Post by steele on Sept 17, 2009 10:23:59 GMT -5
(Scene opens in the plush office of none other then “All Natural” Tommy Bones. The office has a black designer couch and two black designer chairs. Tommy Bones is sitting behind his dark oak power desk and is watching a 54 inch flat screen TV that is hung on the wall. On half of the screen is the stock market and on the other half is the last MWA show.
Tommy has his long blonde hair pulled back in a pony tail and is wearing black slacks and a blood red dress. He has a bit of a five o’clock shadow going on which gives him the ruggedly handsome look. He pushes the speaker to get his receptionist.)
Bones: Hey Ginger, is that Coffee ready yet?
(From the other side you can hear a high pitched voice struggling with the buttons)
Ginger: Coming right up sir.
(Moments later a tall gorgeous red head comes in the door carrying a cup of coffee. She has to stand close to six feet tall and has curves in all the right places and an enormous chest. She is wearing black high heels, a tight short black skirt and a white blouse that shows a lot of cleavage.
She bends over seductively as she sets down the coffee and Bones gives her a slap on the butt as she leaves the office. Bones takes a big chug of the coffee and gets the look of death on his face from the awful taste of the brew. )
Bones: I guess that is what I get for hiring a stripper as my receptionist but how do you screw up coffee???
(Ginger’s voice comes over the intercom)
Ginger: The intern is here for his meeting.
Bones: k, let him in.
Ginger: will do. How is your coffee?
Bones: um. Great (with a grimace on his face..)
(The door opens and a male comes strolling into the office. He stands around 6'5" and is a muscular 250 pounds and has a shaved head. He is wearing orange beach shorts, a green t-shirt that says “AA is for Quitters” on the front of it. The intern stands in front of the desk at attention like he was in the army but has a crazy look in his eye and a strange smile on his face.)
Intern: Reporting for duty sir!!!!!!
(Tommy Bones leans back in his chair and takes in the strange scene before responding. )
Bones: You look familiar. Where do I know you from?
Intern: I am Private first class Sebastian St. Claire (SSC), a friend of mine Frese, comes from the Underground in Chicago also. I am sure you have seen me with him.
Bones: Ah, you guys were the Chicago wrecking Crew. I remember now. What happened to Frese, I haven’t seen him around in a long time.
(SSC arms start flailing all over and is begins to tell his vivid story).
SSC: Well Frese and I are HUGE fans of the show Myth Busters. We have watched it for years and decided to do a show of our own. You know that Myth about it being legal to sleep with a 15 year old girl in Kentucky if her dad is in the room??
Bones: uh.
SSC: Well it isn’t true. Frese has like six months left on his sentence. Our next myth is going to test if it is ok if a priest is supervising. Do you think it will be hard to find a priest?
Bones: uh
(Bones takes another swig of the horrific coffee and shakes his head trying to get the evil taste and ugly vision out of his head before responding.)
Bones: So anyWAYS..... Exactly how did you get the job as an intern?
SSC: I applied and they said I had the best resume.
Bones: Really, where are you in school?
SSC: University of Illinios
Bones: What are you studying?
SSC: um. Studying? Nothing. I am a Ginnie pig for the pharmacy program.
Bones: And you were the best resume?!?!?
(SSC gets a real serious look on his face but waves of insanity still ripple in his eyes).
SSC: Lets face some facts. An internship for a wrestling promoter who only has one wrestler is not exactly a GOLD star on the old resume.
(Bones shrugs his shoulders and sighs)
Bones: Fair enough. What do you got for me on this Wolf Master cat.
(SSC pulls a crumpled up piece of paper with a large pizza grease stain on it out of his pocket. He calmly tries to brush out the crumples in vain before handing it to Bones. Tommy takes the paper and starts to browse it over.)
Bones: His favorite movie is Dancing with Wolves and Werewolf in London?
(SSC smiles with pride)
Bones: His favorite musican is Wolf Man Jack? Are you serious?
SSC: It could be.
(Bones looks aggravated and looks back at the paper.)
Bones: Favorite song, Who let the Dogs out???, Favorite store Petco.... Do you have any actual useful information for me?
(SSC gets that serious look on his face again.)
SSC: Don’t let this guy get behind ya. His favorite position is doggy style. You don’t want to take one in the pooper....
(SSC looks proud of his nugget of wisdom that he just provided.)
Bones: How is any of this information going to be helpful for selling this match or getting Steele ready for the match.
SSC: I will let you know that I looked on the internet for a good 5 minutes for information before getting side tracked by midget porn and there is nothing that I could find. The guy likes wolves, he is a big muscle head. What else do you need to know?
Bones: Do you got any info on Steele? Is he ready for this match?
SSC: That guy isn’t right in the head (SSC points at his skull) if you know what I mean. I think he has mental problems.
Bones That is nothing new.
SSC: I don’t know which Steele is going to show up on Thursday. Whatever deal you got with him has him all messed up.
Bones: It will just take a little time. Once he gets in front of a crowd full of idiots cheering for the other guy, the old Steele will come out. Alright you can leave now.
