Post by steele on Oct 2, 2009 17:25:34 GMT -5
(scene opens in the conference room of "All Natural" Tommy Bones's office. A twenty foot long black marble table is the center pieces of the room. A 60 inch flat screen TV is mounted on one wall and a large glass window overlooking downtown Chicago is on the other side. Tommy Bones is sitting at the head of the table watching a replay Furious Steele's first MWA match against Wolf Master. As he watches the match he flips through the large stack of paperwork covering his end of the table.
Tommy is wearing a black pin striped suit and has his long flowing blonde hair pulled back in a pony tail. He is clean shaved today and is as handsome as ever. As the Steele match comes to an end with Steele winning by pin fall, Tommy turns off the TV but surprisingly has a displeased look on his face. He sorts through the papers for a few seconds before conference doors swing open and Sebastian Saint Claire (SSC) comes strolling in with his intern notebook in hand.
SSC stands around 6'5" and has muscles bulging on top of his muscles and easily goes 250 pounds. He has a clean shaved head and a crazy look in his eyes. He is wearing some blood red basketball shorts and a light blue t-shirt that says "When in doubt.... Firetruck" The first and last three letters of firetruck are in bold black letters. SSC takes a seat next to Tommy Bones and spins around in his chair as he looks at the ceiling. )
Bones: (without looking up from the paperwork) What do you want?
SSC: That is a hard question to answer. Where is Bubbles?
Bones: Bubbles?
SSC: yeah Bubbles, the two jugs with legs who works for you?
Bones: I had to let her go.
SSC: (looks at Bones for the first time with a confused look) But why, She was gourgous?
Bones: She was stupid.
SSC: Just the way I like them. Hot and dumb.
Bones: She spent the night at the office the other night.
SSC: A hard worker doesn't make her stupid..... Well it kind of does but not really.
Bones: She locked herself in the building.
SSC: but.. how is that possible..... but....
Bones: I don't want to talk about it.
SSC: So, can I have her number?
? Just to make sure she is ok (big smile)(Bones looks up from the paperwork for the first time with a very annoyed look on his face.)
Bones: Did you come in here just to harass me or did you actually want something?
(SSC nervously flips open his notebook and looks over his notes.)
SSC: Oh yea, I got that info you wanted on Steele's next match.
(Bones stares at SSC for a good ten seconds with SSC looking back at him not getting the cue to continues until Bones motions for him to continue.)
SSC: Yeah it is some cat named Falcon Fusion.........
Bones: (annoyed) And what do you know about him??
SSC: I spent several hours.
Bones: hours?
SSC: ok minutes searching the internet and as far as I can tell the guy is part super hero but without the cool super powers, the flashy costume or fans... and a reject pokemon action figure. FALCON FUSION UP UP AND GOOO AWAY!!!
(SSC laughs at his own horrible joke but Bones looks less then impressed.)
Bones: Are you on drugs?
SSC: Only prescription drugs.
Bones: Are the prescribed to you?
SSC: They could be..
(Bones goes back to his paperwork and tries to ignore SSC)
SSC: Hey boss, we got a problem though. I don't know if you watched the last match but Furious didn't look so good in that match. He was pretty lucky to win that.
Bones: I saw.
SSC: He is missing that fire. What do you have for a plan?
(Bones looks back up with a smile)
Bones: Just a matter of time..... Just a matter of time.. What we need to do is focus on marketing Furious Steele and the rest will be taken care of. The guys intro music is horrible. I mean the Doors "People are Strange"
ICK.. No flashing lightings, no fireworks, a video of the poverty of the inner city of Chicago with snips of violent matches he has been in... That doesn't sell shirts. That doesn't sell action figures... You don't get the main event of PPV with that!!!! We can't make him dress different. He is going to wear that dirty black "I HATE YOU" t-shirt, blue jeans that are all tore up and black army boots. We cant make him take a bath or do his hair so we are stuck with his greasy black straggly hair and three day shadow.... But what we can do is motivate him.... I think your insanity is just what we need. You have until Thursday to put this together.SSC: (confused) what?
(The scene closes with SSC whispering into the ear of SSC. After a few seconds SSC bursts out in laughter and starts spinning around in his chair as he continues to laugh. )
