Post by custardcreamer on Nov 24, 2009 15:46:23 GMT -5
*Camera switches to Custard Creamer standing outside a firework factory*
Custard Creamer: Today is the very first Firework Factory brawl in history and to help you guys out I thought I would explain the rules…..
*Custard Creamer walks up to the door of the firework factory*
Custard Creamer: this door will be locked so the competitors cannot leave
*Custard Creamer opens the door and walks inside where there are hundreds of aisles filled with boxes of fireworks*
Custard Creamer: every firework can be used in this match from a cake to a rocket. The match ends when the opponent is hit by a firework. This is dangerous because it means the doors will remain locked until on of the opponents has been lit o matter what happens inside……just imagine I get my ankle dislocated or I break my nose I can not get help until after I am hit threatening serious permanent damage. And how will we light the fireworks you say? We both have a lighter and a box of matches.
*camera shows the room and all the fireworks in it*
Custard Creamer: This is definitely a match to remember so sit back and enjoy!
*custard creamer throws mic out through the entrance to the firework factory and his music plays loudly from the speakers set up in the firework factory, it then dies down and in a puff of smoke suicide enters and the door is locked*
Garret Rogers: finally we are being broadcast
Justin Cole: what are you saying Rogers?
Garret Rogers: I am saying I have a voice that should be heard
*the match begins and straight away the two contestants begin to grapple with each other*
Justin Cole: just like any other match ay Rogers
Garret Rogers: it couldn’t be any more different Cole
*Suicide wins the grapple and throws Custard Creamer onto a pile of fireworks making some fall out of the bottom. Suicide lunges for Custard Creamer but Custard Creamer dodges and rolls over to a firework on the floor and lights it with the lighter in his pocket setting it off…….*
Justin Cole: Oh My God!
Garret Rogers: Look out!
*the firework flies just past Suicides head and flies off into the background blowing up a whole pile of boxes leaving both contestants standing in shock*
Garret Rogers: the loser of this will never forget it…..if he gets up
*Suicide charges at Custard Creamer and pushes him to the ground and begins to punch Custard Creamer repeatedly in the face, but Custard Creamer manages to push Suicide off before any lasting damage can be done*
Justin Cole: Suicide is a monster
Garret Rogers: Suicide is a wrestler and a good one at that
*Suicide again charges at Custard Creamer but Custard Creamer dodges and then pushes Suicide from behind head first into a pile of fireworks (Cakes to be precise, a firework that makes a big explosion from little packaging). Custard Creamer pulls out his box of matches and lights one then throws it into the pile of fireworks*
Garret Rogers: not the face!
*Suicide leaps away from the fireworks and begins to run off down an aisle. Custard Creamer does the same but down a different aisle as a huge explosion comes from the pile of fireworks setting the whole area on fire which begins to set off random fireworks everywhere.*
Justin Cole: a lucky escape
Garret Rogers: Cole is he didn’t he would have been dead!
*The camera can only see Custard Creamer carefully looking for Suicide. Suddenly a firework hits the wall inches away from him so he lunges to the floor as three more smash against the wall*
Garret Rogers: lucky devil
Justin Cole: you can say that again
*Custard Creamer crawls along the floor then climbs up and sneaks a look round the aisle and sees Suicide. The camera goes back to showing a better view of the action. Custard Creamer charges and hits Suicide with a running crossbody but Suicide rolls through and somehow hits DEATHS DOOR in the process leaving Custard Creamer lifeless on the floor*
Justin Cole: what a reversal
Garret Rogers: a champion is always ready
*Suicide picks up a huge bomb shaped Rocket and puts it on Custard Creamers forehead the lights it with a match and runs off……..*
Garret Rogers: And the winner is…..
Justin Cole: Oh My God!
Garret Rogers: Do not interrupt me
*a huge explosion is heard as hundreds of fireworks begin to go off and Suicide begins to celebrate*
Garret Rogers: winner
Justin Cole: Get a ambulance crew in there now
*Suddenly as he celebrates Suicide is hit by Custard Creamer with a flying headshot knocking them both to the ground*
Garret Rogers: Surely he got hit?
Justin Cole: he looks fine to me
*Custard Creamer grabs a rocket and lights in while still holding it……*
Garret Rogers: Not like this
Justin Cole: Look out!
*The rocket zooms out of Custard Creamers hands and hits Suicide straight in the shoulder exploding on impact. Suicide stays standing after the impact, but then goes down onto one knee.
*Suddenly smoke fills the area and when it clears suicide is gone. Custard Creamer looks confused but triumphant*
Justin Cole: he won!
Garret Rogers: he won? Pathetic!
*Custard Creamer grabs the mic*
Custard Creamer: now it is over
*Custard Creamer grabs his phone ready to tell his friends, but suddenly it rings "Anonymous number"*
Custard Creamer: Hello
Suicide: *In a trembling, but still menacing voice* It's not over untill I say it's over!
