Post by steele on Oct 17, 2009 18:07:29 GMT -5
(Scene opens on the deck of Tommy Bones yacht that is docked in Orlando Florida. Tommy Bones is in black swim trunks and is sun tanning his muscular body. It is a beautiful day in Orlando with the weather around 80 and not a cloud to be seen.
After a few moments Sebastian St. Claire comes jumping onto deck from the dock and is carrying a brown picnic basket. He is wearing his orange beach trunks and a blue t-shirt that says "AA is for quitters on the front of it" SSC has some sunglasses on and his head is clean shaved. He plops down in the chair next to Tommy Bones who barely notices him.)
Bones: What do you want?
(SSC places the basket on the ground between them and starts opening it. )
SSC: Well Boss, last week didn't go very well so but we got to regroup for Ultimate Risk.
Bones: and......
SSC: I got a plan.
Bones: I am listening... barely.. This better be good.
SSC: At Ultimate Risk, Steele faces, Ian, Drew and Leka in a four way for the Great Lakes Championship.... So here is my break down on the match.
(SSC gets a big smile on his face and pulls out two fruity looks drink glasses. They are tall, thin and shaped really funky like a glass you would get an ice cream drink it while in Orlando.)
SSC: This glass is called a Leka. It is kind of pretty, kind of fun but breaks easy...
(SSC places the two glasses on the table and then pulls out a cheap bottle of vodka out of picnic basket.)
SSC: This bottle of cheap vodka represents Ian. Strong smell, has a kick but still cheap vodka. Have you heard his last interviews?
Bones: Yeah I caught them.
SSC: I think Ian is one of those immigrants that doesn't know the English language so he has to go to a class to be become an American. I can see that big ugly in the class room now.
(SSC does his best Ian impersonation which in reality is really bad.)
SSC: (as Ian) Da Dog ruuuu.. ruuuu... ruuuuns accross the str..... str..... streeeeeeeet to get the ca..... ca....... ca.... cat.
(Bones finally relaxes as he cracks a smlie from SSC silliness.
SSC: I thought about teaching one of those classes. They don't need to know how to say "I would like to buy one can of peas". I would teach them sh!t like...
SSC: (back in his Ian russian voice) Yo baby, do you want to come knock boots with me.......... I want to show you my russian popsicle...... I am down with O P P, you know me....
(SSC busts out laughing and takes a second to gather himself before pouring vodka into both the glasses.)
SSC: Then we add some orange juice. You know sweet at first like Drew but really acidic. Then a few cold ice cubes like Drew's cold heart that screwed you out of your title, and do you know what we got?
Bones: (chuclkling still) a screw driver.
SSC: No. a Screw DREWer.
(Both men laugh as they clink their glassses together before drinking up.
SSC: So what the hell kind of name is a Leka? Sounds like a french poodle.
Bones: Sounds like an oriental noodle to me.
SSC: Sounds like it would be in a bad country song. "baby, I dont leka you any more"
Bones: Sounds like a girl I boned in college. You don't think it is the same Leka do you?
SSC: Fugetaboutit....
(scene cuts forward a few hours later. A few bottles of vodka lay on the floor empty and both men have a big slur in their speech and are leaning back on their chair still making jokes.
SSC: When I go to the bathroom, I usually have to Leka...
SSC and Bones: Fugetaboutit!!!!
Bones: I leka the ladies with the big boobs.
(SSC slams down the rest of his drink and gets a seroius look on his face, well as serious as a really drunk insane person can get.)
SSC: So whats the plan for Ultimate Risk? Steele is going to have to show a lot more if he is going to get that belt. He is still just going through the motions.
Bones: At Ultimate Risk a long time friend of Steele's is going to make an apperance. If Steele doesn't get that title, his friend is going to be in the ultimate risk of his life.
(Scene fades with both man laughing again as they come up with more Leka jokes. )
After a few moments Sebastian St. Claire comes jumping onto deck from the dock and is carrying a brown picnic basket. He is wearing his orange beach trunks and a blue t-shirt that says "AA is for quitters on the front of it" SSC has some sunglasses on and his head is clean shaved. He plops down in the chair next to Tommy Bones who barely notices him.)
Bones: What do you want?
(SSC places the basket on the ground between them and starts opening it. )
SSC: Well Boss, last week didn't go very well so but we got to regroup for Ultimate Risk.
Bones: and......
SSC: I got a plan.
Bones: I am listening... barely.. This better be good.
SSC: At Ultimate Risk, Steele faces, Ian, Drew and Leka in a four way for the Great Lakes Championship.... So here is my break down on the match.
(SSC gets a big smile on his face and pulls out two fruity looks drink glasses. They are tall, thin and shaped really funky like a glass you would get an ice cream drink it while in Orlando.)
SSC: This glass is called a Leka. It is kind of pretty, kind of fun but breaks easy...
(SSC places the two glasses on the table and then pulls out a cheap bottle of vodka out of picnic basket.)
SSC: This bottle of cheap vodka represents Ian. Strong smell, has a kick but still cheap vodka. Have you heard his last interviews?
Bones: Yeah I caught them.
SSC: I think Ian is one of those immigrants that doesn't know the English language so he has to go to a class to be become an American. I can see that big ugly in the class room now.
(SSC does his best Ian impersonation which in reality is really bad.)
SSC: (as Ian) Da Dog ruuuu.. ruuuu... ruuuuns accross the str..... str..... streeeeeeeet to get the ca..... ca....... ca.... cat.
(Bones finally relaxes as he cracks a smlie from SSC silliness.
SSC: I thought about teaching one of those classes. They don't need to know how to say "I would like to buy one can of peas". I would teach them sh!t like...
SSC: (back in his Ian russian voice) Yo baby, do you want to come knock boots with me.......... I want to show you my russian popsicle...... I am down with O P P, you know me....
(SSC busts out laughing and takes a second to gather himself before pouring vodka into both the glasses.)
SSC: Then we add some orange juice. You know sweet at first like Drew but really acidic. Then a few cold ice cubes like Drew's cold heart that screwed you out of your title, and do you know what we got?
Bones: (chuclkling still) a screw driver.
SSC: No. a Screw DREWer.
(Both men laugh as they clink their glassses together before drinking up.
SSC: So what the hell kind of name is a Leka? Sounds like a french poodle.
Bones: Sounds like an oriental noodle to me.
SSC: Sounds like it would be in a bad country song. "baby, I dont leka you any more"
Bones: Sounds like a girl I boned in college. You don't think it is the same Leka do you?
SSC: Fugetaboutit....
(scene cuts forward a few hours later. A few bottles of vodka lay on the floor empty and both men have a big slur in their speech and are leaning back on their chair still making jokes.
SSC: When I go to the bathroom, I usually have to Leka...
SSC and Bones: Fugetaboutit!!!!
Bones: I leka the ladies with the big boobs.
(SSC slams down the rest of his drink and gets a seroius look on his face, well as serious as a really drunk insane person can get.)
SSC: So whats the plan for Ultimate Risk? Steele is going to have to show a lot more if he is going to get that belt. He is still just going through the motions.
Bones: At Ultimate Risk a long time friend of Steele's is going to make an apperance. If Steele doesn't get that title, his friend is going to be in the ultimate risk of his life.
(Scene fades with both man laughing again as they come up with more Leka jokes. )