Post by itmcguillicutty on May 15, 2009 1:11:27 GMT -5
(Camera cuts to Irwin Tiberius McGuillicutty sitting a desk working intently, typing away on his laptop. The room surrounding him has several gutted computer components and cases along with tolls and repair equipment. I.T. is wearing his typical attire, in ring and out, or a white button up short sleeved dress shirt with a black necktie. He looking into the camera, slightly annoyed)
I.T.: I supposed that you're here to get my comments on the upcoming second round match against Mason in the New Blood Tournament. You see, the phrase "New Blood" has special meaning to me this week.
(I.T. closes the laptop, moving it aside and folding his arms in front of him on the desk where the laptop was sitting. He removes his glasses, looks down momentarily to collect his thoughts and then focuses into the camera.)
I.T.: You've just interrupted the time that I cherish daily. This time, every day, I come on here to blog. Today, I was blogging about something VERY near and dear to my heart... the newest Star Trek film. You see, I watched it last night for the fourth time and I realized an astounding connection between the character of Captain James T Kirk and myself. You see, in this film Kirk is himself proving himself the members of Star Fleet. He himself is New Blood cementing his own destiny, not unlike myself. I draw great inspiration from this story and unfortunately for one Mason, this inspiration will only lead to a more astounding defeat. ACTUALLY, the defeat was inevitable as I'm sure my skills will be deemed far superior, inspired or not. So this week, I follow up my legendary debut with a sequel of sorts... and much like the sequel to the original Star Trek film, the Wrath of Khan, the Wrath of Irwin Tiberius McGuillicutty will something talked about for decades. I bid you farewell... you're welcome.
(Irwin snickers to himself in a swarmy manner as reacher for the laptop and places it in front of him again.)
I.T.: I supposed that you're here to get my comments on the upcoming second round match against Mason in the New Blood Tournament. You see, the phrase "New Blood" has special meaning to me this week.
(I.T. closes the laptop, moving it aside and folding his arms in front of him on the desk where the laptop was sitting. He removes his glasses, looks down momentarily to collect his thoughts and then focuses into the camera.)
I.T.: You've just interrupted the time that I cherish daily. This time, every day, I come on here to blog. Today, I was blogging about something VERY near and dear to my heart... the newest Star Trek film. You see, I watched it last night for the fourth time and I realized an astounding connection between the character of Captain James T Kirk and myself. You see, in this film Kirk is himself proving himself the members of Star Fleet. He himself is New Blood cementing his own destiny, not unlike myself. I draw great inspiration from this story and unfortunately for one Mason, this inspiration will only lead to a more astounding defeat. ACTUALLY, the defeat was inevitable as I'm sure my skills will be deemed far superior, inspired or not. So this week, I follow up my legendary debut with a sequel of sorts... and much like the sequel to the original Star Trek film, the Wrath of Khan, the Wrath of Irwin Tiberius McGuillicutty will something talked about for decades. I bid you farewell... you're welcome.
(Irwin snickers to himself in a swarmy manner as reacher for the laptop and places it in front of him again.)