*Custard Creamer's smile vanishes before walking off into the distance in silence eating a packet of custard creams*
Custard Creamer: Today is the very first Firework Factory brawl in history and to help you guys out I thought I would explain the rules…..
*Custard Creamer walks up to the door of the firework factory*
Custard Creamer: this door will be locked so the competitors cannot leave
*Custard Creamer opens the door and walks inside where there are hundreds of aisles filled with boxes of fireworks*
Custard Creamer: every firework can be used in this match from a cake to a rocket. The match ends when the opponent is hit by a firework. This is dangerous because it means the doors will remain locked until on of the opponents has been lit o matter what happens inside……just imagine I get my ankle dislocated or I break my nose I can not get help until after I am hit threatening serious permanent damage. And how will we light the fireworks you say? We both have a lighter and a box of matches.
*camera shows the room and all the fireworks in it*
Custard Creamer: This is definitely a match to remember so sit back and enjoy!
*custard creamer throws mic out through the entrance to the firework factory and his music plays loudly from the speakers set up in the firework factory, it then dies down and in a puff of smoke suicide enters and the door is locked*
Garret Rogers: finally we are being broadcast
Justin Cole: what are you saying Rogers?
Garret Rogers: I am saying I have a voice that should be heard
*the match begins and straight away the two contestants begin to grapple with each other*
Justin Cole: just like any other match ay Rogers
Garret Rogers: it couldn’t be any more different Cole
*Suicide wins the grapple and throws Custard Creamer onto a pile of fireworks making some fall out of the bottom. Suicide lunges for Custard Creamer but Custard Creamer dodges and rolls over to a firework on the floor and lights it with the lighter in his pocket setting it off…….*
Justin Cole: Oh My God!
Garret Rogers: Look out!
*the firework flies just past Suicides head and flies off into the background blowing up a whole pile of boxes leaving both contestants standing in shock*
Garret Rogers: the loser of this will never forget it…..if he gets up
*Suicide charges at Custard Creamer and pushes him to the ground and begins to punch Custard Creamer repeatedly in the face, but Custard Creamer manages to push Suicide off before any lasting damage can be done*
Justin Cole: Suicide is a monster
Garret Rogers: Suicide is a wrestler and a good one at that
*Suicide again charges at Custard Creamer but Custard Creamer dodges and then pushes Suicide from behind head first into a pile of fireworks (Cakes to be precise, a firework that makes a big explosion from little packaging). Custard Creamer pulls out his box of matches and lights one then throws it into the pile of fireworks*
Garret Rogers: not the face!
*Suicide leaps away from the fireworks and begins to run off down an aisle. Custard Creamer does the same but down a different aisle as a huge explosion comes from the pile of fireworks setting the whole area on fire which begins to set off random fireworks everywhere.*
Justin Cole: a lucky escape
Garret Rogers: Cole is he didn’t he would have been dead!
*The camera can only see Custard Creamer carefully looking for Suicide. Suddenly a firework hits the wall inches away from him so he lunges to the floor as three more smash against the wall*
Garret Rogers: lucky devil
Justin Cole: you can say that again
*Custard Creamer crawls along the floor then climbs up and sneaks a look round the aisle and sees Suicide. The camera goes back to showing a better view of the action. Custard Creamer charges and hits Suicide with a running crossbody but Suicide rolls through and somehow hits DEATHS DOOR in the process leaving Custard Creamer lifeless on the floor*
Justin Cole: what a reversal
Garret Rogers: a champion is always ready
*Suicide picks up a huge bomb shaped Rocket and puts it on Custard Creamers forehead the lights it with a match and runs off……..*
Garret Rogers: And the winner is…..
Justin Cole: Oh My God!
Garret Rogers: Do not interrupt me
*a huge explosion is heard as hundreds of fireworks begin to go off and Suicide begins to celebrate*
Garret Rogers: winner
Justin Cole: Get a ambulance crew in there now
*Suddenly as he celebrates Suicide is hit by Custard Creamer with a flying headshot knocking them both to the ground*
Garret Rogers: Surely he got hit?
Justin Cole: he looks fine to me
*Custard Creamer grabs a rocket and lights in while still holding it……*
Garret Rogers: Not like this
Justin Cole: Look out!
*The rocket zooms out of Custard Creamers hands and hits Suicide straight in the shoulder exploding on impact. Suicide stays standing after the impact, but then goes down onto one knee.
*Suddenly smoke fills the area and when it clears suicide is gone. Custard Creamer looks confused but triumphant*
Justin Cole: he won!
Garret Rogers: he won? Pathetic!
*Custard Creamer grabs the mic*
Custard Creamer: now it is over
*Custard Creamer grabs his phone ready to tell his friends, but suddenly it rings "Anonymous number"*
Custard Creamer: Hello
Suicide: *In a trembling, but still menacing voice* It's not over untill I say it's over!
*Custard Creamer's smile vanishes before walking off into the distance in silence eating a packet of custard creams*