Post by custardcreamer on Mar 12, 2010 7:13:49 GMT -5
*camera switches backstage to Custard Creamer standing in the B-Squared locker room infront of a table with 20 blueberry pies on it.*
Custard Creamer: Hello MWA. As you all know tonight is a night dedicated to Charity! I myself do not have a match tonight because the idea of charity took over the booking so only the lower level charity will be in the ring tonight.
*Custard stares past the camera*
Custard Creamer: Wanna be part of this Wolf?
Wolf Masters: No i dont.
*Custard stares at the camera*
Custard Creamer: Dave put the camera on its stand i need you.
*The camera shakes then becomes still as Dave walks infront of the camera. His SHINY head glistening in the light of the light bulb above him.*
Custard Creamer: We will return after the next match. Until then remember. This is for charity.
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If part 1 (above) could go before a match between two no-rpers that would be good then part 2 after that match.
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*camera switches backstage to Custard Creamer and Dave standing in the B-Squared locker room infront of a table with 20 blueberry pies on it.*
Custard Creamer: First of my charity for the night is National Socialist People's Welfare . Some of you may of heard of these poor people. They have been discriminated against for years.
*Dave stares at Custard with a cold look.*
Custard Creamer: Anyway lets get started. We have been told by a rich buissness man whos name we cannot reveal....*cougth* donald trump *cougth*...... that for every pie eaten 1million dolloars will be raised. The catch is there is only 30seconds to do this. Dave has stepped forward to bring in the next era of the NSPW.
Dave: You told me it was Unicef.
Custard Creamer: You still get pie.
Dave: Yeah i guess.
*Custard Creamer picks up a egg timer as Dave walks up to the pies*
Custard Creamer: Get ready...GO!
Dave: Hello pies...
30!
Custard Creamer: Eat!
*Dave smashes his head into a pie and devours viciously*
29!
Custard Creamer: Hurry up!
Dave: it tastes funny
28!
Dave: why are the berries green
27!
Custard Creamer: i baked the pies
26!
Dave: oh my god!
*Dave pukes down Custard Creamer*
Custard Creamer: DAVE! WHAT THE HELL!
Wolf Masters (from behind camera): haha
25!
Custard Creamer: Stop laugthing! NSPW needs us!
24!
*Dave leans forward violently*
23!
Custard Creamer: Oh My God! Run!
22!
*Dave grabs a black sack from the floor*
21!
Custard Creamer: No Dave!
20!
*Dave throws up into the black sack*
19!
Custard Creamer: NO!
*Custard throws the egg timer to the ground*
Custard Creamer: My biscuits!
Dave: my tummy hurts *cries and crawls up into a ball on the floor*
Custard Creamer: MY BISCUITS! YOU.....
*Custard lunges at Dave but Wolf Masters grabs him*
Wolf Masters: Let it go!
*Custard is dragged of screen and a door is heard shut*
Dave: not again...
*Dave throws up onto camera as it fades*
Custard Creamer: Hello MWA. As you all know tonight is a night dedicated to Charity! I myself do not have a match tonight because the idea of charity took over the booking so only the lower level charity will be in the ring tonight.
*Custard stares past the camera*
Custard Creamer: Wanna be part of this Wolf?
Wolf Masters: No i dont.
*Custard stares at the camera*
Custard Creamer: Dave put the camera on its stand i need you.
*The camera shakes then becomes still as Dave walks infront of the camera. His SHINY head glistening in the light of the light bulb above him.*
Custard Creamer: We will return after the next match. Until then remember. This is for charity.
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If part 1 (above) could go before a match between two no-rpers that would be good then part 2 after that match.
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*camera switches backstage to Custard Creamer and Dave standing in the B-Squared locker room infront of a table with 20 blueberry pies on it.*
Custard Creamer: First of my charity for the night is National Socialist People's Welfare . Some of you may of heard of these poor people. They have been discriminated against for years.
*Dave stares at Custard with a cold look.*
Custard Creamer: Anyway lets get started. We have been told by a rich buissness man whos name we cannot reveal....*cougth* donald trump *cougth*...... that for every pie eaten 1million dolloars will be raised. The catch is there is only 30seconds to do this. Dave has stepped forward to bring in the next era of the NSPW.
Dave: You told me it was Unicef.
Custard Creamer: You still get pie.
Dave: Yeah i guess.
*Custard Creamer picks up a egg timer as Dave walks up to the pies*
Custard Creamer: Get ready...GO!
Dave: Hello pies...
30!
Custard Creamer: Eat!
*Dave smashes his head into a pie and devours viciously*
29!
Custard Creamer: Hurry up!
Dave: it tastes funny
28!
Dave: why are the berries green
27!
Custard Creamer: i baked the pies
26!
Dave: oh my god!
*Dave pukes down Custard Creamer*
Custard Creamer: DAVE! WHAT THE HELL!
Wolf Masters (from behind camera): haha
25!
Custard Creamer: Stop laugthing! NSPW needs us!
24!
*Dave leans forward violently*
23!
Custard Creamer: Oh My God! Run!
22!
*Dave grabs a black sack from the floor*
21!
Custard Creamer: No Dave!
20!
*Dave throws up into the black sack*
19!
Custard Creamer: NO!
*Custard throws the egg timer to the ground*
Custard Creamer: My biscuits!
Dave: my tummy hurts *cries and crawls up into a ball on the floor*
Custard Creamer: MY BISCUITS! YOU.....
*Custard lunges at Dave but Wolf Masters grabs him*
Wolf Masters: Let it go!
*Custard is dragged of screen and a door is heard shut*
Dave: not again...
*Dave throws up onto camera as it fades*