(Scene cuts with SSC saluting and spinning around and marching out of he office. As the scene fades Ginger brings in some of her home made muffins she baked last night for Tommy Bones. Bones cringes as he ponders the though of eating the muffin considering how bad the coffee was)
Tommy has his long blonde hair pulled back in a pony tail and is wearing black slacks and a blood red dress. He has a bit of a five o’clock shadow going on which gives him the ruggedly handsome look. He pushes the speaker to get his receptionist.)
Bones: Hey Ginger, is that Coffee ready yet?
(From the other side you can hear a high pitched voice struggling with the buttons)
Ginger: Coming right up sir.
(Moments later a tall gorgeous red head comes in the door carrying a cup of coffee. She has to stand close to six feet tall and has curves in all the right places and an enormous chest. She is wearing black high heels, a tight short black skirt and a white blouse that shows a lot of cleavage.
She bends over seductively as she sets down the coffee and Bones gives her a slap on the butt as she leaves the office. Bones takes a big chug of the coffee and gets the look of death on his face from the awful taste of the brew. )
Bones: I guess that is what I get for hiring a stripper as my receptionist but how do you screw up coffee???
(Ginger’s voice comes over the intercom)
Ginger: The intern is here for his meeting.
Bones: k, let him in.
Ginger: will do. How is your coffee?
Bones: um. Great (with a grimace on his face..)
(The door opens and a male comes strolling into the office. He stands around 6'5" and is a muscular 250 pounds and has a shaved head. He is wearing orange beach shorts, a green t-shirt that says “AA is for Quitters” on the front of it. The intern stands in front of the desk at attention like he was in the army but has a crazy look in his eye and a strange smile on his face.)
Intern: Reporting for duty sir!!!!!!
(Tommy Bones leans back in his chair and takes in the strange scene before responding. )
Bones: You look familiar. Where do I know you from?
Intern: I am Private first class Sebastian St. Claire (SSC), a friend of mine Frese, comes from the Underground in Chicago also. I am sure you have seen me with him.
Bones: Ah, you guys were the Chicago wrecking Crew. I remember now. What happened to Frese, I haven’t seen him around in a long time.
(SSC arms start flailing all over and is begins to tell his vivid story).
SSC: Well Frese and I are HUGE fans of the show Myth Busters. We have watched it for years and decided to do a show of our own. You know that Myth about it being legal to sleep with a 15 year old girl in Kentucky if her dad is in the room??
Bones: uh.
SSC: Well it isn’t true. Frese has like six months left on his sentence. Our next myth is going to test if it is ok if a priest is supervising. Do you think it will be hard to find a priest?
Bones: uh
(Bones takes another swig of the horrific coffee and shakes his head trying to get the evil taste and ugly vision out of his head before responding.)
Bones: So anyWAYS..... Exactly how did you get the job as an intern?
SSC: I applied and they said I had the best resume.
Bones: Really, where are you in school?
SSC: University of Illinios
Bones: What are you studying?
SSC: um. Studying? Nothing. I am a Ginnie pig for the pharmacy program.
Bones: And you were the best resume?!?!?
(SSC gets a real serious look on his face but waves of insanity still ripple in his eyes).
SSC: Lets face some facts. An internship for a wrestling promoter who only has one wrestler is not exactly a GOLD star on the old resume.
(Bones shrugs his shoulders and sighs)
Bones: Fair enough. What do you got for me on this Wolf Master cat.
(SSC pulls a crumpled up piece of paper with a large pizza grease stain on it out of his pocket. He calmly tries to brush out the crumples in vain before handing it to Bones. Tommy takes the paper and starts to browse it over.)
Bones: His favorite movie is Dancing with Wolves and Werewolf in London?
(SSC smiles with pride)
Bones: His favorite musican is Wolf Man Jack? Are you serious?
SSC: It could be.
(Bones looks aggravated and looks back at the paper.)
Bones: Favorite song, Who let the Dogs out???, Favorite store Petco.... Do you have any actual useful information for me?
(SSC gets that serious look on his face again.)
SSC: Don’t let this guy get behind ya. His favorite position is doggy style. You don’t want to take one in the pooper....
(SSC looks proud of his nugget of wisdom that he just provided.)
Bones: How is any of this information going to be helpful for selling this match or getting Steele ready for the match.
SSC: I will let you know that I looked on the internet for a good 5 minutes for information before getting side tracked by midget porn and there is nothing that I could find. The guy likes wolves, he is a big muscle head. What else do you need to know?
Bones: Do you got any info on Steele? Is he ready for this match?
SSC: That guy isn’t right in the head (SSC points at his skull) if you know what I mean. I think he has mental problems.
Bones That is nothing new.
SSC: I don’t know which Steele is going to show up on Thursday. Whatever deal you got with him has him all messed up.
Bones: It will just take a little time. Once he gets in front of a crowd full of idiots cheering for the other guy, the old Steele will come out. Alright you can leave now.
(Scene cuts with SSC saluting and spinning around and marching out of he office. As the scene fades Ginger brings in some of her home made muffins she baked last night for Tommy Bones. Bones cringes as he ponders the though of eating the muffin considering how bad the coffee was)
