Post by dmoney on Apr 7, 2009 11:23:38 GMT -5
We hear 'Critical Acclaim' blaring from the speakers as D Money walks down to the ring. He grabs a mic and enters the ring.
D$: So there's a tournament going on to determine the number one contender for MY Canadian Championship...well let's get this straight...No one in that tournament is half as good looking, half as talented, or half as intelligent as I am...
The crowd starts booing.
D$: Well, that goes for the wrestlers...you Michigan morons don't even come close!
The crowd is now booing very loudly and some fans are now throwing trash into the ring.
D$: Well I'm supposed to have a match with a mystery opponent, so let's hurry up and get this little joke over with!
D$: So there's a tournament going on to determine the number one contender for MY Canadian Championship...well let's get this straight...No one in that tournament is half as good looking, half as talented, or half as intelligent as I am...
The crowd starts booing.
D$: Well, that goes for the wrestlers...you Michigan morons don't even come close!
The crowd is now booing very loudly and some fans are now throwing trash into the ring.
D$: Well I'm supposed to have a match with a mystery opponent, so let's hurry up and get this little joke over with!