Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 22, 2009 11:00:42 GMT -5
The scene opens at a movie premier taking place in London, England a week ago. Sara Sanderson is seen.
Sara: Hello, MWA viewers. Tonight is the premier of the new Jimmy Bond movie. Starring none other than MWAs own tag team champion. "The British Hero" Mason.
Mason is seen walking past. Sara goes to interview him.
Sara: Hey..
Mason: Oh. Hi. Do i know you?
Sara: Yeah i'm Sara Sanderson.
Mason: Rings no bells.
Sara: Ian's girlfriend.
Mason: Oh. The b*tch. Why did'nt you say so. You probably want to interview me.
Sara: The what? Whatever. While i yell at you, the viewers can watch this clip from the movie.
The clip starts with Jimmy Bond, played by Mason. sneaking into a Afganistani army base. Wearing a tuxedo.
Bond/Mason: Lets do this.
Bond shoots a guard and the alarm sounds.
Bond: Well. That was unexpected.
Bond gets shot countless times by the rest of the gaurds. But with four shots of his pistol all 30 of them fall down dead. Then the leader is seen escaping by helicopter. As it just takes off Bond hangs on.
Leader: Holy Mecca. Double 0, 0. What are you doing. You will get us all killed.
Bond: I'm doing my job.
Bond places an explosive on the helicoter and lets go. The helicopter explodes as he falls in the air with a parachute which appeared out of nowhere.
Bond: Easy.
The Jimmy Bond theme music plays as he falls. The clip ends. The movie premier is seen again with Sara finishing yelling at Mason.
Sara: Well. What an exciting clip. Mason, i have just one question for you. Is'nt double 0, 0 just triple 0?
Mason: No. Well actually...
Sara: Well thanks. Thats all MWA viewers. Remember its out on November 20th.
Mason: Wait a minute, you only asked one question.
The screen goes off. But Mason is still heard.
Mason: Hey! You can't do this to m..
The scene ends.
Sara: Hello, MWA viewers. Tonight is the premier of the new Jimmy Bond movie. Starring none other than MWAs own tag team champion. "The British Hero" Mason.
Mason is seen walking past. Sara goes to interview him.
Sara: Hey..
Mason: Oh. Hi. Do i know you?
Sara: Yeah i'm Sara Sanderson.
Mason: Rings no bells.
Sara: Ian's girlfriend.
Mason: Oh. The b*tch. Why did'nt you say so. You probably want to interview me.
Sara: The what? Whatever. While i yell at you, the viewers can watch this clip from the movie.
The clip starts with Jimmy Bond, played by Mason. sneaking into a Afganistani army base. Wearing a tuxedo.
Bond/Mason: Lets do this.
Bond shoots a guard and the alarm sounds.
Bond: Well. That was unexpected.
Bond gets shot countless times by the rest of the gaurds. But with four shots of his pistol all 30 of them fall down dead. Then the leader is seen escaping by helicopter. As it just takes off Bond hangs on.
Leader: Holy Mecca. Double 0, 0. What are you doing. You will get us all killed.
Bond: I'm doing my job.
Bond places an explosive on the helicoter and lets go. The helicopter explodes as he falls in the air with a parachute which appeared out of nowhere.
Bond: Easy.
The Jimmy Bond theme music plays as he falls. The clip ends. The movie premier is seen again with Sara finishing yelling at Mason.
Sara: Well. What an exciting clip. Mason, i have just one question for you. Is'nt double 0, 0 just triple 0?
Mason: No. Well actually...
Sara: Well thanks. Thats all MWA viewers. Remember its out on November 20th.
Mason: Wait a minute, you only asked one question.
The screen goes off. But Mason is still heard.
Mason: Hey! You can't do this to m..
The scene ends.
