Post by custardcreamer on Nov 21, 2009 5:07:25 GMT -5
*camera switches to Custard Creamer sitting at a table in a little italian restauraunt, with a little tagline across the bottom saying earlier tonight*
CC: I love Italian food, how about you dave?
Dave: *sounds of food being devoured*
CC: Dave...Dave...Dave stop that it is only the bread!
*everyone in the restaurant turns and looks at CC and Dave's table*
CC: show some class, we are just lucky our guest hasnt arrived yet
Dave: sorry
CC:we are in public Dave now be polite......anyway what do you want to eat, i am all for the meatballs you see......OMG! Dave look at that
*dave swings the camera to the window where outside Homeless Harriet is scouraging through the dustbin*
CC: this is amazing
*Suddenly a man runs up to homeless harriet with a broom scaring her off*
CC: Classic
*the screen goes black and in white writing it says "5 min later"
comes across the page then it goes back to the scene*
CC: that is ordering done i cant believe you chose...oh look it is Alli and HBK......should we invite them over
*camera shakes*
CC: no why...oh i see a nice little italian restaraunt is a romatic place....wait omething is happening
*camera turns over the ally and HBK where they are ordering there food*
CC: that was fast service......and what is HBK's name anyway...
Dave:sssshhhhhh
*camera turns back on ally and hbk*
Waiter: what food would you like?
Alli:welll i like the spagetti bolagnase but how many carbs are in it as i am kinda trying to stay in shape
Waiter:what did you ask?
Alli:how many carbs?
HBK:dont cause a scene
Alli: it is a simple question
Waiter: are you from MWA by any chance
HBK: yes why?
Waiter: did you not read the sign outside? no MWA wrestlers after last time......GET OUT NOW!
Alli:what....no...we havent caused any trouble aprt from asking one question
*Alli and HBK stand up knocking the table over sending the flwer pot on top of the table flying onto the floor and it breaks releasing water which causes the waiter to slip and go head first through the window*
HBK: We should just go
Alli: yeah
*Alli and HBK walk out and the camera swings back onto Custard Creamer*
CC: we are not in MWA okay.....not in MWA
*the main course arrives, then the waiter faints at the sight of the other waiter through the window*
CC: yes my meatballs and your........
*a scream is heard from outside*
CC: what just happened...lets go look
*CC runs outside and to the back of the restaraunt where food is delivered, they run inside then hide against a wall*
CC: it is War Wolf....why is he here?
*sounds of devouring are heard from where war wolf is*
CC: wait pass me the menu...Deserts.....Chocolate Cake....Ice Cream...Fresh Fruit....PAKE!
*CC pears round the corner and Dave pokes the camera round the corner where War Wolf is devouring crate fulls of pake*
CC: OMG!....oh well who cares lets go eat
*They run back to the front of the restaraunt and walk in and back to there table then the camera blacks and agai it says 5min later*
CC: that was nice
*the camera changes to the window again where a woman is having her purse snatched*
CC: i am still here....oh that....who can help here
*suddenly out of knowwhere Twister appears and tackles the purse snatcher to the ground he then throws the purse snatcher ino a nearby dustbin*
CC: twister saves the day.....i never know who twister is though?
*the woman thanks Twister who then walks with her a few paces...they begin to cross a road then Twister jumps out off the way as a truck hits the woman....in fear twister flees and the purse snatcher grabs the purse from the body and runs*
CC: that reminds me of someone.....i cant think who anyway here comes the waiter with the cheque
*waiter approaches and puts the cheque on the table then walks away*
CC: i hate this part...oh look it is rod
*CC waves his arms out and Rod sees them and walks along the road and into the restaraunt and then joins them at their table*
Rod:hi guys
CC: hi rod, enjoying yourself here
Rod: it is quite interesting......
CC: sorry got to go toilet, be back in a min
*CC walks to toilet*
Dave: want a drink?
