Post by Falco Fusion on Dec 3, 2009 2:29:14 GMT -5
At his own personal locker room, also known as the roof of the arena, Falco Fusion is spotted by Sara Sanderson.
Sara Sanderson: So Falco-
Falco Fusion: Actually, you can call me Henry now. We have a pretty great professional relationship going.
Sara Sanderson: Ok then. So Henry, we have a vote running on MWA.com right now about who might be the new 50% owner of MWA. I've looked at the results of the vote so far, and it seems that Brandon Ripley is actually in the lead with 34% of the votes.
Falco Fusion: Well it was his main goal to save the MWA from all distractions. I honestly wouldn't be at all shocked if he actually did buy half of the MWA.
Sara Sanderson: So you're saying that-
Falco Fusion: Nope. Quite frankly I didn't get into all the hype, and I'll know who's paying half of my paycheck the same time everybody else who already doesn't know will.
Sara Sanderson: Well any guesses to who it might be, beyond the obvious of course?
Falco Fusion: Like I said, never got into the whole thing. As far as I know Daniel Eli is making a return to "Takeover" the MWA. Who knows, maybe it's Adam Sandler. Gold jacket, green jacket, he really doesn't give a-
Sara Sanderson: So any logical guesses?
Falco Fusion: Maybe it's ME!! I do have my own hangout at each arena afterall.
Sara Sanderson: You know there are very few people with the guts to even come up here right?
Falco Fusion: Well then, I must be the special guy around MWA if I got you to come up here.
Sara Sanderson: Actually it's part of the job.
Falco Fusion: I'll be the judge of that. I think you're up here because the guy you're with is starting to get dull. Anyway about dull people, why haven't you asked about my opponent, Ian Von Koloff, yet?
Sara Sanderson: Ok then. Tonight you face-
Falco Fusion: Good question Sara. I'm going to beat the crap out of him in preparation of Extreme Warfare this Thursday, only on channels 420, and for high definition, channel 666. Nice talking to you sweet cheeks.
Falco slaps Sara's butt and goes down into the arena.
Sara Sanderson: I love it when he does that.
Sara looks at the camera and notices it's still on.
Sara Sanderson: Dammit Frank. Why did you keep recording? Well at least we can edit this out.
Frank the Cameraman: Sara, we're live!!
Sara stares into the camera not knowing what to do.
Frank the Cameraman: Ok then, cutting feed. Charles, go to camera one.
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For your information:
1) Anyone notice the Happy Gilmore joke??
2) Daniel Eli is no longer a TWG character, and therefore his name can be used.
3) Anyone notice that Homeless Harriet is the only female in the entire MWA never to get hit on yet?
4) Did you know that Divac Riddle is the new 50% owner??
Sara Sanderson: So Falco-
Falco Fusion: Actually, you can call me Henry now. We have a pretty great professional relationship going.
Sara Sanderson: Ok then. So Henry, we have a vote running on MWA.com right now about who might be the new 50% owner of MWA. I've looked at the results of the vote so far, and it seems that Brandon Ripley is actually in the lead with 34% of the votes.
Falco Fusion: Well it was his main goal to save the MWA from all distractions. I honestly wouldn't be at all shocked if he actually did buy half of the MWA.
Sara Sanderson: So you're saying that-
Falco Fusion: Nope. Quite frankly I didn't get into all the hype, and I'll know who's paying half of my paycheck the same time everybody else who already doesn't know will.
Sara Sanderson: Well any guesses to who it might be, beyond the obvious of course?
Falco Fusion: Like I said, never got into the whole thing. As far as I know Daniel Eli is making a return to "Takeover" the MWA. Who knows, maybe it's Adam Sandler. Gold jacket, green jacket, he really doesn't give a-
Sara Sanderson: So any logical guesses?
Falco Fusion: Maybe it's ME!! I do have my own hangout at each arena afterall.
Sara Sanderson: You know there are very few people with the guts to even come up here right?
Falco Fusion: Well then, I must be the special guy around MWA if I got you to come up here.
Sara Sanderson: Actually it's part of the job.
Falco Fusion: I'll be the judge of that. I think you're up here because the guy you're with is starting to get dull. Anyway about dull people, why haven't you asked about my opponent, Ian Von Koloff, yet?
Sara Sanderson: Ok then. Tonight you face-
Falco Fusion: Good question Sara. I'm going to beat the crap out of him in preparation of Extreme Warfare this Thursday, only on channels 420, and for high definition, channel 666. Nice talking to you sweet cheeks.
Falco slaps Sara's butt and goes down into the arena.
Sara Sanderson: I love it when he does that.
Sara looks at the camera and notices it's still on.
Sara Sanderson: Dammit Frank. Why did you keep recording? Well at least we can edit this out.
Frank the Cameraman: Sara, we're live!!
Sara stares into the camera not knowing what to do.
Frank the Cameraman: Ok then, cutting feed. Charles, go to camera one.
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For your information:
1) Anyone notice the Happy Gilmore joke??
2) Daniel Eli is no longer a TWG character, and therefore his name can be used.
3) Anyone notice that Homeless Harriet is the only female in the entire MWA never to get hit on yet?
4) Did you know that Divac Riddle is the new 50% owner??
(shown during week two)
