahem. Ahem. Hello, my name is Rod Lightning *makes Rod's right arm move* And i am here to do something but i can't really remember...
Reporter: Uhm...Mr lightning, you agreed to hold this press conference since there were rumors that you would be leaving MWA. also we wa...
Josh (as Rod): WHAT! I thought this was dealt with? Okay i agree, i have gotten multiple offers since MWA went national, but you are forgetting I'm a no-good drunk who likes to assault innocent women and camera-men.
The room goes silent and Sara's facepalm is clearly heard. The awkward silence stays in the room for a moment as an other reporter stands up.
Reporter: Rod i...
Josh (as Rod): Its Mr. Lightning.
Reporter: Excuse me Mr. Lightning, but i heard you wouldn't return for the first few weeks because of your injuries after X-treme warfare?
Josh (as Rod): Hahaha! As you can see, I'm very much alive! *Makes some crappy movements with Rod dolls legs and arms* I am always at 100% when it comes to wrestling in...
A low grumbling voice is heard at the door next to Sara who passed out.
??: I have a question.
Rod Lightning appears from the door broken, beaten, scarred...and half naked...
Rod: Why? Why?...WHY !!!
Rod Launches himself at the Rod doll and roundhouse kicks its head of. The reporters in the room all scream and are confused. They now see Josh's head where a second ago the Rod doll head was. They all burst out into laughter.
Rod grabs a clearly scared Josh by the throat and drags him to the outside.
Rod: I'll make sure you NEVER do something like that again...
Josh: No! NO! aargh, leave me alone!
Rod stops at another door, he opens it and a normal boring room with a hard looking bed and a closet is seen.
Josh: Oh. My. God.
Rod: Thats right, I'm giving you...A TIME OUT!
Rod throws Josh in the room and locks it.
Rod: Now you think about what you did!
Rod goes back to the room filled with reporters who all chuckle at Rod's "manly" underwear.
Rod: Now, onto more serious matters. I am here today to clear something up. *rubs temple* Ehm...what was it again? Hmm...well I'm sure it wasn't important, go on and shoot your questions.
A reporter stands up and starts speaking.
Reporter: Why do you have dolls who look just like you?
Rod: you se...OH MY GOD IS THAT JACKIE CHAN *points at random Asian guy*
Rod takes off after his beautiful diversion, the scene ends.
(wow, this has to be the most random RP i ever did)
