Post by custardcreamer on Mar 16, 2010 15:22:56 GMT -5
*the tiatron changes to Custard Creamer backstage standing in the hallway*
Custard: hello. Tonight i face two greats in MWA history in Lightning Rod and Cripple.
*Dave makes a strange noise from behind the camera*
Custard: What?
Dave: hello...how original.
Custard:Excuse me you been here as long as me and your charisma is a pathetic as ever.
Dave: nuh huh
Custard: uh uh
*Silence*
Custard: cause thats the way uhuh uhuh i like it uhuh
Dave: do...do...do...do...do...do...do...do!
Custard: Anyway back to tonight.
*Custard stares into camera*
Custard: I do not fear the criple or that mexian dude with the off on again mask thing. I have BITCH SLAPPED the best here and dont you forget it. I have done so much in my short time here and you guys know what i can do.
*Custard begins to stroll down the corridor*
Custard: This is the story of my life...
Dave: Staying on my toes. doing what i need to mke this cheese evererbody ah ah oh.
Custard: That was cool at first. Now it just weak. And i am not weak!
*Custard strolls over to a table covered in dust with the letters "Biscuit Table" on it.*
Custard: This was my first shot at tv gold. I tried a new talk show concept. WHICH NOBODY EVEN CARED ABOUT! I MEAN I WAS NEW AND NOBODY CARES! BAD ON YOU!
*Custard strolls further along to a burn mark in the ceiling*
Custard: this is where i set off a firework which blew up here. Good times! See nobody cares about some guy sitting at a table with biscuits but a guy with a lit firework gets attention.
*Custard continues walking and barges into Suicides locker room which is empty*
Custard: One second...
*Custard leans under a bench and turns on a smoke machine filling the room with smoke*
Custard: *cougth* any time now.
*the smoke clears to reveal Suicide*
Suicide: Custard! You return. Time for pai....
Custard: Quiet Smokey. I uncovered your hideaways months ago. Shut up or i reveal your secrets.
Suicide:....Carry on!
Custard: Thanks. Now this guy was my carreer in MWA. Sadly this guy attached himself to me and decided to attack me from behind in dark corners.
Dave: you mean...
Custard: No you idiot! I no sleeper....
*Awkwrd silence as Suicide points at his locker room door then dissapears in a pile of smoke*
Custard: Typical. Well i wonder where he will go after MWA.
Dave: prison?
Custard: no emo conventions. The name says it all.
*Custard walks out and sees a pair of panties on the floor*
Custard: Wow.
*Custard picks them up*
Custard: This brings back memories...the panti raid!
Dave: you mean raids....
Custard: sssh secret.
*Suddenly Falco and Wolf Masters grab Custard and drag him along the corridor and into their locker room. The camera slowly turns round to reveal Dave in all his baldness*
Dave: i guess this is goodbye....
*The camera fades as a tear rolls down Daves face*
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Lemme know if i missed anything major lol
Custard: hello. Tonight i face two greats in MWA history in Lightning Rod and Cripple.
*Dave makes a strange noise from behind the camera*
Custard: What?
Dave: hello...how original.
Custard:Excuse me you been here as long as me and your charisma is a pathetic as ever.
Dave: nuh huh
Custard: uh uh
*Silence*
Custard: cause thats the way uhuh uhuh i like it uhuh
Dave: do...do...do...do...do...do...do...do!
Custard: Anyway back to tonight.
*Custard stares into camera*
Custard: I do not fear the criple or that mexian dude with the off on again mask thing. I have BITCH SLAPPED the best here and dont you forget it. I have done so much in my short time here and you guys know what i can do.
*Custard begins to stroll down the corridor*
Custard: This is the story of my life...
Dave: Staying on my toes. doing what i need to mke this cheese evererbody ah ah oh.
Custard: That was cool at first. Now it just weak. And i am not weak!
*Custard strolls over to a table covered in dust with the letters "Biscuit Table" on it.*
Custard: This was my first shot at tv gold. I tried a new talk show concept. WHICH NOBODY EVEN CARED ABOUT! I MEAN I WAS NEW AND NOBODY CARES! BAD ON YOU!
*Custard strolls further along to a burn mark in the ceiling*
Custard: this is where i set off a firework which blew up here. Good times! See nobody cares about some guy sitting at a table with biscuits but a guy with a lit firework gets attention.
*Custard continues walking and barges into Suicides locker room which is empty*
Custard: One second...
*Custard leans under a bench and turns on a smoke machine filling the room with smoke*
Custard: *cougth* any time now.
*the smoke clears to reveal Suicide*
Suicide: Custard! You return. Time for pai....
Custard: Quiet Smokey. I uncovered your hideaways months ago. Shut up or i reveal your secrets.
Suicide:....Carry on!
Custard: Thanks. Now this guy was my carreer in MWA. Sadly this guy attached himself to me and decided to attack me from behind in dark corners.
Dave: you mean...
Custard: No you idiot! I no sleeper....
*Awkwrd silence as Suicide points at his locker room door then dissapears in a pile of smoke*
Custard: Typical. Well i wonder where he will go after MWA.
Dave: prison?
Custard: no emo conventions. The name says it all.
*Custard walks out and sees a pair of panties on the floor*
Custard: Wow.
*Custard picks them up*
Custard: This brings back memories...the panti raid!
Dave: you mean raids....
Custard: sssh secret.
*Suddenly Falco and Wolf Masters grab Custard and drag him along the corridor and into their locker room. The camera slowly turns round to reveal Dave in all his baldness*
Dave: i guess this is goodbye....
*The camera fades as a tear rolls down Daves face*
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Lemme know if i missed anything major lol