Post by The British Hero!!! on Oct 2, 2009 5:06:23 GMT -5
The scene opens on tuesday night at a local KFC. Two teens appear to be making a ruckus.
Teen 1: Hey making fun at Uni students here is well better than runescape.
Teen 2: Yeah you said it. Why would i kill some noobs when i can make fun of people who are hundeds of miles away from home.
All of a sudden a KFC worker approaches the two teens.
Worker: Excuse me sirs. Some old lady in the corner has just complained that you have been swearing and er.... stuff.
One of the teens then looks closer at the worker.
Teen 2: Hey. I know you. The good build, the british accent, that nametag on your shirt that says "Mason, yes i'm in MWA". Your "The British Hero" Mason..... You're a noob!
Teen 1: Ha ha ha! You work at Mc Donal... i mean KFC!
Mason: Shut Up! I need to do this because i only get one dollar a week now.
Teen 2: You know what? We should beat you up so i can tweet about it.
Teen 1: Yeah we've only just met, but my hormones are telling me to automatically beat you up. So lets do it!
The two teens attack Mason. Violently kicking him to the ground. Then they begin to walk off, however mason uses his hand to trip one over. Mason's boss then walks in.
Boss: Mason! Did you just hurt this customer.
The Boss approaches the teens.
Boss: I'm so sorry. On behalf of us please take this $300 cash.
Teen1: Cool!
Teen2: Sweet!
The Boss then walks towards a bloodied Mason.
Boss: Mason! You're fired! And you're not getting any pay whatsoever! So get some money from someone else!
Mason tries to explain to the boss as the two teens walk away. He is soon thrown out and is left in pain in the car park. The scene ends.
Teen 1: Hey making fun at Uni students here is well better than runescape.
Teen 2: Yeah you said it. Why would i kill some noobs when i can make fun of people who are hundeds of miles away from home.
All of a sudden a KFC worker approaches the two teens.
Worker: Excuse me sirs. Some old lady in the corner has just complained that you have been swearing and er.... stuff.
One of the teens then looks closer at the worker.
Teen 2: Hey. I know you. The good build, the british accent, that nametag on your shirt that says "Mason, yes i'm in MWA". Your "The British Hero" Mason..... You're a noob!
Teen 1: Ha ha ha! You work at Mc Donal... i mean KFC!
Mason: Shut Up! I need to do this because i only get one dollar a week now.
Teen 2: You know what? We should beat you up so i can tweet about it.
Teen 1: Yeah we've only just met, but my hormones are telling me to automatically beat you up. So lets do it!
The two teens attack Mason. Violently kicking him to the ground. Then they begin to walk off, however mason uses his hand to trip one over. Mason's boss then walks in.
Boss: Mason! Did you just hurt this customer.
The Boss approaches the teens.
Boss: I'm so sorry. On behalf of us please take this $300 cash.
Teen1: Cool!
Teen2: Sweet!
The Boss then walks towards a bloodied Mason.
Boss: Mason! You're fired! And you're not getting any pay whatsoever! So get some money from someone else!
Mason tries to explain to the boss as the two teens walk away. He is soon thrown out and is left in pain in the car park. The scene ends.
