Post by shocking1981 on Apr 21, 2009 19:44:15 GMT -5
[ C0cky by Kid Rock plays as the first ever MWA Tag Team Champions, "Simply Wrestling" make there way to the ring. Championship belts around their waists. ]
Aerith Sinclair: Ladies and Gentlemen. Your first MWA Tag Team Champions, Mr. Wrestling IV and "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish. "SIMPLY WRESTLING".
[ The Crowd cheers as Mr Wrestling and Blake Parish lift the title belts high above their heads. ]
Mr. Wrestling: Thank you everyone. It is a real honour to be the first EVER MWA Tag Champions.
Blake Parish: So, even if we lose the belts... Noone can take that away from us.
Mr. W: Not that we plan on losing them.
Parish: No, of course not. But some people think we don't deserve them.
Mr. W: Really? Who would think that?
Parish: Roll the Clip.
[ Footage starts to play on the tron of the Ultimate Killer standing in the ring. ]
The Ultimate Killer: Ok fine, "Simply Wrestling" beat us. But it was a fluke! I'm here to challenge you two to a rematch for the titles. And if we don't win, I will never challenge for any championship, as long as the titles are held by the current champions. So if we lose, for example, I can't challenge for the canadian championship, as long as D Money holds it!
[ Back to Wrestling and Parish in the Ring. ]
Mr. W: A fluke?
Parish: Yep.
Mr. W: A Fluke?
Parish: That's what the crazy man who has a love affair with barbed wire said.
Mr. W: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, KILLER! WE'LL TAKE UP YOUR CHALLENGE... Just after we beat your Regime buddies.
Parish: Yeah, the Hunters already booked us in a match against Ritter and the X for "Aftershock". So, after you finish tending their wounds, we'll gladly give you some of your own.
Mr. W: You see, Killer. We took care off our revenge on you, for that little stunt you pulled a few weeks ago. You know, trying to end our careers. That little thing. We did that by taking home the gold.
Parish: But we haven't finished with X, Ritter and all the rest of the Regime. And no matter how many of you crawl out of the wood work, you're not taking our belts.
Mr. W: But I'm sure we'll see you and Ripley and all the other Extreme Bum Chums during our match. And you can see us pin Ritter and X. 1. 2. 3!
Parish: No Flash.
Mr. W: No Flare.
Simply Wrestling: SIMPLY THE CHAMPS!!!
OOC: the censor is really starting to s**t me. Can't write "C0cky"!!!
Aerith Sinclair: Ladies and Gentlemen. Your first MWA Tag Team Champions, Mr. Wrestling IV and "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish. "SIMPLY WRESTLING".
[ The Crowd cheers as Mr Wrestling and Blake Parish lift the title belts high above their heads. ]
Mr. Wrestling: Thank you everyone. It is a real honour to be the first EVER MWA Tag Champions.
Blake Parish: So, even if we lose the belts... Noone can take that away from us.
Mr. W: Not that we plan on losing them.
Parish: No, of course not. But some people think we don't deserve them.
Mr. W: Really? Who would think that?
Parish: Roll the Clip.
[ Footage starts to play on the tron of the Ultimate Killer standing in the ring. ]
The Ultimate Killer: Ok fine, "Simply Wrestling" beat us. But it was a fluke! I'm here to challenge you two to a rematch for the titles. And if we don't win, I will never challenge for any championship, as long as the titles are held by the current champions. So if we lose, for example, I can't challenge for the canadian championship, as long as D Money holds it!
[ Back to Wrestling and Parish in the Ring. ]
Mr. W: A fluke?
Parish: Yep.
Mr. W: A Fluke?
Parish: That's what the crazy man who has a love affair with barbed wire said.
Mr. W: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, KILLER! WE'LL TAKE UP YOUR CHALLENGE... Just after we beat your Regime buddies.
Parish: Yeah, the Hunters already booked us in a match against Ritter and the X for "Aftershock". So, after you finish tending their wounds, we'll gladly give you some of your own.
Mr. W: You see, Killer. We took care off our revenge on you, for that little stunt you pulled a few weeks ago. You know, trying to end our careers. That little thing. We did that by taking home the gold.
Parish: But we haven't finished with X, Ritter and all the rest of the Regime. And no matter how many of you crawl out of the wood work, you're not taking our belts.
Mr. W: But I'm sure we'll see you and Ripley and all the other Extreme Bum Chums during our match. And you can see us pin Ritter and X. 1. 2. 3!
Parish: No Flash.
Mr. W: No Flare.
Simply Wrestling: SIMPLY THE CHAMPS!!!
OOC: the censor is really starting to s**t me. Can't write "C0cky"!!!