How to Kill a Killer

[shocking1981]

[From outside the "Simply Wrestling" lockerroom crashes and bangs can be heard. The camera enters to see "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish tosses furniture and equipment around the room. Mr Wrestling IV sits quietly in the corner with ice strapped to his shoulder.]

Mr. Wrestling IV: Are you quite done?

Blake Parish: No...[Parish picks up a dumbbell and throws it through a door.] Not Quite!!!

Wrestling: So, you're angry?

Parish: Am I angry? No, I'm not angry. I'm not angry that X and Ritter tried to take us out before the bell rang. I'm not angry that Killer joined the regime and used our blood as a signing bonus. And I'm not angry that the Regime tried to end our careers... I'M F***ING P***ED OFF!!! [He picks up one end of a bench with bags on it and tosses it across the room.] But my real problem is... What really gets to me is.. How can you sit there with those bandages on your head and those ice packs covering your body and be so god damn calm? [He slumps down in a chair.]

Wrestling: You think I'm not angry? I'm angry. Of course I'm angry. [Wrestling gets up and limps over to Parish, placing his hand on his shoulder.] But, my lad, we have to move on or die. Despite the Regime's best efforts, we advanced in the Tag Team tournament and next week we have Fabz Jones and Marcus Kaine. We need to have our heads in the game if we're gonna capture the gold at the end of this rainbow.

Parish: All right. I'm sorry.

Wrestling: Don't be sorry, Blake. Part of the reason you caught my attention was your passion for this business. And after the tournament, when we have the gold... [He hurls a bag of ice at a mirror, shattering it.] WE GO AFTER THE REGIMES' HEADS!!!

[shocking1981]

I felt really inspired to write this. I hope it is enjoyed.

[Scott Smith]

"Blake Parish: No...[Parish picks up a dumbbell and throws it through a door.] Not Quite!!!"

That part was awesome. Also.. Mr. Wrestling is calm because he has post concussion syndrome. lol. J/K. I liked this one.

[shocking1981]

No.. It's RVD Syndrome... in my next RP he has the munchies real bad.

JK.

[damienthorn]

haha i really enjoyed reading that nice one!!

[wrestler]

Awesome work.. And I dont need RVD syndrome to have the munchies Helll I am always hungry ,, the only reason I am not huge is because I am so high strung...

[Ritter]

I'm going to probably put this in the next show as a "last week after we went off the air!" type of re-cap thing.

[brandonripley]

I would definitely use it. It might be better than anything I've done so far, but the stuff me and Ritter have planned for next Thursday, well all I'm gonna say is that we will have at least two new victims guaranteed, and they'll be completely defenseless. In fact they'll be in so much trouble I might not even have to use my fog this time, but I like overkill so I probably will.