Post by xanderstyles on Mar 13, 2010 22:41:58 GMT -5
Camera fades in to show Xander Styles standing by himself on the right of the screen, as if the interviewer is missing.
Xander: As all of you fans know, I seem to have said somethings to upset Ms. Sanderson. Now this is not an apology what so ever, I still think that she is a loose woman without too much common sense, so that is why I decided to find my own interviewer, someone that will be fair in their questions to me, so, without further ado, I present to you George.
Xander stands there, still by himself. He acts as if the camera man is saying something to him.
Xander: You can't see him? What are you talking about, he's not imaginary. Oh you mean he's not in the shot.
Xander looks to his right.
Xander: Can you like jump or something? No I don't have a step stool with me, I'm normal. Fine, cameraman, just zoom out until you can get us both.
The camera pans out to show a vertically challenged man standing with a microphone.
Xander: Got it now? Ok, good. So, George, what is your first question?
George looks down at a card and reads off the first question.
George: How do you feel about the title match coming up against two opponents?
Xander: You know, I look forward to it. Zeus has done some good work since he's been here, he'll be good competition. I guess Sara went and cried about what I said so her special for this week is also in the match. I blame myself though. If I would have just let her at least think she had a chance with me, none of this would have happened. But no, I have to go sticking to my morals. Next question.
George looks down at the card, trying to figure out what is written.
George: What are your... does that say feelings?
Xander: Yes, yes it does.
George: Ok, what are your feelings on MWA closing?
Xander: I'm not going to lie, it sucks. I love this place, and it's going to be sad when it's all done. But you have to just move on. I plan on giving one hell of a match out there to please all of the fans that have supported MWA. It would also be nice if after tonight, my goal of every member of Hardcore Cause holding a belt in MWA at the same time comes to completion. I think it's something the fans would love to see, and something they deserve, so it's up to Wolfie, Mach and I to make them happy.
George: You confuse me, one second your bashing on innocent women, then you are talking about making the fans happy.
Xander: That's not one of the questions I put on the card, I mean, one of the questions you were going to ask me. I should have known this wouldn't work. You people always mess these things up.
George: Woah, what do you mean by "you people"?
Xander: I mean interviewers, chill out and stop being so short with me.
George looks at Xander in disbelief and turns and walks away.
Xander: No, wait, George, that was a poor choice of words, I didn't mean it like that. Come back we need to finish the interview.
Xander walks off screen after George.
Xander: Please George, I loved Mini Me in Austin Powers.
The camera fades to black.
Xander: As all of you fans know, I seem to have said somethings to upset Ms. Sanderson. Now this is not an apology what so ever, I still think that she is a loose woman without too much common sense, so that is why I decided to find my own interviewer, someone that will be fair in their questions to me, so, without further ado, I present to you George.
Xander stands there, still by himself. He acts as if the camera man is saying something to him.
Xander: You can't see him? What are you talking about, he's not imaginary. Oh you mean he's not in the shot.
Xander looks to his right.
Xander: Can you like jump or something? No I don't have a step stool with me, I'm normal. Fine, cameraman, just zoom out until you can get us both.
The camera pans out to show a vertically challenged man standing with a microphone.
Xander: Got it now? Ok, good. So, George, what is your first question?
George looks down at a card and reads off the first question.
George: How do you feel about the title match coming up against two opponents?
Xander: You know, I look forward to it. Zeus has done some good work since he's been here, he'll be good competition. I guess Sara went and cried about what I said so her special for this week is also in the match. I blame myself though. If I would have just let her at least think she had a chance with me, none of this would have happened. But no, I have to go sticking to my morals. Next question.
George looks down at the card, trying to figure out what is written.
George: What are your... does that say feelings?
Xander: Yes, yes it does.
George: Ok, what are your feelings on MWA closing?
Xander: I'm not going to lie, it sucks. I love this place, and it's going to be sad when it's all done. But you have to just move on. I plan on giving one hell of a match out there to please all of the fans that have supported MWA. It would also be nice if after tonight, my goal of every member of Hardcore Cause holding a belt in MWA at the same time comes to completion. I think it's something the fans would love to see, and something they deserve, so it's up to Wolfie, Mach and I to make them happy.
George: You confuse me, one second your bashing on innocent women, then you are talking about making the fans happy.
Xander: That's not one of the questions I put on the card, I mean, one of the questions you were going to ask me. I should have known this wouldn't work. You people always mess these things up.
George: Woah, what do you mean by "you people"?
Xander: I mean interviewers, chill out and stop being so short with me.
George looks at Xander in disbelief and turns and walks away.
Xander: No, wait, George, that was a poor choice of words, I didn't mean it like that. Come back we need to finish the interview.
Xander walks off screen after George.
Xander: Please George, I loved Mini Me in Austin Powers.
The camera fades to black.