Rod: no thanks i am good
*Dave walks over to the bar then runs out the door where Custard Creamer is waiting*
CC: run dave run
*camera fades*
CC: I love Italian food, how about you dave?
Dave: *sounds of food being devoured*
CC: Dave...Dave...Dave stop that it is only the bread!
*everyone in the restaurant turns and looks at CC and Dave's table*
CC: show some class, we are just lucky our guest hasnt arrived yet
Dave: sorry
CC:we are in public Dave now be polite......anyway what do you want to eat, i am all for the meatballs you see......OMG! Dave look at that
*dave swings the camera to the window where outside Homeless Harriet is scouraging through the dustbin*
CC: this is amazing
*Suddenly a man runs up to homeless harriet with a broom scaring her off*
CC: Classic
*the screen goes black and in white writing it says "5 min later"
comes across the page then it goes back to the scene*
CC: that is ordering done i cant believe you chose...oh look it is Alli and HBK......should we invite them over
*camera shakes*
CC: no why...oh i see a nice little italian restaraunt is a romatic place....wait omething is happening
*camera turns over the ally and HBK where they are ordering there food*
CC: that was fast service......and what is HBK's name anyway...
Dave:sssshhhhhh
*camera turns back on ally and hbk*
Waiter: what food would you like?
Alli:welll i like the spagetti bolagnase but how many carbs are in it as i am kinda trying to stay in shape
Waiter:what did you ask?
Alli:how many carbs?
HBK:dont cause a scene
Alli: it is a simple question
Waiter: are you from MWA by any chance
HBK: yes why?
Waiter: did you not read the sign outside? no MWA wrestlers after last time......GET OUT NOW!
Alli:what....no...we havent caused any trouble aprt from asking one question
*Alli and HBK stand up knocking the table over sending the flwer pot on top of the table flying onto the floor and it breaks releasing water which causes the waiter to slip and go head first through the window*
HBK: We should just go
Alli: yeah
*Alli and HBK walk out and the camera swings back onto Custard Creamer*
CC: we are not in MWA okay.....not in MWA
*the main course arrives, then the waiter faints at the sight of the other waiter through the window*
CC: yes my meatballs and your........
*a scream is heard from outside*
CC: what just happened...lets go look
*CC runs outside and to the back of the restaraunt where food is delivered, they run inside then hide against a wall*
CC: it is War Wolf....why is he here?
*sounds of devouring are heard from where war wolf is*
CC: wait pass me the menu...Deserts.....Chocolate Cake....Ice Cream...Fresh Fruit....PAKE!
*CC pears round the corner and Dave pokes the camera round the corner where War Wolf is devouring crate fulls of pake*
CC: OMG!....oh well who cares lets go eat
*They run back to the front of the restaraunt and walk in and back to there table then the camera blacks and agai it says 5min later*
CC: that was nice
*the camera changes to the window again where a woman is having her purse snatched*
CC: i am still here....oh that....who can help here
*suddenly out of knowwhere Twister appears and tackles the purse snatcher to the ground he then throws the purse snatcher ino a nearby dustbin*
CC: twister saves the day.....i never know who twister is though?
*the woman thanks Twister who then walks with her a few paces...they begin to cross a road then Twister jumps out off the way as a truck hits the woman....in fear twister flees and the purse snatcher grabs the purse from the body and runs*
CC: that reminds me of someone.....i cant think who anyway here comes the waiter with the cheque
*waiter approaches and puts the cheque on the table then walks away*
CC: i hate this part...oh look it is rod
*CC waves his arms out and Rod sees them and walks along the road and into the restaraunt and then joins them at their table*
Rod:hi guys
CC: hi rod, enjoying yourself here
Rod: it is quite interesting......
CC: sorry got to go toilet, be back in a min
*CC walks to toilet*
Dave: want a drink?
Rod: no thanks i am good
*Dave walks over to the bar then runs out the door where Custard Creamer is waiting*
CC: run dave run
*camera fades*
