Asking Audrey Out

[Scott Smith]

Jack of Spades is walking around backstage. He sees Mr. Wrestling. Jack walks up and shakes Mr. Wrestling's hand.

Jack - Hey man, you tore it up and showed those Extreme Regime punks what wrestling is all about. Good job on that win brother. Too bad those punks had to hit you guys from behind before and after the match. They just know they can't hold a candle to you guys.

Mr. Wrestling - Thanks.

Jack - You seen Audrey around?

Mr. Wrestling - Yeah, she's over there. (Points)

Jack - Thanks.

Jack walks over to where Audrey is talking to the costume designer.

Jack - Hey there.

Audrey - Hi.

Jack - Listen.. I was just kind of wondering.. well.. you know.. I thought that.. maybe you.. ug. This came up a lot more coherent when I was thinking about how I was going to ask you.

Audrey - Ask me what?

Jack - Well after the show.. you wanna go.. I don't know. Like, get something to eat? Or something?

[audrey]

Audrey looks taken aback by the question and just looks at Jack for a moment before answering.

Audrey - Sure, I guess we could do something like that, everyone needs to eat. I haven't really been "out" in a long time, so this could be fun.

Jack- You don't date or uh hang out with guys and stuff?

Audrey - Not in a long time, but I'm glad you asked. Just let me know what to wear or whatever.

Jack Uh, wear..uh yeah sure. I'll let you know.

Jack of Spades walks away leaving Audrey with the costume designer. Audrey looks at the designer who just shrugs.

Designer- You could do a lot worse around here.

Audrey shakes her head and laughs.


Audrey We're just friends, Jack and I. But yes I could do a lot worse. Jack is one fo the better looking ones around here and the accent....

The designer just nods as she pulls out a measuring tape and begins to measure Audrey's waist.

[Bloodbath]

killer stops jack

killer:you know,you're one of the guys i still haven't talked to,which is weird because you were one of the original members here.anyway,i just wanted to say,nice job.you're one lucky S.O.B. man